Scummy things that scummy people do.

Galwayguy35

Evenstevens wrote: »

One of the worst things I ever saw was a young fella riding a horse down the North Circular Rd. He had no saddle of course and I don't think he knew what he was doing. The horse threw him off (too bloody right) and then he turned around and started kicking the horse in the belly. Made me cry seeing that. It's a really bad sign when someone is cruel to animals.

It's just a pity the horse didn't kick the dirty little scrote and break his leg, but it probably wasn't the first time the poor animal was mistreated so it was probably too afraid to do anything.

Pea 9

The scummiest thing I ever saw was a group of lads hanging around at the bottom of a stairway watching people walk down the stairs. Not so bad, you might say, well, on the hand rail was a pale, viscous bodily fluid. They found it hilarious watching people slip on their man juice......dirtbags. Not to metion kinda gay

Stained Class

Omackeral wrote: »

Idiots not putting seatbelts on their children. The lowest of the low. Really grinds my gears worse than anything else. COP THE FCUK ON!!!

My parents did this. Yours probably did too.

Funny how times change.

Ken.

Years ago I use to do show jumping. We were at a gymkhana and this pr!ck turns up that everyone hated. He was trying to get his horse to back out of the box and when it wouldn't he hit it with his whip across the face.

The woman I was their with took exception to this, marched over,tapped him on the shoulder and as he turned she put every ounce of energy she had into whipping him across the face. He was getting back up to hit her when three guys stepped in and stuck in the boot as he was on the ground.

The guy threatened all sorts put strangely no one seen anything.

B.A._Baracus

After a night out in town in 2007. I decided to get the nightlink home. Some dude (who was sitting at the very back of the bus) whips it out and starts pissing on the floor... not just a bit. But litres. Someone gave out to him in which his response was "well, its not going to smell like roses is it?"

Dirty fecker. But hey, its the nightlink. Not shocking is it? Never want to get on that bus again.

nbar12

bgrizzley wrote: »

I have to ask. How was it found?

common sense really?

Hippies!

Wattle wrote: »

I was eating Shepherds Pie one time with a friend of mine. He butters two slices of white bread and starts spooning the Shepherds Pie on to them and has a Shepherds Pie sandwich. I had to look away it was absolutely fookin gross.

I do that...are we friends?


Savage with a mug a tae though

mikemac1

Farming area

Elderly neighbour went to a wholesaler.
They sell animal feed and buy barley, grain etc off farmers

The neighbour was hit by a forklift and his foot was crushed. It was an accident, these things happen.

A young man would have recovered but he was elderly and so got a wheelchair.

He can walk alright but the motorized chair is to help and so he doesn't get tired and worn out.

House got robbed

Thiefs stole the electric motor wheel chair.

Can you get lower then stealing a mans wheelchair?

HowAreWe

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

After a night out in town in 2007. I decided to get the nightlink home. Some dude (who was sitting at the very back of the bus) whips it out and starts pissing on the floor... not just a bit. But litres. Someone gave out to him in which his response was "well, its not going to smell like roses is it?"

Dirty fecker. But hey, its the nightlink. Not shocking is it? Never want to get on that bus again.

legend.

Celly Smunt

mikemac1 wrote: »

Thiefs stole the electric motor wheel chair.

Can you get lower then stealing a mans wheelchair?

hitting a man with glasses obviously.

Omackeral

pmcmahon wrote: »

hitting a wheelchair-bound man with glasses

obviously.

mikemac1

pmcmahon wrote: »

hitting a man with glasses obviously.

True

A fair point Sir

Old Perry

I went to McDonald's in mullingar once, someone had taken a dump in the urinal.

I know !! McDonald's!! I'm ashamed of myself....

mikemac1

Your own fault ^^^^^

Only city folk go to McDonalds

Should have gone to Galways finest

bgrizzley

Wasp Stings wrote: »

Well, it looks like you're not that bright either, judgind by your appalling grammar and spelling. Stupid braindead woman.

Whoops!

The King of Moo

Wasp Stings wrote: »

Well, it looks like you're not that bright either, judgind by your appalling grammar and spelling. Stupid braindead woman.

I mean... really??

