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Into the play pen- anirishlad

  • 30-12-2012 2:18am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭


    Well it appears ive been reduced into introducing myself :pac: I asked 5 people and 5 people refused(pricks all of ye) so yeah bang away and please ask me questions :P


    hedgehog-erinaceus-europaeus-tiny.jpg

    Hedgehogs are awesome


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    I would have done it! I thought pseudofamous was going to though, anyway

    Do you like Christmas Cake?
    Do you like Mince Pies?
    Do you like Plum Pudding?
    Do you like tea?

    Favourite film?
    Favourite sporting event?
    Favourite book?
    Favourite piece of art?
    Favourite song?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    What do you feel would be a suitable punishment for Palytoxin and PseudoFamous for not writing your intro?

    If you were choosing a weapon before entering into a battle to the death with a walrus, which vegetable would you choose?

    Write a 150 word essay on the wonder that is zinc.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭anirishlad


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    I would have done it! I thought pseudofamous was going to though, anyway

    Do you like Christmas Cake-No
    Do you like Mince Pies-No
    Do you like Plum Pudding-No :pac:
    Do you like tea-Your not irish unless you like tea :O

    Favourite film-Thats a tough one, not actually a big fan of films, as an experience probably requiem for a dream but thats not really a film you "enjoy" so ill go for the original rocky :o
    Favourite sporting event-Premiership( YNWA)
    Favourite book-Kane&Abel, anything by jeffery archer usually turns out good
    Favourite piece of art-**** art :P
    Favourite song-Way too many good songs to pick from, ill go for iris

    Keep them coming :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Wooden floors or carpet?
    Plastic or glass bottles?
    Real books or Ebooks?
    Stove or open fire?

    Favourite european country other than Ireland?
    Favourite building?
    Favourite fruit?
    Favourite drink?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭anirishlad


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    What do you feel would be a suitable punishment for Palytoxin and PseudoFamous for not writing your intro-Palytoxin should be forced to wear skinny pink chinos for the rest of his life. Pseudofamous should be shot

    If you were choosing a weapon before entering into a battle to the death with a walrus, which vegetable would you choose-My research shows that walruses like to eat raw celery sticks, so in a battle i would proceed to feed a walrus a raw celery stick and then pet it while we hung out and worked on the bog.

    Write a 150 word essay on the wonder that is zinc-
    Oh zinc,Oh zinc, you just cant live without zinc
    China makes the most
    Followed by the chimpanzees of Peru
    Dont Forget about the aussies down near the south pole!

    Oh zinc,Oh zinc
    Gotta get some of that zinc

    After a bit of extractive metallurgy
    We do a bit of step electrolysis
    Its bad for the environment
    But does anybody really care

    Oh zinc,Oh zince
    Gotta get some of that zinc

    It'll protect your house
    Power your car
    Fire your rockets
    And give us a bit of nucelar power to boot

    We take it in pills
    And take it in drills
    Into our throat
    She gooooooooeeeessss

    Oh zinc, Oh zinc
    Gotta get some of that zinc
    I saiiiidddd
    Gottaaa get some of that
    Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnncccccc

    Sorry i was bored so thought i'd make a song instead :P

    God im sad :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭anirishlad


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    Wooden floors or carpet-Carpet
    Plastic or glass bottles-Plastic
    Real books or Ebooks-Keep-it-real-books-4-lyfe.jpg
    Stove or open fire-Stove

    Favourite european country other than Ireland-Good old Switzerland, they know how to run banks for a start!
    Favourite building-my house
    Favourite fruit-strawberries
    Favourite drink?-TEA <3

    Stupid words limit yoke


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    Do you prefer African or European swallows and why?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭anirishlad


    Do you prefer African or European swallows and why-European swallows, the African one's are lazy *****. At least the European swallows migrate for a bit to America.

    Off-topic, but im getting a free trip to canada thank you for reminding me of that :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,281 ✭✭✭Ricky91t


    Are you a lad?
    Are you Irish?
    Were you woken up by the thunder last night?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    If a platypus and a grasshopper were to pro-create, what would the name of their offspring be? And draw a picture of said offspring.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    And as a follow up question to lamanengine's, how exactly would a platypus and grasshopper pro-create in the first place? The mechanics of the situation are mind-boggling....

    Pictures not required... :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,014 ✭✭✭Colm!


    And as a follow up from THAT request I'll ask for the pictures, for science of course.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭anirishlad


    Ricky91t wrote: »
    Are you a lad-Yes
    Are you Irish-Yes
    Were you woken up by the thunder last night-There was no thunder down here, just mentally windy :cool:

    http://imgur.com/a/o1rAK click it i dare ye ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    anirishlad wrote: »
    http://imgur.com/a/o1rAK click it i dare ye ;)

    I didn't get through the whole of that. DAFUQ is wrong with you? Riddle me that :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭anirishlad


    If a platypus and a grasshopper were to pro-create, what would the name of their offspring be? And draw a picture of said offspring.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    And as a follow up question to lamanengine's, how exactly would a platypus and grasshopper pro-create in the first place? The mechanics of the situation are mind-boggling....

    Pictures not required... :pac:
    Colm! wrote: »
    And as a follow up from THAT request I'll ask for the pictures, for science of course.

    I tried my best my artistic skills leave much to be desired :pac:

    platypus.jpg

    There offspring would be named pushoppers. Do you really want me to draw a picture :/ :L


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    anirishlad wrote: »
    Do you really want me to draw a picture :/ :L

    When one enters the Playpen, one must endeavour to answer ALL questions posed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭anirishlad


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    When one enters the Playpen, one must endeavour to answer ALL questions posed.

    And if i dont :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    anirishlad wrote: »
    And if i dont :cool:

    *pulls banhammer out of ceremonial case*

    Just you try it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭anirishlad


    I didn't get through the whole of that. DAFUQ is wrong with you? Riddle me that :p

    Somebody else from this forum showed it to me :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    anirishlad wrote: »
    I tried my best my artistic skills leave much to be desired :pac:

    platypus.jpg

    There offspring would be named pushoppers. Do you really want me to draw a picture :/ :L

    That is an absolute monstrosity of an animal, FEAR THE PUSHOPPER


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,761 ✭✭✭Lawliet


    Thend


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