got crappy presents for christmas?

Mandzhalas

I am after opening my only christmas present.
Homemedics shiatsu foot masager.I think she have bought that for herself

pebbles21

Mandzhalas wrote: »

I am after opening my only christmas present.
Homemedics shiatsu foot masager.I think she have bought that for herself

Are you sure its a "foot" massager?

juan.kerr

Would you not just ask her? Hope you returned the favour.

Gummy Panda

pebbles21 wrote: »

Are you sure its a "foot" massager?

Yes maybe she wants you to use it on her

kneemos

Are they not one of Lidl's "special offers"?

mikemac1

Get dinner off her and then kick to kerb

Barna77

No present at all

TheBody

Àh jaysus!! I'd withhold sex as punishment for that.....oh wait.....!!!

newmug

Barna77 wrote: »

No present at all

Awww! Here's a man-hug **hug**

Eathrin

8 clothes hangers.
That is all.

brummytom

I got a few clothes (jeans, tshirt, jumper) and chocolate.

Both of my brothers, and dad, got tablet thingies. The only tablets I got were Lemsip, because I've also got the flu.


Not that I'm ungrateful or anything...

got 200 euro from parents nice one

slarkin123

I've got 2 sick boys who couldn't be bothered even looking at their presents. Not a very merry xmas here

slarkin123

slarkin123 wrote: »

I've got 2 sick boys who couldn't be bothered even looking at their presents. Not a very merry xmas here

that happened one year have christmas again in the new year like we did before

Lombardo86

The brother got a t shirt and a set of razor blades (15 of them).. he has had a beard for the last two years

kneemos

Mandzhalas wrote: »

I am after opening my only christmas present.
Homemedics shiatsu foot masager.I think she have bought that for herself

The baby Jesus got more than that dude.

PizzamanIRL

Mandzhalas wrote: »

I am after opening my only christmas present.
Homemedics shiatsu foot masager.I think she have bought that for herself

Dont be so ungrateful

slarkin123

tajd wrote: »

that happened one year have christmas again in the new year like we did before

We have a kids birthday just after xmas so were going to make it extra special for them all.

Mandzhalas

Eathrin wrote: »

8 clothes hangers.
That is all.

i tought mine was bad

cruiser178

Oh how depressing, it's raining out and as for these feckin slippers i got, it's the thought that counts me bollix

blacklilly

I got the vomiting bug, one day of the year that my mother actually cooks a savage dinner and I'm sick

Eathrin

Mandzhalas wrote: »

i tought mine was bad

Still have a visit to the father and then to the girlfriend. All hope is not lost

Esoteric_

I got great presents. I got exactly what I wanted (money for my next tattoo) and lots of surprises, too. More presents to come from the relatives tonight, too. Yay, I've been spoiled rotten!

0ph0rce0

Nothing, not a single bit of poxy wrapping paper to open.

C unts

Gummy Panda

blacklilly wrote: »

I got the vomiting bug, one day of the year that my mother actually cooks a savage dinner and I'm sick

Join the club :'(

Just Like Heaven

blacklilly wrote: »

I got the vomiting bug

No effort made there. Diseases always make terrible suprises/gifts.

The Dagda

LyndaMcL wrote: »

I got great presents. I got exactly what I wanted (money for my next tattoo) and lots of surprises, too. More presents to come from the relatives tonight, too. Yay, I've been spoiled rotten!

The thread is about crappy presents???!

Sunnyisland

The Dagda wrote: »

The thread is about crappy presents???!

I got absolutely great crappy presents and am delighted to get them,its all in the thought that goes with them

ArtyM

kneemos wrote: »

The baby Jesus got more than that dude.

Sometimes I really do enjoy AH.

Access Denied

A wind up torch....to annoy me!

A game of draughts and a bracelet that I picked out to make it easy on him, accepting he's crap at buying presents....solves everything.

I got him a psvita...

