What is the best method of ending a relationship?

daenerysstormborn3

Pretend you're moving to Yemen?

ilovesleep

dermiek wrote: »

Dr.Phil, is that you?


:pac:

No it isn't Dr.Phil.

tan11ie

Say it as it is,it's the only way usless you're a teenager ....then the options are endless

shinny

"15 Yemen Road, Yemen"

Edit: Beaten to it!

Gran Hermano

Postcard....


... To their work address.

supackofidiots

ilovesleep wrote: »

I had the ignoring method done to me and it's seriously nasty, screws and fcuks with your head and hard to overcome. In the early days you make logical excuses for it like maybe he's busy at work or he's sick or a family member is sick. You fire of a message ie hope all well, ya-di-ya-di-da. You might get a brief response/a reply - yeah, i'm grand, busy here, will be in touch tomorrow. Tomorrow comes and nothing and you may send another message. Eventually with such brief replys, you cop on and your response could be denied but the behaviour still continues or your response goes ignored.

He plays of your naviety and makes a fool of you. You question yourself on so much - like 'did he find me so repulsive that he couldn't finish with me by telling it to my face'? Did he do it for a laugh? etc

Ignoring someone doesn't achieve anything. It could mean anything - he's busy, sick, dead. Did the cat get his tongue? It's a pity the cat didn't get it when he wanted all those blow jobs! Awful, disgusting tactic.

ilovesleep wrote: »

I had that done to me. It's horrible. Fcuking horrible.

ilovesleep wrote: »

I meant to add more earlier but I was dragged away from the net.

People are always changing. Situations too. Nothing ever really stays the same. And that goes for relationships too. People can change their minds or they may not even know what they want. Relationships have the potential to fail and end. Being open and honest about where things are when there is a change of heart is to be admired and respected. It would be disappointing a little for the person on the receiving end of being dumped but that can be over come easily, so long as the dumping has been done respectfully and like I wrote above, to be respected. Fcuk around and p1ss about the place when it comes to dumping and it would be a headwreck for the person on the receiving end and that has the potential to come back and bite you in the ass.

Bitter much?
Seriously, go have a nap or do something to blow off some of that steam...

Israel_Dagg

Just pretend that you already broke up with her.

"Remember how we USED to be together"

Then convince her she's going carraaaazzzyyyyy

Capt'n Midnight

you could upload those videos

mfceiling

Kick in the face?

anhedonia

i'd imagine some sort of kick to the face, like a facekick?

MaxSteele

Stick peanut butter on your arse cheeks, take a handful of it and then lick your fingers clean right in front of her.

EoghanIRL

Tell her that her tits aren't as firm as her sisters , then leg it

mufcboy1999

My preferred method is text followed by ignoring them completely.

Yes I am a dikehead but I want too pound as many sugar walls as possible before I'm 30 so naturally I have to tooth em and boot them.

RobbingBandit

Take a deuce in her favourite dress while making a move on her brother.

Sauve

mufcboy1999 wrote: »

My preferred method is text followed by ignoring them completely.

Yes I am a dikehead but I want too pound as many sugar walls as possible before I'm 30 so naturally I have to tooth em and boot them.

That's probably illegal :eek:

Esoteric_

Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. -

job done.

Just Like Heaven

"I am, with child".

RobbingBandit

LyndaMcL wrote: »

Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. -

job done.

Oh Woodrow

yermandan

Story with the Yemen references?

Cee-Jay-Cee

Sit them down, buy them a drink if need be and tell them in the most serious voice that you have just discovered you have a bad dose of clamidyia and urge them to get themselves tested. Tell them to give you a call if they want to discuss the results. You will never hear from them again...guaranteed.

I have previously used the 'completely ignore them' method. It does work.

Pottler

Use the Sticking plaster approach. It works all through life. Just do it. You'll spend ages worrying and thinking, dreaming up clever ways and agonising otherwise. Just do it. Walk up, say straight out "I'm breaking up with you, It's not working for me and I'm sorry, it's over". She probably thinks the same anyways and just doesn't have the nerve to tell you, either way, rip it off right away. Same goes for everything, just ring that person your avoiding, answer that letter you are dreading and dump that person you are tippy toeing around. Think Nike, and "just do it".:)

Gran Hermano

"It's not me, it's you..." is always a good opening line.

lukesmom

Ask them round and when you answer the door, tell them to fk off. That should do it.

jeni

Just run forest run..... Dont look back

Pottler

lukesmom wrote: »

Ask them round and when you answer the door, tell them to fk off. That should do it.

Blunt but effective! I like it.

Chuck Stone

Best break-up ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3BY72RF8vc

Rayne Wooney

Just keep asking her constantly if her good looking friend likes threesomes. She'll either say yes and you'll get the threesome or get tired of you asking and leave you. Win win.

Millicent

BQQ wrote: »

Get yer man from chill insurance to do it. :pac:

That's Fran from Love/Hate. He'd set the dogs on her. :eek:

tomthetank

ilovesleep wrote: »

I had the ignoring method done to me and it's seriously nasty, screws and fcuks with your head and hard to overcome. In the early days you make logical excuses for it like maybe he's busy at work or he's sick or a family member is sick. You fire of a message ie hope all well, ya-di-ya-di-da. You might get a brief response/a reply - yeah, i'm grand, busy here, will be in touch tomorrow. Tomorrow comes and nothing and you may send another message. Eventually with such brief replys, you cop on and your response could be denied but the behaviour still continues or your response goes ignored.