Sierra Oscar

Laika1986 wrote: »

Worked in Penneys years ago, someone once pooed in an Ugg boot, wasn't found for a couple of days. No one could figure out why the shoe section was stinking!

Similar story in a certain Dublin library regarding a book. Someone got a nasty surprise while looking for a book to checkout.

gerrowadat

mikemac1 wrote: »

Your own fault ^^^^^

Only city folk go to McDonalds

Should have gone to Galways finest

You're skating on thin ice going to a maccers anywhere west of Kinnegad. The supermacs mafia will take your knees.

B.A._Baracus

HowAreWe wrote: »

legend.

Not when you are sitting less than 6 foot away from him. Lol.

Smidge

Hippies! wrote: »

I do that...are we friends?


Savage with a mug a tae though

I love sheperds pie sambos, also fried cabbage on bread....mmmmmm:D

ColeTrain

youtube! wrote: »

I remember one day during the summer a year or two ago I was in a shop getting a coffee when a heavily pregnant itinerant woman comes in with her mate and skips on front of me and says to the poor indian chap who was serving, "wheres your toilet,I need to use your toilet"
Your man just said to her "the toilets are for the staff only,I cannot let you use it, to which she replies, look I am pregnant so when I have to go I have to go now let me use them or I will piss on your floor!

At this point he asked her to leave the shop and she did but not before she carried out her threat,she just squatted down on her haunches as her mate sort of stood around her to shield her from the other customers while she lifted up her dress and gushed her pee all over the floor for about 20 seconds, stood up and said, I ****in told ya to let me use it so now you can clean it up and then stormed out of the shop calling him all sorts on the way! The collective groans of disgust from the other customers in the shop are something I shall never forget, and as I was only a few feet away from her it was all I could do to dodge the flow, needless to say I didnt bother with the beverage....

I had some laugh reading this, just imagined the look on the poor guys face behind the till.
Seriously though, what a c*nt. It would make you depressed to think she's bringing a child into the world.

Merch

Archeron wrote: »

When people do a massive hock, then send flying a five ounce luminous green phlegm ball. On occasions I am convinced I've seen some of them bouncing when they hit the path. Horrible.

when your neighbour does it in the morning, listening to that when you wake up is pretty disgusting, but then when you go out and find it in your drive beside the car where you could step in it, now thats scummy.

StormWarrior wrote: »

I had a boyfriend once who, after we'd been together a while, developed some really scummy habits. The worst was, if I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth, he'd come in, pull down his pants, sit on the toilet and start sh*tting. He had irritable bowel syndrome and ate nothing but junk food, so the smell of his sh*te was unusually bad, really really awful. I would turn round and yell at him, "What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?" and he would reply, "We should be able to do everything together."

When I was on the toilet, I'd lock the door and he'd start banging on the door, calling out in a stupid baby voice, "Let me in! Let me in!" He'd manage to unlock the door from the outside and when I'd scream at him to go away he'd walk away whining in a baby voice "You're mean!".

Thanks for that , I laughed so hard reading that, especially that last paragraph, he probably thought he was being endearing.

Wattle wrote: »

I was eating Shepherds Pie one time with a friend of mine. He butters two slices of white bread and starts spooning the Shepherds Pie on to them and has a Shepherds Pie sandwich. I had to look away it was absolutely fookin gross.

You've got me interested , I never considered this, I'm strangely revolted and curious at the same time

ken wrote: »

Years ago I use to do show jumping. We were at a gymkhana and this pr!ck turns up that everyone hated. He was trying to get his horse to back out of the box and when it wouldn't he hit it with his whip across the face.

The woman I was their with took exception to this, marched over,tapped him on the shoulder and as he turned she put every ounce of energy she had into whipping him across the face. He was getting back up to hit her when three guys stepped in and stuck in the boot as he was on the ground.

The guy threatened all sorts put strangely no one seen anything.

A gymkhana ehh, so 3 lads kicking the ****e out of anyone isn't scummy, all while he was on the ground. I've heard two wrongs dont make a right but, 3 or 4 or 5 do?

ColeTrain

Merch wrote: »

A gymkhana ehh, so 3 lads kicking the ****e out of anyone isn't scummy, all while he was on the ground. I've heard two wrongs dont make a right but, 3 or 4 or 5 do?