His mates wife dying today......puts everything in perspective, just genuinely glad we can moan about trivial crap:o

fatherbuzcagney

i got a coloring book and crayons

italodisco

blacklilly wrote: »

I got the vomiting bug, one day of the year that my mother actually cooks a savage dinner and I'm sick[/Quote

Take a nexium , one of my pals had the bug and took one of my nexium and sorted him out for a few ours ;-)

Access Denied

fatherbuzcagney wrote: »

i got a coloring book and crayons

Great if you're 5 i suppose:D

italodisco

So far I'd say the 8 clothes hangers is a clear leader ... Worst prez so far for me has been a box of chocolate crisps from some 1.50 shop

Canis Lupus

I got a mug with a crack in it.

fatherbuzcagney

Access Denied wrote: »

Great if you're 5 i suppose:D

my birthday is today and im 6 years old and the coloring book and crayons are my bithday present as well as my christmas presents:)

Eathrin

fatherbuzcagney wrote: »

my birthday is today and im 6 years old and the coloring book and crayons are my bithday present as well as my christmas presents:)

You were only one when you signed up to Boards?
That's very grown up of you.:)

Access Denied

fatherbuzcagney wrote: »

my birthday is today and im 6 years old and the coloring book and crayons are my bithday present as well as my christmas presents:)

Would you have gotten them from a 5 year old perhaps.:)

Wabbit Ears

I got two Cardigan jumper thingys from the wife and a shirt from my old man.

Considering I bought the wife studio backdrops and a set of ittl remote triggers/Flashes which I spent ages researching It kinda pales in comparison.

I really wanted a New Kitesurf kite..LOL first world problems, no recession in this house etc etc

kneemos

Canis Lupus wrote: »

I got a mug with a crack in it.

At this early stage of the game I'm awarding you the prize.

fatherbuzcagney

Eathrin wrote: »

You were only one when you signed up to Boards?
That's very grown up of you.:)

yea, i got a laptop that year, fu ck how things have gone down hill since 07... i taught i would be getting a helicopter or my own boat by now for christmas.

shruikan2553

Lombardo86 wrote: »

The brother got a t shirt and a set of razor blades (15 of them).. he has had a beard for the last two years

I have a beard, it will be awkward if I get any shaving related stuff. A least I only came home last week after being away since early september so they werent expecting me to have one. Unless they did their shopping last minute

saiint

my xbox broke last night
so the only present i got is basicly usless for at least another few days :L
my xmas ruined!!! :L

Son0vagun

Got my GF a Black & Decker Sander, and she loves it!

Tasden

italodisco wrote: »

blacklilly wrote: »

I got the vomiting bug, one day of the year that my mother actually cooks a savage dinner and I'm sick[/Quote

Take a nexium , one of my pals had the bug and took one of my nexium and sorted him out for a few ours ;-)

Any tips for getting rid of cold/flu symptoms??!
Can't even look at my gifts coz I'm so sore from muscle pain and chills, working yesterday, sick today and will still have to work tomorrow, and my little one is at the perfect age for all the magic of Christmas but I'm too sick to join in
Feeling awful sorry for myself

Swampy

blacklilly wrote: »

I got the vomiting bug, one day of the year that my mother actually cooks a savage dinner and I'm sick

Snap. Most of the family have it as well.

Swampy

Tasden wrote: »

italodisco wrote: »

Any tips for getting rid of cold/flu symptoms??!
Can't even look at my gifts coz I'm so sore from muscle pain and chills, working yesterday, sick today and will still have to work tomorrow, and my little one is at the perfect age for all the magic of Christmas but I'm too sick to join in
Feeling awful sorry for myself

Hot whiskeys.

demanufactured

A sore throat and a snotty nose...the wife has vomtting and diarrhea.
/thread

mark renton

italodisco wrote: »

So far I'd say the 8 clothes hangers is a clear leader ... Worst prez so far for me has been a box of chocolate crisps from some 1.50 shop

Clarification on the rules may be required at this point, im thinking hangers may be useful, have seen a dude on here with intention of spending good money on tatoos - if so then he's gotta be the leader so far

El Horseboxo

Only ones I opened so far were work ones as I just finished a late shift. And how very cliched they are. A ankle holster, a whiskey hip flask with a rookie is for life not just for Christmas inscription on it and a childs target practice gun set. The new bed sheets on my bed are gonna be the highlight so far.

Odysseus

Lombardo86 wrote: »

The brother got a t shirt and a set of razor blades (15 of them).. he has had a beard for the last two years

I'm the same. I only shave once or twice a year, but yet every christmas I get shaving kits. Maybe they are trying to tell me something