Off topic golf thread!

PARlance · 22-10-2014 11:25pm

ForeRight wrote: »

Totally gone off Keane the last few months. Constant smack talk out of him.

If an Irish manager or assistant manager was promoting book launches and talking non stop I the media the week of a game while Keane was in an Irish shirt his head would have exploded.

Promoting the Keane brand constantly now and it's got very boring for me.

He has turned into an absolutely joke these days.

And I was a massive fan of his.

scrubber72 · 27-10-2014 12:13am

Just heard scrapping between the downstairs floorboards. feckin hairy beggars are in. Can't get rentokil till Tuesday. Nerves are shot. Feck it.

PARlance · 27-10-2014 12:18am

scrubber72 wrote: »

Just heard scrapping between the downstairs floorboards. feckin hairy beggars are in. Can't get rentokil till Tuesday. Nerves are shot. Feck it.

Shudders... The buggers will be looking for some heat at this time of year.

dar_cool · 27-10-2014 12:20am

Mice or rats????

scrubber72 · 27-10-2014 12:22am

Quiet loud and heavy scrapping so think it's a rat. No sleep tonight for scrubber then. Good job missus is away but little one is here with me.

FixdePitchmark · 27-10-2014 12:25am

Scrub.

We just lost the jug. We are going to have to toughen up around here in 2015.

Pull floor board up place trap or grab him by tail and pull head off.

We will never win this jug back if we can't deal with a little rodent.

dar_cool · 27-10-2014 12:27am

Nightmare!!! Dont waste your money on the big traps, there useless, poison is the only job and hope the whore doesn't croke it under the floorboards!! A childhood memory I will never forget is my granda taking the head off a live rat with a shovel!! Ha ha

FixdePitchmark · 27-10-2014 12:30am

See Dar .

That great man would have won jug.

Our generation are getting a bit soft.

FixdePitchmark · 27-10-2014 12:33am

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scrubber72 · 27-10-2014 12:41am

Think I will use a blade 7 iron and play a cut.

PARlance · 27-10-2014 12:51am

dar_cool wrote: »

Nightmare!!! Dont waste your money on the big traps, there useless, poison is the only job and hope the whore doesn't croke it under the floorboards!! A childhood memory I will never forget is my granda taking the head off a live rat with a shovel!! Ha ha

I think I'd prefer to listen to the buggers than put up with the smell if they died and you couldn't get to them.

There aren't many worse smells around, you'll have 100's of flies and it'll last at least 2 weeks until it's eaten....

ForeRight · 27-10-2014 12:57am

PARlance wrote: »

I think I'd prefer to listen to the buggers than put up with the smell if they died and you couldn't get to them.

There aren't many worse smells around, you'll have 100's of flies and it'll last at least 2 weeks until it's eaten....

Why don't you just head over to his in the morning and piss in his cornflakes too lance

PARlance · 27-10-2014 12:59am

scrubber72 wrote: »

Think I will use a blade 7 iron and play a cut.

Have you tried shouting meow down through the floorboards?

On a serious note, a few bangs of the boards with that 7i might get rid of them for the night. If not, it'll get rid of some frustration.
Or if you try to create a similar sound you might get lucky and spook them into thinking there's another one.

PARlance · 27-10-2014 1:00am

ForeRight wrote: »

Why don't you just head over to his in the morning and piss in his cornflakes too lance

Meow

FixdePitchmark · 27-10-2014 8:11am

PARlance wrote: »

Meow

If a grown man was going around on boxers with a 7 iron going "meow" . It is not the rats I'd be worried about.

Woof woof.

scrubber72 · 27-10-2014 10:33am

FixdePitchmark wrote: »

If a grown man was going around on boxers with a 7 iron going "meow" . It is not the rats I'd be worried about.

Woof woof.

Sounds like a scene from love hate

Dealerz · 27-10-2014 10:46am

Mouse trap with some chocolate on it- 100% success rat(e) in our house

FixdePitchmark · 27-10-2014 10:24pm

No matter what you think of Bono and U2 -

They have pulled a big hit out of the bag again with this one. There is always one gem in every album - amazingly haven't heard it, only man in world without album.

charlieIRL · 01-11-2014 2:11am

My mother passed away this afternoon after a long illness, some of yet that know me know the story. Even though we knew it was never far away its still numbingly shocking. This time yesterday she was in great form.

RIP Mam.

CarefulNow! · 01-11-2014 2:21am

charlieIRL wrote: »

My mother passed away this afternoon after a long illness, some of yet that know me know the story. Even though we knew it was never far away its still numbingly shocking. This time yesterday she was in great form.

RIP Mam.

Very sorry for your loss charlieIRL, may your mam rest in peace and watch over you and yours in this truly tough time

ForeRight · 01-11-2014 4:25am

Condolences Charlie.
Thoughts are with you and your family.

Ben1977 · 01-11-2014 10:07am

charlieIRL wrote: »

My mother passed away this afternoon after a long illness, some of yet that know me know the story. Even though we knew it was never far away its still numbingly shocking. This time yesterday she was in great form.

RIP Mam.

Very sorry to hear that CharlieIRL. My thoughts are with you and your family.