Fck him ( if the story is true ) Anyone that would hit an animal across the face is a cnut that isn't worth worrying about.

shrewdness

Was at a music festival a few years ago and staying in a tent as you do. One of the mornings when opening the zip I was greeted to a long ****e outside someone had laid down during the few hours kip I got, right in front of the tent too. Wasn't the nicest thing to see first thing with the head hanging off me.

Merch

ColeTrain wrote: »

Fck him ( if the story is true ) Anyone that would hit an animal across the face is a cnut that isn't worth worrying about.

I'm not disagreeing with that bit, but its equally scummy for 4 people to assault someone, may have been a better idea to go to the event organizers and report the abuse. The idea that its acceptable for someone or a number of people to independently determine and dish out punishment is scummy/they are scum also (if its true).
I wonder would they have done it individually?

ColeTrain

Merch wrote: »

I'm not disagreeing with that bit, but its equally scummy for 4 people to assault someone, may have been a better idea to go to the event organizers and report the abuse. The idea that its acceptable for someone or a number of people to independently determine and dish out punishment is scummy/they are scum also (if its true).
I wonder would they have done it individually?

Not in this case is it equally scummy IMO. The guy acted first and was dealt with. He might think twice before he hits something that can't hit back.

Ken.

I was only 15 at the time and thought the guy got what he deserved. Maybe the guys went a bit overboard but everyone else their was(in my mind) an animal lover and didn't like to see what happened happen. The guys were going to get him for hitting the horse but the lady got their first.

haydar

A mate of mine was in court and there was a man up for drink driving. His solicitor argued that they couldn't charge him as he was parked on a double yellow line and was therefore not legally on the road.
The judge said that it was an interesting point of law and let him off!
IDK who was more scummy the solicitor, the drink driver or the judge, but it's one of the more scummy things I've heard in a while.

And i usually have a slice or two of bread sittin beside most dinners i eat!
There's not much on bread that doesn't taste delish.

carlmango11

haydar wrote: »

A mate of mine was in court and there was a man up for drink driving. His solicitor argued that they couldn't charge him as he was parked on a double yellow line and was therefore not legally on the road.
The judge said that it was an interesting point of law and let him off!

What the actual ****. And we wonder why there's so much disregard for the law in this country.

IceFjoem

seven_eleven wrote: »

Too many people view the sauna as some stupid novelty where you bust in for the craic and see how long you can last before hopping into the pool because it makes it "freezin!". Its annoying for those of us who want to use the sauna properly.

A sauna is no laughing matter...

BillyMitchel

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Pea 9 wrote: »

The scummiest thing I ever saw was a group of lads hanging around at the bottom of a stairway watching people walk down the stairs. Not so bad, you might say, well, on the hand rail was a pale, viscous bodily fluid. They found it hilarious watching people slip on their man juice......dirtbags. Not to metion kinda gay

Possibly the most vile thing I've ever read on boards.

Rasheed

shrewdness wrote: »

Was at a music festival a few years ago and staying in a tent as you do. One of the mornings when opening the zip I was greeted to a long ****e outside someone had laid down during the few hours kip I got, right in front of the tent too. Wasn't the nicest thing to see first thing with the head hanging off me.

Reminds me of Oxegen one year, one of the girls went to the toilet. It was on the third day and the toilets were fairly scummy.

So there she was waiting her turn, and this lad tried to chat her up, she wasn't having any of it and continued to wait.

In she went to the first available toilet and did the usual 'hover over the seat and piss as quickly as possible, while holding your breath'. Just as she was pulling up her shorts, the portable toilet started rocking and then tipped over, spilling the contents of the bowel on her and all the other bit of ****ty toilet paper, used tampons and used condoms.

When she finally got out, there was the lad she knocked back, pissing himself with a few more lads.

She was destroyed as you can't imagine, had to be hosed down before being brought to hospital for injections. Think it was the scummiest thing I ever heard!

Vicar in a tutu

Rasheed wrote: »

Reminds me of Oxegen one year, one of the girls went to the toilet. It was on the third day and the toilets were fairly scummy.

