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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Friday Feb 15th
    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    I became a minister online a few years back. Mylina and I can both officiate and then we can also both be bridesmaids and sure have the hen and stag do there too! :D


    Yay strippers :D.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭Adiboo


    Saturday Feb 9th
    I demand strippers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Friday Feb 15th
    Yay strippers :D.

    Of course you'd say that. :p

    I'll try book one. I can't promise it'll be female.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Friday Feb 15th
    Adiboo wrote: »
    I demand strippers
    You bastard!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭Lyssa


    Saturday Feb 9th
    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Of course you'd say that. :p

    I'll try book one. I can't promise it'll be female.

    Girls booked a stripper for my hen night... Jaysus he was the poorest excuse for a stripper I've ever had the misfortune to meet....

    We'll get him for Adiboo ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Friday Feb 15th
    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Of course you'd say that. :p

    I'll try book one. I can't promise it'll be female.


    Not a fcuking chance youd book either a man, a transvestite or a dwarf. Strippers is my department ill make sure to get the best by doing loads of rersearch :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Friday Feb 15th
    He never even got me a ring :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Friday Feb 15th
    Mylina wrote: »
    Girls booked a stripper for my hen night... Jaysus he was the poorest excuse for a stripper I've ever had the misfortune to meet....

    We'll get him for Adiboo ;)

    I got one for my birthday. He got in a strop because he was trying to get me to eat a banana from his crotch, but I fcuking HATE bananas (the fruit, keep your mind clean!!) and couldn't do it. :pac:

    No, no, Marty needs to see some sexy men, too. Can't leave him out!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭Adiboo


    Saturday Feb 9th
    If ye get someone, please make sure he's like Danny Devito in Friends


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭Lyssa


    Saturday Feb 9th
    Can I bring a friend? :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Friday Feb 15th
    Not a fcuking chance youd book either a man, a transvestite or a dwarf. Strippers is my department ill make sure to get the best by doing loads of rersearch :)

    I will end you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭Adiboo


    Saturday Feb 9th
    He never even got me a ring :(

    We're getting tattoos!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Friday Feb 15th
    Mylina wrote: »
    Can I bring a friend? :D
    Yes!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Friday Feb 15th
    Adiboo wrote: »

    We're getting tattoos!
    We better be....


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭Adiboo


    Saturday Feb 9th
    We better be....

    Pizza and Mew!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭Adiboo


    Saturday Feb 9th
    Or matching Furbies...


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Friday Feb 15th
    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    I got one for my birthday. He got in a strop because he was trying to get me to eat a banana from his crotch, but I fcuking HATE bananas (the fruit, keep your mind clean!!) and couldn't do it. :pac:

    No, no, Marty needs to see some sexy men, too. Can't leave him out!


    I fcuking hate bananas because of Amsterdam and strippers :(, biatch dragged me onto a stage in front of a room full id say of about at least 100 people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Friday Feb 15th
    Adiboo wrote: »
    Or matching Furbies...
    Ohhhh .........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Friday Feb 15th
    I fcuking hate bananas because of Amsterdam and strippers :(, biatch dragged me onto a stage in front of a room full id say of about at least 100 people.

    You're complaining..... about a stripper......


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Friday Feb 15th
    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    You're complaining..... about a stripper......


    if5sg5.jpg

    Well she wasnt a stripper in the traditional sense there amazing :P, it was Amsterdam its was more of a exhibitionist/ sex show in a room that was once a cinema with a stage. Amsterdam is a strange strange place.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Friday Feb 15th
    Well she wasnt a stripper in the traditional sense there amazing :P, it was Amsterdam its was more of a exhibitionist/ sex show in a room that was once a cinema with a stage. Amsterdam is a strange strange place.

    Would have been easier to have just gotten a hooker. :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Friday Feb 15th
    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Would have been easier to have just gotten a hooker. :p


    Would have been less traumatic aswell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Friday Feb 15th
    Would have been less traumatic aswell.

    PMSL! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Friday Feb 15th
    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    PMSL! :pac:


    I fcuking wasnt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Friday Feb 15th
    I fcuking wasnt

    D'awwwwww. :( *hugs?* :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭Adiboo


    Saturday Feb 9th
    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    D'awwwwww. :( *hugs?* :)

    You talking about me and Cupcake is rich!

    Lynda and Marty sitting in a tree.... :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Friday Feb 15th
    Adiboo wrote: »
    You talking about me and Cupcake is rich!

    Lynda and Marty sitting in a tree.... :p

    I can't sit in a tree, I have vertigo. :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Friday Feb 15th
    Joint wedding!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    I got one for my birthday. He got in a strop because he was trying to get me to eat a banana from his crotch, but I fcuking HATE bananas (the fruit, keep your mind clean!!) and couldn't do it. :pac:

    Easy way to change your mind about them.

    Joint wedding!

    Conjoint strippers!:p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Another date (Suggest on thread)
    Joint marital bed?

    :pac:


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