C&H Jizzler Awards Ceremony 2012

wnolan1992

Brilliant posts D4RK ONION and Konata.


Proving that the old fogies still have something to offer in their golden years... :P

Lawliet

Not going to be able to top those last few posts, but I'd just like to say a quick thank you to wnolan1992, jefreywithonef, D4RK ONION and Konata for all their work, you were great lads!

jefreywithonef

Many thanks to the special guests of honour D4RK ONION and Konata for coming on board to pay tribute to the late great Pygmalion. And a big thank you to wnolan1992 for organising essentially all of this and making my job much simpler. Thanks also to Lawliet for her behind the scenes help and the superb sigs!

Summary / Break Down
wnolan compiled this beast of round-up:

Should Be a Couple

7th Place (0, 0%):
deise_girl and Jackobyte
Jhcx and wnolan1992
Palytoxin and PseudoFamous
Slow Show and Jackobyte
soccymonster and eoins23456
soccymonster and Palytoxin

6th Place (1, 2.78%):
deise_girl and AtomicKoala
IHeartChemistry and cloud493
Jhcx and bookface

5th Place (2, 5.56%):
Davidius and Suividad

4th Place (3, 8.33%)
deise_girl and Cakes.
deise_girl and soccymonster and One Direction (deisemonsterection!)
soccymonster and deise_girl (no One Direction involved)
Duffy the Vampire Slayer

3rd Place (4, 11.11%):
deise_girl and PseudoFamous
Slow Show and Palytoxin

2nd Place (5, 13.89%):
MauraTheThird and Palytoxin

Winner (6, 16.67%):
Screw couples. Let's all have an orgy!



Best Mod

5th Place (4, 11.43%):
Aoibheann

4th Place (5, 14.29%):
Piste

3rd Place (6, 17.14%):
wnolan1992

2nd Place (8, 22.86%)
Pigwidgeon

Winner (12, 34.29%)
Lawliet


Best Poster

6th Place (0, 0%):
Duffy the Vampire Slayer / Slow Show / Suividad / _meehan_

5th Place (1, 3.33%):
Cakes. / Colm! / Jhcx / Screaminmidget / soccymonster

4th Place (2, 6.67%):
Davidius / deise_girl / JamJamJamJam

3rd Place (3, 10%):
Palytoxinv / PseudoFamous

2nd Place (6, 20%):
wnolan1992

Winner (7, 23.33%):
jefreywithonef


Best Newcomer

7th Place (0, 0%):
Duffy the Vampire Slayer

6th Place (1, 3.13%):
Insect Overlord / Patchy~

5th Place (2, 6.25%):
eoins23456

4th Place (3, 9.38%):
JamJamJamJam

3rd Place (4, 12.50%):
MauraTheThird

2nd Place (7, 21.88%):
Namlub

Winner (14, 43.75%):
Palytoxin


Second Best Beard Award (In Honour of Pygmalion)

3rd Place (2, 7.14%):
Davidius / deise_girl

2nd Place (6, 21.43%):
Duffy the Vampire Slayer / JamJamJamJam

Winner (12, 42.86%):
soccymonster


Best Thread

7th Place (0, 0%):
The C&H Christmassy Thread of Christmas! [2011 Thread]
What films/TV shows are you watching?

6th Place (1, 3.45%):
aaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh
An’ Den Der Was Ligh’
Running out of novel things to do now you've turned 18? Look no further!
The Linguistics+Etymology Thread

5th Place (2, 6.9%):
Jizzler’s 2012 – Nomination Thread [Nominations Close 17/12/12]
Tragic Young Suicides

4th Place (3, 10.34%):
Have You Ever Had Depression?

3rd Place (4, 13.79%)
Come talk to us! C&H IRC 4 13.79%

2nd Place (5, 17.24%)
Soundtrack To Your Angst

Winner (9, 31.03%)
Draw a picture and ask for another!