So there she was waiting her turn, and this lad tried to chat her up, she wasn't having any of it and continued to wait.

In she went to the first available toilet and did the usual 'hover over the seat and piss as quickly as possible, while holding your breath'. Just as she was pulling up her shorts, the portable toilet started rocking and then tipped over, spilling the contents of the bowel on her and all the other bit of ****ty toilet paper, used tampons and used condoms.

When she finally got out, there was the lad she knocked back, pissing himself with a few more lads.

She was destroyed as you can't imagine, had to be hosed down before being brought to hospital for injections. Think it was the scummiest thing I ever heard!

What a little F*cking b*stard :eek:

StormWarrior

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Also people who leave toilets in the workplace looking like a herd of cattle had just taken a dump in them.

Reminds me of when I was at school, I must have been about 13. I had a terrible stomach ache and went to the toilet. I got diarrhea so bad that the toilet bowl got half-full and it wouldn't flush. As if that wasn't bad enough, it had also sprayed all over the toilet seat and the wall. It was a dreadful mess and I didn't know what to do about it so I just slunk away and left it. When the mess was found, an assembly was held about it. The teachers demanded that the culprit make themselves known. Of course I never admitted it. From then on, every break and lunchtime, pupils had to take it in turns to work as toilet monitors, standing outside the toilets and checking after people had been, so that if anyone ever made a mess like that again, they'd get caught.

A bit harsh really, I couldn't help it.

burgermasters

burgermasters wrote: »

Women who use there kids as weapons! Now that's scummy!

I've an image in my head of two ladies swinging their toddlers at each other like maces in Tesco.

Mousewar

StormWarrior wrote: »

Reminds me of when I was at school, I must have been about 13. I had a terrible stomach ache and went to the toilet. I got diarrhea so bad that the toilet bowl got half-full and it wouldn't flush. As if that wasn't bad enough, it had also sprayed all over the toilet seat and the wall. It was a dreadful mess and I didn't know what to do about it so I just slunk away and left it. When the mess was found, an assembly was held about it. The teachers demanded that the culprit make themselves known. Of course I never admitted it. From then on, every break and lunchtime, pupils had to take it in turns to work as toilet monitors, standing outside the toilets and checking after people had been, so that if anyone ever made a mess like that again, they'd get caught.

A bit harsh really, I couldn't help it.

That does seem harsh.
In my school they locked the cubicles. If you needed to use one you had to call to the office and ask. You'd get a key and roll of toilet paper.
Quite demeaning. In the end, someone just took a dump on the floor. I chose to believe they were making a worthwhile social commentary.

tin79

StormWarrior wrote: »

Reminds me of when I was at school, I must have been about 13. I had a terrible stomach ache and went to the toilet. I got diarrhea so bad that the toilet bowl got half-full and it wouldn't flush. As if that wasn't bad enough, it had also sprayed all over the toilet seat and the wall. It was a dreadful mess and I didn't know what to do about it so I just slunk away and left it. When the mess was found, an assembly was held about it. The teachers demanded that the culprit make themselves known. Of course I never admitted it. From then on, every break and lunchtime, pupils had to take it in turns to work as toilet monitors, standing outside the toilets and checking after people had been, so that if anyone ever made a mess like that again, they'd get caught.

A bit harsh really, I couldn't help it.

If it sprayed all over the wall it must have been verbal diarrhea.

geeky

There's a lad in work (quite a swish business centre) who I think has serious intestinal problems and has yet to learn how to deal with them. Like clockwork, he absolutely destroys the toilet nearest to me in the same manner every morning - the kind of number 2 that should really be multi-flushed, followed by a copious amount of paper.

I know people can't help having nasty bowels sometimes, but it gets to me that this is part of the guy's morning routine: have breakfast, head into the office, destroy the toilet at precisely 8:50, and toddle to the desk.

Not really on a par with some of the stories here, but jaysus it's manky. I come in early now just to use the facilities before they're put out of action.

ghogie91

Scummy things...

Animal Abuse and Child Abuse... these people do not deserve the skin they live in!

Also on a night out... getting set up for a hiding.

