I don't mean to alarm anyone but..

Basq

.. Laura Whitmore (of MTV and various shi*e on ITV2 "fame") has lost her phone while skiing in Switzerland.

I'm fairly shaken up by this revelation.

Any good news to counter this on a very sad news day?

RikkFlair

I'm VERY alarmed

hidinginthebush

Would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Yes I would, Kent.

Basq

RikkFlair wrote: »

I'm VERY alarmed

Indeed..

.. I'm not ashamed to say a little bit of brown came out.




But hey, maybe I'm just not masturbating correctly..

Muckie

Is it a good thing that i don't who she is.......

BillyMitchel

With a bit of luck shell have some nice photos that will be leaked.

Tom_Cruise

Why did you alarm everyone

smash

Can't wait for the "Hacked nude photos" to appear...

ladypip

The HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ill be in my bunker.

SEPT 23 1989

The Mayans got their dates wrong

today is the end of the world

Andersonisgod

But... she only just gave me her number

My name is URL

She's pretty. Leave her alone :mad:

Basq

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

Why did you alarm everyone

You mean why didn't I alarm anyone sooner? This shocking news broke on Friday.. it took all weekend for me to compose myself!

Penn

Has she tried ringing it and following the noise? Always works for me. Even if it's on vibrate, you'll hear the buzzing.

Basq

Penn wrote: »

Has she tried ringing it and following the noise? Always works for me. Even if it's on vibrate, you'll hear the buzzing.

Unfortunately Laura Whitmore has lost 3 of her 4 senses.. she never had taste..

.. so that's a no-go!

Duggy747

And the NNI want to charge €300 for this shìt?

Maximus Alexander

She's good looking, for a knacker.

Mansized Wreath

My name is URL wrote: »

She's pretty. Leave her alone :mad:

She's pretty,pretty vacant...

SEPT 23 1989

Where the hell are the avalanche rescue team?

mackg

Basq wrote: »

.. Laura Whitmore (of MTV and various shi*e on ITV2 "fame") has lost her phone while skiing in Switzerland.

I'm fairly shaken up by this revelation.

Any good news to counter this on a very sad news day?

Naked photos of Laura Whitmore should surface in the near future once the phone is located.

Autumn Moon

Merciful Jesus............ How am I going to get through the day after that news......??????......

SEPT 23 1989

Has Edna Kennedy made a statement yet?

AskMyChocolate

Anyone else think it's a bit sinister that this has happened on the exact same day, that last year, Cheryl Cole spilt her coffee, or am I just seeing conspiracies where none exist?

Sorry; not to alarm you further OP.

Penn

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Anyone else think it's a bit sinister that this has happened on the exact same day, that last year, Cheryl Cole spilt her coffee, or am I just seeing conspiracies where none exist?

Sorry; not to alarm you further OP.

YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT AND THEN SAY "Oh, not to alarm you further..."

NOW WE'RE FURTHER ALARMED!

Rochester

My sympathies to all concerned on this devastating news, we can only hope that things get better soon. Stay strong.

Matt_Trakker

I will not cyberbully,
I will not cyberbully,
I will not cyberbully, etc etc.

coolhull

This sad news is on a par with the atom bomb that fell on Hiroshima in 1945. Is the United Nations aware of this calamity?

BUBBLE WRAP

ALIENS...

Basq

In other news, Danny from The Coronas managed to tell the difference between butter and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"..

Well that's my day ****in ruined.

coolhull

What has the world come to if we can't
do all in our power to assist this poor woman in her hour of need?

LizT

For God's sake, isn't there enough doom and gloom in the world, especially in January?

1ZRed

Laura Whitmore loses her phone on the piste in Switzerland

That's a funny way of spelling piss

Apolloyon

And no word from the White House on this issue. C'mon Obama! Take action. Otherwise those wacky Europeans will get away with it again!:mad:

saiint

thats terrible
feel so sorry for her

*googles naked imgaes of laura whitmore*

iDave

If I'm travelling 80 MPH for 80 miles does this effect the lenght of my journey?

wolfeye

Ahhhh that explains why she was'nt replying my calls and texts.

kraggy

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Where the hell are the avalanche rescue team?

They're just as piste off as everyone else.

I have absolutely no idea who she is.

Has she tried looking in the fridge? That's where things that I'm missing usually end up. Never know why, really.

AskMyChocolate

Laura was too much in shock to speak to the press directly, however her agent said that Laura is understandably distraught and asked that everyone would respect her privacy at this difficult time. She also wanted to thank all her fans for their support.

For anyone who is finding it too difficult to cope with this overwhelming news there has been a dedicated emergency helpline set up. It is 1850-999-LOST.

Calls charged at €1.50 p/m. Callers must be 18 or over or have the permission of the A/c holder.

Irish Guitarist

Basq wrote: »

Any good news to counter this on a very sad news day?

Miranda Cosgrove has bought a $2.6 million house. I have no idea who she is but she appears to be a celebrity of some description so it's important news. There's more riveting news stories about celebrities I've never heard of (including someone called 'Honey Boo Boo') here: http://omg.yahoo.com/

softy2012

Now thats news ! so what about the kids in Syria, lets get the UN involved to get that phone back ASAP !!

Ihatecuddles-old

Well what's the point in living eh??

Nudey photos, that's why

ITS_A_BADGER

aaaaannnnd cue naked photograph leaks

ScumLord

Deleted User wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea who she is.

Has she tried looking in the fridge? That's where things that I'm missing usually end up. Never know why, really.

Probably got something to do with samwidges. I was talking to a friend of mine on the phone yesterday and when he stopped answering my questions I looked at the phone and it was a samwidge. Phone was in the fridge.

V_Moth

RIP Phone (? - 7/1/13) - we hardly knew you

mackeire

Penn wrote: »

Has she tried ringing it and following the noise? Always works for me. Even if it's on vibrate, you'll hear the buzzing.

I think she tried calling it. She was seen walking around the top of a mountain shouting "here phoney, phoney, phoney, here phone, where are you??"

jaffacakesyum

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

She's good looking, for a knacker.

KPMG girl is that you?

Chuck Stone

In fairness to her it's not her fault that some waste of bandwidth of a website thought reporting on this tragedy was newsworthy.

My name is URL wrote: »

She's pretty. Leave her alone :mad:

She's very pretty and has a nice accent. She could do with putting on a stone though.

Chauncey

She'll be putting on about 14 stone if I get near her. For clarity, that is to say I would like to ride her face.

Grayson

But was it an iPhone?