Ferrari?

coldfire1x

Lady: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: $10.00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where's your ****ing Ferrari?

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An elderly man was having a calm walk when he happens to pass a brothel.

One of the prostitutes calls out: "Hey Grandpa! Why don't you try ?

The old man replies: "No, my child, I cannot!".

The prostitute: "Cheer up !!! Let us try !!!"

The elderly man enters and performs like a 25 year old.

The prostitute says:"Oh Gosh! And you still say you cannot".

The old man replies: - "Aaah, sex I can, what I cannot is - pay"