I was walking along the street on Dec 21st with my dad and a workmate on a breakup night, fairly tame went to a pub had 8/9 pints and were heading for another place for one or two more as it was open later with a bit of music. It wasnt great weather that night, there was a girl standing in a taxi rank, looked a little younger than me probably 18/19, crying and I felt so sorry for her crying in the rain, also I hadnt seen her before so was sure she was from out of town.

My neighbour is a stand up taxi man and would do a deed for anyone especially if i gave him a call to come get her and get her out of the rain and essestially a boozed up town incase anything happened. I walked over to ask if she was ok and that i had a number of a good taxi, when she stepped back and her boyfriend (so i think, or maybe is be better describing her male partner in crimeland) came out of the dark with a quick shot.

End of storey was I took the shot like a champ and he soon realised he picked a fight with the wrong person... who just happened to have a 6 and a half foot royal marine commando out for a few pints with him

Scumbag

Worries me to think that if I had had 3 or 4 more pints i wouldnt have been so lucky, probably wouldnt have been able to stop him repeatedly kicking me in the head if i couldnt get up.... didnt drink much over christmas while i was out due to this incident... i wanted to be able to protect myself more so than enjoy the night

Duggy747

Knew fellas who broke into the local Youth Center and stole all of the desktop PCs. This was back when desktops were easily over a €1000 each.

They done nothing with them, left them in the forest to rot away.

Found out years later after it happened and thought it was one of the most scummiest things I'd heard.

leonidas83

ghogie91 wrote: »

Scummy things...

Animal Abuse and Child Abuse... these people do not deserve the skin they live in!

Also on a night out... getting set up for a hiding.

I was walking along the street on Dec 21st with my dad and a workmate on a breakup night, fairly tame went to a pub had 8/9 pints and were heading for another place for one or two more as it was open later with a bit of music. It wasnt great weather that night, there was a girl standing in a taxi rank, looked a little younger than me probably 18/19, crying and I felt so sorry for her crying in the rain, also I hadnt seen her before so was sure she was from out of town.

My neighbour is a stand up taxi man and would do a deed for anyone especially if i gave him a call to come get her and get her out of the rain and essestially a boozed up town incase anything happened. I walked over to ask if she was ok and that i had a number of a good taxi, when she stepped back and her boyfriend (so i think, or maybe is be better describing her male partner in crimeland) came out of the dark with a quick shot.

End of storey was I took the shot like a champ and he soon realised he picked a fight with the wrong person... who just happened to have a 6 and a half foot royal marine commando out for a few pints with him

Scumbag

Worries me to think that if I had had 3 or 4 more pints i wouldnt have been so lucky, probably wouldnt have been able to stop him repeatedly kicking me in the head if i couldnt get up.... didnt drink much over christmas while i was out due to this incident... i wanted to be able to protect myself more so than enjoy the night

jesus im cracking up at this:)

also I reckon there's more to the story than your letting on

Skerries

ghogie91 wrote: »

Scummy things...

Animal Abuse and Child Abuse... these people do not deserve the skin they live in!

Also on a night out... getting set up for a hiding.

I was walking along the street on Dec 21st with my dad and a workmate on a breakup night, fairly tame went to a pub had 8/9 pints and were heading for another place for one or two more as it was open later with a bit of music. It wasnt great weather that night, there was a girl standing in a taxi rank, looked a little younger than me probably 18/19, crying and I felt so sorry for her crying in the rain, also I hadnt seen her before so was sure she was from out of town.

My neighbour is a stand up taxi man and would do a deed for anyone especially if i gave him a call to come get her and get her out of the rain and essestially a boozed up town incase anything happened. I walked over to ask if she was ok and that i had a number of a good taxi, when she stepped back and her boyfriend (so i think, or maybe is be better describing her male partner in crimeland) came out of the dark with a quick shot.

