Last day of planet earth?

Duckworth_Luas

miralize wrote: »

Bloody Mayans eh?

I'm actually happy the Spanish gave them all smallpox now, shower of twats!

Defiler Of The Coffin

Well who would have predicted it. Martin McGuinness meeting the Queen didn't bring about the end after all

iDave

So we survive 2012 just so we can have a year of bad luck in 2013

Napper Hawkins

So now what? Is Jesus here?

Mr. CooL ICE

I thought the world was gonna end, so I started doing things I always wanted to do. Now I'm addicted to heroin

FamousSeamus

Wait does it end today or is today the last day? Either way it I'm betting e1000 that it doesn't end!!

antodeco

Silly people! The world ends on American dates. 12th of the 21st month

Irranek

****e, forgot the world was supposed to end this morning so my last act would have been standing in a queue for stamps at the Post Office. Gah.

kfallon

FFS, do I bother putting this wash on or not???

mike65

I want to see "Billy Bob" stood in front of a Fox News camera (with all his guns and tinned food) admitting he feels a fool.

Min

The Mayans had three different calendars, one goes to thousands of years after today.

red sean

Fukk this waitin' !

Swampy

There was some woman on Joe Duffy a month or so ago. Rang up about a different matter. Sounded very normal until joe asked her about her day casually. Turns out she give most of her money away to the poor in the city cntre every week as she was convinced the world would end today and there would be some sort of spiritual ascendancy. Me thinks she is going to be very pissed off today.

faceman

Deleted User wrote: »

When is the next one?

That would be "3 Days Of Darkness", also known as "The Warning" as prophesised at Garanbandal which is due to happen before a blind lad called Joey Lomangino dies. He's 82 now and was buddies with Padre Pio (who also believed in the 3 Days of Darkness)

Although we don't have a year it will be happen, we do know which days of the week it can't happen on.

Why I know so much about this is another story!

MisterEpicurus

It's beginning...

http://news.sky.com/story/1028452/tsunami-fears-over-sea-floor-collapse-near-oz

Allround Predator

5000 Cans of Beans.
10,000 bottles of water.
3000 cans of corn beef.
8 Trays of Pot Noodles (Chicken and Mushroom)( Curry).
1 Bomb Shelter, never been used.

Allround Predator

Allround Predator wrote: »

5000 Cans of Beans.
10,000 bottles of water.
3000 cans of corn beef.
8 Trays of Pot Noodles (Chicken and Mushroom)( Curry).
1 Bomb Shelter, never been used.

Wot no beer!!!

SimonTemplar

Glad the world didn't end...I bought a fall out shelter from Ikea last month and I'm still trying to put piece R657 into slot 57B by following instructions that were obviously written by the Riddler from Batman!

BlitzKrieg

Deleted User wrote: »

Wot no beer!!!

why would he sell the beer?

eannus

I signed up for Boards today. I don't want that to be the highlight of my last day on Earth

DEFTLEFTHAND

Just on the web here looking at clowns sitting in inflatable rafts waiting for the flood waters to come. They haven't given up hope yet apparently.

Chucken

eannus wrote: »

I signed up for Boards today. I don't want that to be the highlight of my last day on Earth

Life as you know it is over....same difference

xxlauraxxox

Been cold today could have done with a volcanic eruption to warm me up, oh well will have to put the fire on now. :rolleyes:

nocoverart

I honestly wouldn't mind if the world ended today. Maybe it's just the fact that everyone and everything just abruptly vanishes together and you're not leaving loved ones behind, or maybe I need to seek professional help LOL.

scamalert

wonder what kind of $hit theory they gonna invent now to make some cash selling t shirts,bunkers and other crap for the idiots ?:pac:

red sean

Gettin a t-shirt tomorrow with "I survived the Mayan apocalypse" on it!

candy-gal1

Apparrantly from what ive heard through all those Discovery TV shows on 2012 world ends etc etc its been timed to about 10pm or 12 mins after, something like that I think, so Ill be watching Final Destination 3 on e4 at that point tonight , good choice of movie for the night thats in it imho :pac:

saiint

candy-gal1 wrote: »

Apparrantly from what ive heard through all those Discovery TV shows on 2012 world ends etc etc its been timed to about 10pm or 12 mins after, something like that I think, so Ill be watching Final Destination 3 on e4 at that point tonight , good choice of movie for the night thats in it imho :pac:

actually the world was suppose to end at 11am gmt time
so basicly we all made it safe and sound
now i have to do xmas shopping tomorrow :mad:

ChemHickey

Is it a Mayan "April Fools Day" or something?

keelanj69

Id like to extend my thanks to The Justice League and buddies for saving all our asses today.

Sunnyisland

I was looking forward to going to heaven.

Peregrine

Leinster and Ulster shall he our harbingers of death

They've been on 20-12 since half time

Edit: Nope, too early 27-12. Looks like we're living :rolleyes:

Allround Predator

I'm keeping that!

MonkieSocks

Due to technical difficulties the end of the world has been postponed until further notice.

A spokesman for the Mayan's has confirmed that a new date will be foretold in the near future (if there is one)

Rumours of Hell freezing over have being denied by the Vatican and Enda Kenny has blamed the previous administration for the failure of Armageddon to happen.

Normal services will be resumed as soon as possible and the end of the world is NIGH :eek:

Geo10

It's the 22nd now and we're still alive :P

BULLER

Well we made it, just about!
O'Connell Street will never be the same again though...

goz83

Can't wait for the believers to come up with another apocalypse

But how about they respond to this one?

Callan57

Ah I remember the old world ... this one isn't nearly as good