Funniest Poster

6th Place (0, 0%):
Agnostic Mantis / flyswatter / JamJamJamJam / PseudoFamous / Screaminmidget

5th Place (1, 3.57%):
deise_girl / Pigwidgeon / Suividad

4th Place (3, 10.71%):
Namlub

3rd Place (5, 17.86%):
soccymonster

2nd Place (7, 25%)
Davidius

Winner (10, 35.71%):
jefreywithonef


Best Taste In Music

7th Place (0, 0%):
Cakes. / cheesefiend / Insect Overlord / Lawliet / soccymonster / Duffy the Vampire Slayer

6th Place (1, 3.57%):
Luno / wnolan1992

5th Place (2, 7.14%):
JamJamJamJam / Junco Partner

4th Place (3, 10.71%):
Agnostic Mantis / deise_girl

3rd Place (4, 14.29%):
Slow Show

2nd Place (5, 17.86%):
jefreywithonef

Winner (7, 25%):
Colm!


Niceguy Award for Nicest Poster

6th Place (0, 0%):
AtomicKoala / Colm! / shadowninty / Togepi

5th Place (1, 3.23%):
Geekness1234 / HandsomeDivil / IHeartChemistry / Jackobyte / Pigwidgeon / PseudoFamous / QueenOfLeon

4th Place (2, 6.45%):
anirishlad / Duffy the Vampire Slayer

3rd Place (3, 9.68%):
Aoifey! / JamJamJamJam / Luno

2nd Place (4, 12.90%):
_meehan_

Winner (7, 22.58%):
soccymonster


Nerdiest Poster

Place (0, 0%):
Colm!

Place (1, 3.85%):
Palytoxin / soccymonster / wnolan1992

Place (2, 7.69%):
AtomicKoala / deise_girl / Duffy the Vampire Slayer

2nd Place (4, 15.38%):
Jackobyte / Slow Show

Winner (9, 34.62%):
Davidius


Best Playpen Intro

4th Place (2, 8.7%):
Cakes. for AtomicKoala / Screaminmidget for PseudoFamous

3rd Place (3, 13.04%):
Eathrin for Togepi

2nd Place (4, 17.39%):
PseudoFamous for Davidius

Winners (6, 26.09%):
Davidius for Davidius II / JamJamJamJam for JamJamJamJam


Best Playpen Answers

4th Place (0, 0%):
AtomicKoala

3rd Place (1, 4.35%):
Cakes.

2nd Place (6, 26.09%):
PseudoFamous

Winner (16, 69.57%):
Davidius


Most Creative Poster

5th Place (0, 0%):
Duffy the Vampire Slayer / The Great Chinholio

4th Place (1, 3.33%):
HugsiePie / JamJamJamJam / Jhcx / Pigwidgeon

3rd Place (2, 6.67%):
deise_girl / jefreywithonef

2nd Place (6, 20%)
Banjo Fella

Winner (16, 53.33%):
Agnostic Mantis


Most Likely to Be President One Day

6th Place (0, 0%):
Bazinga_N / Duffy the Vampire Slayer / PseudoFamous / _meehan_

5th Place (1, 3.57%):
AtomicKoala / Lawliet

4th Place (2, 7.14%):
Aoibheann / Slow Show

3rd Place (3, 10.71%):
deise_girl / Jhcx / tradoburns

2nd Place (4, 14.29%):
Cakes. / soccymonster

Winner (5, 17.86%):
Colm!


Best Jumpguy

6th Place (0, 0%):
deise_girl / jefreywithonef / PseudoFamous / wnolan1992

5th Place (1, 4%):
Insect Overlord / Suividad

4th Place (2, 8%):
bluejaymiraz

3rd Place (4, 16%):
Duffy the Vampire Slayer

2nd Place (5, 20%):
jumpguy / soccymonster

Winner (7, 28%):
Slow Show


Most Inspirational Poster

5th Place (1, 3.03%):
Agnostic Mantis / Colm! / Duffy the Vampire Slayer / PseudoFamous

4th Place (2, 6.06%):
Aoifey! / Jhcx / Palytoxin

3rd Place (3, 9.09%):
D4ARK ONION / deise_girl / soccymonster

2nd Place (4, 12.12%):
Neewbie_noob / Pigwidgeon

Winner (6, 18.18%):
SarahBeep!

