OH has problem with Natural Selection

Lando Griffin

There at the weekend the OH sent me off to do the grocery shopping in a well renowned shop while she used her new vacuum cleaner.
I got everything on the list only and was delighted with the short time I had everything bought and got home in time for the live FA cup match on telly when the OH started giving out to me about all the fruit and veg being organic.
It seems that I never looked at which section I choose the fruit and veg and naturally selected the organic stuff.
I tried to explain this but she is having none of it and thinks I am a moron.
Have you ever naturally selected something and what’s the problem when doing so?

smash

What a dumb thing to fight over.

Duggy747

By the thread title I thought your OH would be some sort of Jesus nut.

Dravokivich

The Organic Melons firmer than hers are they?

Lando Griffin

We don’t use any of that exotic stuff in our house.

kneemos

You got her a hoover for Christmas didn't you?

biko

Organic is better so I don't see an issue.

Lando Griffin

kneemos wrote: »

You got her a hoover for Christmas didn't you?

A Dyson vacuum cleaner.
A hover is a brand name much akin to calling all cars Toyotas just because there the brand leader.

Czarcasm

With a thread title like that OP you could write for the daily mail. I was expecting less organics, more eugenics and a thread debating evolution, not some stupid domestic about grocery shopping!

monkeypants

I don't know what (a tracker mortgage) natural selection is, unless it's some form of Darwinism.

im invisible

Yeah, and that whole 'survival of the fittest' thing,
all the good lookin' girls seem to get on better in life than the rest of us

im invisible

Lando Griffin wrote: »

A Dyson vacuum cleaner.
A hover is a brand name much akin to calling all cars Toyotas just because there the brand leader.

Did ya get a bag o' Tayto?

maximoose

biko wrote: »

Organic is better so I don't see an issue.

Organic foods offer basically no health benefits

smash

Lando Griffin wrote: »

A Dyson vacuum cleaner.
A hover is a brand name much akin to calling all cars Toyotas just because there the brand leader.

No wonder she's angry, Dysons are fúcking crap, they just look funky!

kneemos

Lando Griffin wrote: »

A Dyson vacuum cleaner.
A hover is a brand name much akin to calling all cars Toyotas just because there the brand leader.

Your an absolute heathen.

minidazzler

You already have them, so tell her to just shut up, there is no point in arguing. The horse has bolted.

martomcg

OH has problem with Natural Selection Organic Food

Thought this thread was gonna be about something interesting :mad:

monkeysnapper

smash wrote: »

What a dumb thing to fight over.

Your not married are you?.......:(

minidazzler

monkeysnapper wrote: »

Your not married are you?.......:(

He's a Mormon Polygamist actually... 3 wives.

9959

Lando Griffin wrote: »

A Dyson vacuum cleaner.
A hover is a brand name much akin to calling all cars Toyotas just because there the brand leader.

Exactly.
I've an E-Type Jag, yet everyone calls it a Toyota.

Big Nasty

OP is whipped

Abi

Tell her if she gives you any more of that lip that you'll confiscate her hoover.

gerbo

MCMLXXV wrote: »

OP is whipped

^This

Grow a pair op

gobnaitolunacy

Expecting a God squad vs Darwin debate.

Thread disappoints.

Morph the Cat

Lando Griffin wrote: »

A Dyson vacuum cleaner.
A hover is a brand name much akin to calling all cars Toyotas just because there the brand leader.

It's hoover - a hover is a floating motion.

And you're trolling - such a lame & obvious "title swerve" - can't believe people fell for it.

average_runner

biko wrote: »

Organic is better so I don't see an issue.

Not actually true, thats just a marketing campaign that worked on alot of people health concerns

donegal_road

a computer programmer was going out to the shop and he asked the OH did she need anything. She said, yes, get a litre of milk and if they have eggs, get six.

half an hour later he arrived home with six litres of milk. The wife asked him where was he going with all the milk, he replied 'they had eggs'

Elmidena

maximoose wrote: »

Organic foods offer basically no health benefits

The Soil Ass., indeed, considers that humanity is facing a "peak phosphorus" situation, and that the best solution to this would be the use of human excrement as well as animal for fertiliser.

Trollin' trollin' trollin'....

biko

She was still peeved you got her a fecking hoover for Christmas.

First rule of buying presents for women - don't buy something they need, buy them something they want.

Dodge

biko wrote: »

First rule of buying presents for women - don't buy something they need, buy them something they want.

Like pre-packaged fruit & veg.

hatrickpatrick

What in the name of JAYSUS is the difference between an organic apple and a... regular apple?
I would have thought that since the word "organic" essentially means living tissue, all fruit is "organic".
Someone enlighten me?

biko

Organic means no pesticide or other chemicals sprayed on something you ingest.

gobnaitolunacy

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

What in the name of JAYSUS is the difference between an organic apple and a... regular apple?
I would have thought that since the word "organic" essentially means living tissue, all fruit is "organic".
Someone enlighten me?

Price.

stoneill

It has been a long time, but someone needs to be blasted with piss!

justsomebloke

Dodge wrote: »

Like pre-packaged fruit & veg.

what ever about the organic food mumbo jumbo buying pre packaged fruit and get is both bad for the environment and generally your pocket

LiamMc

I signed on to thank this thread.
RoTFG
(Rolling on the Floor Galapagos)

Cienciano

OP, for a couple of days every month, everything you do will be wrong. Just say "yes dear" and get on with it, the worst thing you can do is argue, you can't win. Even if you think you win the argument, you haven't

ejmaztec

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

Expecting a God squad vs Darwin debate.

Thread disappoints.

fixed for AH reality.:P

JonathanAnon

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I tried to explain this but she is having none of it and thinks I am a moron. Have you ever naturally selected something and what’s the problem when doing so?

By the sound of it, the vegetables weren't your worst "selection" mistake..