Into the Playpen - Jacks Smirking Revenge

Jacks Smirking Revenge

Here I am, doing my own introduction(Mainly because I didn't ask anyone to do it....I'm sorta disorganized) So yeah, ask away

and it is technically the fourth of January







........I don't see myself getting the 2013 jizzler for best playpen opening....

Palytoxin

Do you like custard?
Would you rather go to the North or South Pole?
If you could have a superpower what would it be?
Do you play any sports?
Have you a favourite plant?
Where would you put your house if you could move it to one other place?

MauraTheThird

If you were on a desert island with plenty food and water for the rest of your life, what 9 items would you bring with you?
What's your favourite number and why?
Do you have a life ambition?
Cats or dogs?
Do you still have Christmas decorations up?

Lawliet

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »

........I don't see myself getting the 2013 jizzler for best playpen opening....

I'd vote for it.

Is your name really Jack?

Jacks Smirking Revenge

Do you like custard?
Not really.
Would you rather go to the North or South Pole?
North Pole, that Santa lad owes me...
If you could have a superpower what would it be?
The ability to have any superpower I want
Do you play any sports?
Nope.
Have you a favourite plant?
Yep, Robert Plant
Where would you put your house if you could move it to one other place?
Slightly to the left.
If you were on a desert island with plenty food and water for the rest of your life, what 9 items would you bring with you?
A guitar, a bass, a drumkit, a microphone, a generator, recording equipment, a CD player, a television, and a petrol tank.
What's your favourite number and why?
3 because its less than 4 but yet, more than two.
Do you have a life ambition?
My goal in life, is to find a worthwhile goal in life.
Cats or dogs?
Neither, honestly do not like pets.
Do you still have Christmas decorations up?
Haven't taken any down yet.
Are you really called Jack?
No.

MauraTheThird

What's your favourite:
Book?
TV program?
Film?
County?
Country?
Colour?
Letter?
Song?
Social Network?

Jacks Smirking Revenge

What's your favorite:
Book?
I don't read much
TV program?
South Park, don't watch much tv
Film?
Toss up between Pulp Fiction & The Big Lebowski
County?
None
Country?
None
Colour?
Black
Letter?
X
Song?
Varies from time to time, right now its Idiotque by Radiohead
Social Network?
I'd be shunned for saying anything other than boards wouldn't I?

wnolan1992

What exactly are you getting revenge on?
Why are you smirking while doing it?
Favourite (PG) websites?
Write a 150 word essay on Helium.

Jacks Smirking Revenge

What exactly are you getting revenge on?
Peter Jackson, for making The Hobbit into three movies.
Why are you smirking while doing it?
Because I am just delightful.
Favourite (PG) websites?
Does PG account for piracy?
Write a 150 word essay on Helium.

Helium, the cause of and solution to all life's problems. You may ask yourself "If helium was a beautiful woman, would you have sex with it?" Well my answer would be no and why would you ask me such a thing? Another question you might ask is "But Jacks Smirking Revenge, surely if helium was a panda you would adopt it?" Well it pains me to say, that the answer would still be no. I cannot properly look after a panda. And finally you might ask “Aren’t you getting a bit off topic? I simply asked you about helium.” Well yes…..maybe I may add that this extra paragraph totally isn’t a shameless way to stretch this essay out to 150 words. And wouldn’t you know it, I’m still 16 words short of the goal….

iamanengine

Would you take the Red or the Blue pill?

wnolan1992

What do you do? College/School/Work/Combination?

What would be your ideal job?

Would you prefer to work one year and have all the money you would ever need, or work every year and make live comfortably?

Do you pay vidja games?

Jacks Smirking Revenge

Would you take the Red or the Blue pill?
I'd like to experiment and see what would happen if I took both.
What do you do? College/School/Work/Combination?
School.
What would be your ideal job?
Musician, failing that though.....being one of those guys who has to oil up female models...
Would you prefer to work one year and have all the money you would ever need, or work every year and make live comfortably?
Work for one year and have all the money, 12 months of solid work for years of none seems fair.
Do you pay vidja games?
No, but i do PLAY them

iamanengine

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »

Would you take the Red or the Blue pill?
I'd like to experiment and see what would happen if I took both.

I think you may have just destroyed the matrix. :cool: Congrats!

anirishlad

What instruments do you play?

Jacks Smirking Revenge

anirishlad wrote: »

What instruments do you play?

Guitar, drums, some bass and learning some piano here and there.

Lawliet

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