Best Beard
Winner: Pygmalion

Lifetime Achievement Award
Winner: Pygmalion


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And before we forget the Joke-Off... The winner goes to PseudoFamous for a Stevie Wonder joke I hadn't heard.

PseudoFamous wrote: »

What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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And thanks to you, my noble audience, for reading and persevering with such slowness. 'Twas a hectic night where we witnessed a few surprises, a few rigged results and some touching tributes for a fallen friend. We will reconvene next year: Thank you and goodnight!

Jamie Starr

I think I speak for everyone when I say: I demand a recount.

Slow Show

jefreywithonef wrote: »

And thanks to you, my noble audience, for reading and persevering with such slowness. 'Twas a hectic night where we witnessed a few surprises, a few rigged results and some touching tributes for a fallen friend. We will reconvene next year: Thank you and goodnight!

Trying to be Best Slow Show next year already? :cool:

It's going to be an award >.>

Lawliet

Agnostic Mantis wrote: »

I think I speak for everyone when I say: I demand a recount.

No recounts. All evidence has been destroyed.

PseudoFamous

Normally when people win an award, they thank those who helped them attain it.

Not in this case.

See, I got this award through hard graft and effort, so there's really no one to thank except for myself.

In fact, I'd like to thank myself for winning the joke off, being so witty and ready with a joke from the drop of the challenge.

Insect Overlord

Lawliet wrote: »

No recounts. All evidence has been destroyed.

It's true. We always destroyed the evidence in my day... :cool:

Aoifey!

Damn I missed it.

But WOO!! GO EVERYONE!!

soccymonster

The beard of soccymonster LIVES ON even after all these yearzzz.


Also seeing as I am nicest poster (LOLOLOL), thanks for that too. Yer gas. ILY. Ex Oh

soccymonster

Double post alert.

But I would also like to thank the many people who continuously stuck by and supported deisemonster down through the years.
Whether it be with one direction or not, I promise, we will come back fighting next year in 2013.
We will win the Should Be A Couple award and restore peace and normality to C&H once again.

LOL.

Colm!

soccymonster wrote: »

Double post alert.

But I would also like to thank the many people who continuously stuck by and supported deisemonster down through the years.
Whether it be with one direction or not, I promise, we will come back fighting next year in 2013.
We will win the Should Be A Couple award and restore peace and normality to C&H once again.

LOL.

Will deisemonster be present at the orgy though?

soccymonster

Colm! wrote: »

Will deisemonster be present at the orgy though?

We're still conversing and discussing the topic. Have not reached a final decision as of yet.
One Direction unfortunately won't however, their spokesperson has informed me.

JamJamJamJam

Hah! I shouldn't feel so good about people having actually voted for me in things, but I'm actually kind of flattered :P And more than that, I half won one of them :O Tbf it's just because wnolan highlighted it and then nobody would really remember other intros, but WOO!

Pretty much missed the whole ceremony though Where was the bar?!

wnolan1992

JamJamJamJam wrote: »

Tbf it's just because wnolan highlighted it and then nobody would really remember other intros, but WOO!

You can place your money on top of the pile jefrey left outside my door whenever you get a chance. :P

Insect Overlord

JamJamJamJam wrote: »

Pretty much missed the whole ceremony though Where was the bar?!

I knew there was something missing! D4RK ONION's non-alcoholic bar! :eek:

MauraTheThird

Love my parents. Came home from Dingle today and the first thing they asked was how the Awards go and did I win any? Love them

Captain Graphite

*sigh*
I was once a Jizzler winner...... *cue montage with Memories playing in background*

Congrats to all the winners. May you all go forth and be the champion Jizzlers you were born to be.
Oh and the tributes for Pygmalion were really lovely.