He plays of your naviety and makes a fool of you. You question yourself on so much - like 'did he find me so repulsive that he couldn't finish with me by telling it to my face'? Did he do it for a laugh? etc

Ignoring someone doesn't achieve anything. It could mean anything - he's busy, sick, dead. Did the cat get his tongue? It's a pity the cat didn't get it when he wanted all those blow jobs! Awful, disgusting tactic.

+1,000,000. It's nothing short of grotesque, the height of ignorance, disrespect and shows a complete lack of compassion or empathy for another human being who you've just suddenly decided you no longer want to bang.

And who's only crime was liking you and - horror of horrors! - actually wanted to see you again.

But sadly quite common.

mfceiling

fewtinsoffroth wrote: »

"I am, with child".

Paedo.....

RainyDay

Millicent wrote: »

That's Fran from Love/Hate. He'd set the dogs on her. :eek:

After shagging her doggy style first.

9959

Call me old-fashioned, but I'm something of a traditionalist when it comes to the breaking of bad news.

What ever happened to the tried and tested 'Fax Machine'?

TheDoc

You just break up. I don't get the big swing and mickey over breakups.

I've dumped girls before, I've been dumped. You can tip toe around it all you like, but if your contemplating a breakup there is a good reason for it, for yourself. Worst thing to do is all that messing about lets be friends, or even giving explanations.

I've rarely ever come accross a relationship that worked after a breakup, I myself tried staying in one for three years, after multiple breakups. Finally grew a pair, told her it was a waste of time, left it at that.

You can try be the nice guy, console, and be all huggy and loving, but your only kidding the both of you. If your breaking up its because it doesn't work, so just get it over with.

goulders

Divorce papers always worked for me

corktina

just get on the bus, Gus....

Teyla Emmagan

9959 wrote: »

Call me old-fashioned, but I'm something of a traditionalist when it comes to the breaking of bad news.

What ever happened to the tried and tested 'Fax Machine'?

Ah Phil, you old romantic...

Cee-Jay-Cee

ilovesleep wrote: »

I had the ignoring method done to me and it's seriously nasty, screws and fcuks with your head and hard to overcome. In the early days you make logical excuses for it like maybe he's busy at work or he's sick or a family member is sick. You fire of a message ie hope all well, ya-di-ya-di-da. You might get a brief response/a reply - yeah, i'm grand, busy here, will be in touch tomorrow. Tomorrow comes and nothing and you may send another message. Eventually with such brief replys, you cop on and your response could be denied but the behaviour still continues or your response goes ignored.

He plays of your naviety and makes a fool of you. You question yourself on so much - like 'did he find me so repulsive that he couldn't finish with me by telling it to my face'? Did he do it for a laugh? etc

Ignoring someone doesn't achieve anything. It could mean anything - he's busy, sick, dead. Did the cat get his tongue? It's a pity the cat didn't get it when he wanted all those blow jobs! Awful, disgusting tactic.

Jeez Lorraine, I didn't know you were that hurt over it but you spent all your time sleeping. I wanted a girlfriend who was awake.

gnfnrhead

I'd think of something and see someone else posted it. Think of something else, same again. It's happened four or five times so I'm giving up trying to think of something funny

yermandan wrote: »

Story with the Yemen references?

Friends.

uberalles

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Best break-up ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3BY72RF8vc

Very funny. I needed a laugh

uberalles

I heard someone on a phone talking to a friend ......

Yeah it's over. No point having an autopsy. Thought it was a good way to look at a dead relationship. Why try and see what happened, it's over.

Get a hitman (hit person) to do the deed for you.

Boom_Bap

For him:
Bang her father.

For her:
Bang his father.

Kippure

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

There is the traditional approach of sitting the person down and explaining how you feel, but these days with the aid of technology, we have many, many other ways.

Text message, Facebook message, Skype, Email etc.

There is also the classic 'ignore method' where you ignore the person until they get the picture.

Also you can get a friend/relative to do it for you (this method works best when you are <15)

There are loads of others ways as well.

What is the best method?

Make like Tom and Crusie out of there.......:cool:

blue note

Take all her money, tie her to her bed and take a poo on her. She'll get the message.

ilovesleep

tomthetank wrote: »

+1,000,000. It's nothing short of grotesque, the height of ignorance, disrespect and shows a complete lack of compassion or empathy for another human being who you've just suddenly decided you no longer want to bang.

And who's only crime was liking you and - horror of horrors! - actually wanted to see you again.

But sadly quite common.

That's it. It's so ruthless.

Tasden

ilovesleep wrote: »

That's it. It's so ruthless.

From experience the more nasty they are breaking up with you the easier it is to get over them cause you hate them more and realise they aren't worth it. But its still ****ty!

nocoverart

I need to start a thread "What is the best method of starting a relationship?" so hard to meet someone nice in pubs/clubs. Been honest and upfront is definitely the best way of ending a relationship though, as cheesy as it sounds.