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C&H Jizzler Awards Ceremony 2012
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27-12-2012 9:03pm#1
Well. I mean- hello and welcome to this year’s long-awaited C&H Jizzlers ceremony. I’ll be your host this evening – a great honour and nothing at all to do with the fact that no one else volunteered.
Those who are new to the scene and wondering “wut is d jizzlers???”, well, it’s like this: the Jizzlers is an awards ceremony. Where awards are handed out. As a ceremony. And it’s called the Jizzlers. I can’t be clearer than that.
“but y iz it calld de jizzlers???” you might irritatingly ask anyway.. Well, it’s like this: a long time ago a fertile young man called jizzler started a thread that would set the benchmark for all threads to come. Essentially, he asked – in bold defiance of the forum’s exclusive catering for youths (I’m 12 years old by the way) – for any MILFs reading to get in touch. Unfortunately, like many visionaries before him, he was laughed off. In time though C&H recognised him for what he was: a great lad. And named these awards after him and stuff.
“i dnt no wat ur sayin”.. Shut up.
Anyway, the first award will be given out in half an hour or so. In the meantime you can sit down, shut up and wait make yourselves at home, speculate wildly, or come along to my dressing room and give me money to rig the vote say hello.22
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jefreywithonef wrote: »SHOULD BE A COUPLE in eight or nine minutes depending how long I'm in the bathroom.
NO COMPLICATIONS.
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Should Be A Couple
ALL HAIL THE FIRST AWARD. Where we pretend to tolerate the shameless flirting that goes on. Previous winners were: I forget. But needless to say they probably went on to get married and spawned dozens of snotty little brats.
7th - (0%)
deise_girl and Jackobyte
Jhcx and wnolan1992
Palytoxin and PseudoFamous
Slow Show and Jackobyte
soccymonster and eoins23456
soccymonster and Palytoxin
(If anything does happen, remember guys.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFC0O393DQ)
6th – (2.78%)
deise_girl and AtomicKoala
IHeartChemistry and cloud493
Jhcx and bookface
5th Place (2, 5.56%):
Davidius and Suidivad
(A good advertisement for incest.)
4th Place (3, 8.33%)
deise_girl and Cakes.
deise_girl and soccymonster and One Direction (deisemonsterection!) (:/)
soccymonster and deise_girl (no One Direction involved)
Duffy the Vampire Slayer
(Duffy was robbed.)
3rd – (11.11%) Remember guys, get married before you decide to do anything rash. (And don’t do anything with a rash, seriously.) deise_girl and PseudoFamous / Slow Show and Palytoxin
2nd – (13.89%) It’s the adorable pharmacy kids MauraTheThird and Palytoxin
1st – (16.67%) One of flyswatter’s final and most heroic acts as an active poster was to nominate this, 2012’s winner: Screw couples. Let's all have an orgy!
Unlucky, deise_girl.
The Jizzlers after-party is gonna be interesting...0 -
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Best Newcomer
Now we turn our attention to the new kids, the whipper-snappers who inject new life into the forum and make me feel old. The previous winners who were fresh enough to win awards include _meehan_ and **Timbuk2**.
Which user will join this esteemed bunch? Find out after the break.
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Welcome back to the rest of this post. Here are the users who finished outside the top three, a fine selection of users young and oldyoung:
7th – Duffy The Vampire Slayer (Duffy was robbed.)
6th – Insect Overlord / Patchy~ (these two promising youngsters are tied together, achieving 3.13% of the vote)
5th – eoins23456 (Regarded as a dark horse for his emphasis on quality over quantity (and his mane), eoin snatched 6.25% of the vote)
4th – JamJamJamJam (10%, Jam-lad is a popular new’un for his wit and enthusiasm for jam)
3rd - Way better than the first two Mauras, this one blazed onto the scene in recent weeks to finish third with a cool 12.5% of the vote: MauraTheThird
2nd – With almost 22% she is perhaps the most consistent runner-up ever - I’m not sure how she does it but she sure does excel at being new.. it’s the immortal Namlub
1st – In first place however with a whopping 43.75% it’s the chap who revived the Irish revival and created a stonkin’ good thread about pictures – may I be the first to say: HON PALYTOXIN
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Hon Palytoxin!jefreywithonef wrote: »Best Newcomer
Now we turn our attention to the new kids, the whipper-snappers who inject new life into the forum and make me feel old. The previous winners who were fresh enough to win awards include _meehan_ and **Timbuk2**.
Which user will join this esteemed bunch? Find out after the break.
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Welcome back to the rest of this post. Here are the users who finished outside the top three, a fine selection of users young and oldyoung:
7th – Duffy The Vampire Slayer (Duffy was robbed.)
6th – Insect Overlord / Patchy~ (these two promising youngsters are tied together, achieving 3.13% of the vote)
5th – eoins23456 (Regarded as a dark horse for his emphasis on quality over quantity (and his mane), eoin snatched 6.25% of the vote)
4th – JamJamJamJam (10%, Jam-lad is a popular new’un for his wit and enthusiasm for jam)
3rd - Way better than the first two Mauras, this one blazed onto the scene in recent weeks to finish third with a cool 12.5% of the vote: MauraTheThird
2nd – With almost 22% she is perhaps the most consistent runner-up ever - I’m not sure how she does it but she sure does excel at being new.. it’s the immortal Namlub
1st – In first place however with a whopping 43.75% it’s the chap who revived the Irish revival and created a stonkin’ good thread about pictures – may I be the first to say: HON PALYTOXIN0 -
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Congrats Palytoxin, and, er, orgy... 
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