Baby wipes for a well furnished posterior.

Gauss

Have you ever used them. A good friend of mine recommended using them to clean what dry paper simply can't.

I must say I think it's a good idea, however the only drawback is that you shouldn't flush baby wipes down the toilet as they don't degrade like toilet paper.

kneemos

Posh cnut.

Boombastic

I bring my trusted wiping cloth with me where ever I go :P

+1 OP

Can't be walking 'round with the stingy ring all day.

Fr_Dougal

Andrex Moist wipes, can flush those.

Ihatecuddles-old

wet bum crack? No thanks..

franktheplank

Save your poos for when visiting and flush them down someone else's loo.

galwayrush

Sand paper, grit 80 to remove the stubborn lumps and grit 180 for that smooth finish,.

Death and Taxes

Crap thread:D /

Best username ever

I only use them after an Indian and I always put them in the fridge first.

garbanzo

God be with the days when you'd take three out of the fridge after a late night out on the beer and apply. One up, one down . . . and one to polish ! Squeaky clean.

On a serious note, I made the mistake of using these when the kids were small but one sewer blockage later "the man" - covered in sh1te - lectured me on never, never, never putting baby wipes down the loo as they contribute to blockages.

Since then I have had to forego this guilty pleasure :mad:

Odysseus

Just use water and your hand, can't get any cleaner than that!

Larianne

I read this thread title a few times before I realised it wasn't about cleaning furniture with babywipes.

Sky King

Nappies ftw

senorwipesalot

Fcuk that,if you want a proper clean use Domestos wipes.

ITS_A_BADGER

[QUOTE=senorwipesalotFcuk that,if you want a proper clean use Domestos wipes.[/QUOTE]


apt name is apt

thecornflake

I don't think it is acceptable for a baby to wipe your arse.

(No matter how good a job it may actually do)

Pandora2

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Fcuk that,if you want a proper clean use Domestos wipes.

You are always there...just waiting for Senorwipesalot opportunities, kudos on your timing;)

Cee-Jay-Cee

They're ok to use now and then but not for continued use as they dry out the skins natural oils and will leave you witha dry red hole despite the fact that they're wet/moist....according to a bloke I met down the pub.

tan11ie

I find €50 notes work better:p

BBDBB

what is the correct etiquette?

does one stick ones pinky finger out to the side as one wipes?

Pottler

I clench a small piece of Pedigree Chum between me cheeks after wiping and the Corgis lick it clean.

IM0

OP what tomfoolery are you on about, I dont have my monocle in

mattjack

IM0 wrote: »

OP what tomfoolery are you on about, I dont have my monocle in

Your monocle in where ?

You wear a monocle old chap.

Pottler

mattjack wrote: »

Your monocle in where ?

You wear a monocle old chap.

Leave him alone, he's being gorged by an elephant, how's he supposed to worry about stuff like monocles. What's gorging - it sounds rude?

mattjack

Pottler wrote: »

Leave him alone, he's being gorged by an elephant, how's he supposed to worry about stuff like monocles. What's gorging - it sounds rude?

Pottler have you been at the gin again ? everybody knows a monocle is a wide brimmed hat.

phasers

CJC999 wrote: »

They're ok to use now and then but not for continued use as they dry out the skins natural oils and will leave you witha dry red hole despite the fact that they're wet/moist....according to a bloke I met down the pub.

How come people use them on babies then?

mattjack

phasers wrote: »

How come people use them on babies then?

To see them wriggle and dry out.

BillyMitchel

I have to use them because my ass is that hairy. Normal jacks roll just doesn't cut it, especially after a night on the Guinness.

I do flush them though, no way could I walk back out with them in my hand and throw them down in the bin.

Pottler

BillyMitchel wrote: »

I have to use them because my ass is that hairy. Normal jacks roll just doesn't cut it, especially after a night on the Guinness.

I do flush them though, no way could I walk back out with them in my hand and throw them down in the bin.

Thanks. Thanks for that.


Goes off to try and wipe mental image. May try baby mind-wipes.

BillyMitchel

Pottler wrote: »

Thanks. Thanks for that.


Goes off to try and wipe mental image. May try baby mind-wipes.

No probs, late Christmas present!!

Pottler

BillyMitchel wrote: »

No probs, late Christmas present!!

And a Happy New Rear!

Full Moon out tonight, which means I'm fairly wired, as always at a full moon. I will probably be wiping my butt with live squirrels later on. Bit hard catching them with your trousers down, but where there's a will, there's a way.