End of storey was I took the shot like a champ and he soon realised he picked a fight with the wrong person... who just happened to have a 6 and a half foot royal marine commando out for a few pints with him

Scumbag

Worries me to think that if I had had 3 or 4 more pints i wouldnt have been so lucky, probably wouldnt have been able to stop him repeatedly kicking me in the head if i couldnt get up.... didnt drink much over christmas while i was out due to this incident... i wanted to be able to protect myself more so than enjoy the night

who was the royal marine in the story and what happened the scummer?

ghogie91

Skerries wrote: »

who was the royal marine in the story and what happened the scummer?

ex royal marine mate

The scummer was brought to the cops and ended up in the cop shop!

ghogie91

leonidas83 wrote: »

jesus im cracking up at this:)

also I reckon there's more to the story than your letting on

Believe it or not... thats the whole story as it happened

Motopepe

The King of Moo wrote: »

Yes! Don't make people wait: one transaction per visit.

maybe people who feel this way should get up extra early every morning that they want to use an ATM and be first in line so that they avoid the feeling of being made to wait.

Laika1986

bgrizzley wrote: »

I have to ask. How was it found?

Just randomly by a staff member one day. This was like 3-4 days after we noticed the smell but couldnt find it.

LiamoSail

youtube! wrote: »

I remember one day during the summer a year or two ago I was in a shop getting a coffee when a heavily pregnant itinerant woman comes in with her mate and skips on front of me and says to the poor indian chap who was serving, "wheres your toilet,I need to use your toilet"
Your man just said to her "the toilets are for the staff only,I cannot let you use it, to which she replies, look I am pregnant so when I have to go I have to go now let me use them or I will piss on your floor!

At this point he asked her to leave the shop and she did but not before she carried out her threat,she just squatted down on her haunches as her mate sort of stood around her to shield her from the other customers while she lifted up her dress and gushed her pee all over the floor for about 20 seconds, stood up and said, I ****in told ya to let me use it so now you can clean it up and then stormed out of the shop calling him all sorts on the way! The collective groans of disgust from the other customers in the shop are something I shall never forget, and as I was only a few feet away from her it was all I could do to dodge the flow, needless to say I didnt bother with the beverage....

As horrible as that is, its not much worse then refusing the pregnant lady use of the toilet. I know it's a shop and not their responsibility to provide a toilet, but the lady was pregnant and obviously somewhat desperate. The decent thing would have been to let her use the facilities

mfceiling

StormWarrior wrote: »

Reminds me of when I was at school, I must have been about 13. I had a terrible stomach ache and went to the toilet. I got diarrhea so bad that the toilet bowl got half-full and it wouldn't flush. As if that wasn't bad enough, it had also sprayed all over the toilet seat and the wall. It was a dreadful mess and I didn't know what to do about it so I just slunk away and left it. When the mess was found, an assembly was held about it. The teachers demanded that the culprit make themselves known. Of course I never admitted it. From then on, every break and lunchtime, pupils had to take it in turns to work as toilet monitors, standing outside the toilets and checking after people had been, so that if anyone ever made a mess like that again, they'd get caught.

A bit harsh really, I couldn't help it.

What a lovely job (pun intended).

Mate of mine was on the phone yesterday. Telling me of a nightclub on harcourt street that has just been renovated.

He was called back a week after it opened for a small bit of a tidy up job in the womens toilets after the ceiling had leaked.

Got his gear together, walks into toilets and walks straight back out....he told yer man the place was fcuking rotten....sh*t on the bowls and on the cubicle walls and a stench of p*ss that would knock you down.

Seriously...what are you women at in there?

leonidas83

mfceiling wrote: »

What a lovely job (pun intended).

Mate of mine was on the phone yesterday. Telling me of a nightclub on harcourt street that has just been renovated.

He was called back a week after it opened for a small bit of a tidy up job in the womens toilets after the ceiling had leaked.

Got his gear together, walks into toilets and walks straight back out....he told yer man the place was fcuking rotten....sh*t on the bowls and on the cubicle walls and a stench of p*ss that would knock you down.

Seriously...what are you women at in there?

All it takes is one or two filthy ones & they give everyone else a bad rep. Have heard womens toilets are far worse than mens, here it goes im gonna try & smear some **** on the walls just for the hell of it

Lollipops23

leonidas83 wrote: »

All it takes is one or two filthy ones & they give everyone else a bad rep. Have heard womens toilets are far worse than mens, here it goes im gonna try & smear some **** on the walls just for the hell of it

That's the thing- a lot of the horror stories I've heard about women's loos take real effort on the doer's part.


Why can't they just go in, pee and get out like the rest of us?!