Your mama's so fat...

Quazzie

Yo mama's so fat that she wore a Malcom X t-shirt and helicopters tried to land on her

faccid

seven_eleven wrote: »

I was scrolling through this thread slowly with a blank expression on my face, saw this post and immediately burst out laughing.

Ahhh, I should go to bed.

Yeah please do

channro

Yo mama so fat we're inside her right now

seven_eleven

faccid wrote: »

Yeah please do

on second thought, Im going to stay awake.

faccid

seven_eleven wrote: »

on second thought, Im going to stay awake.

just in time for another your mama joke. It's nothing to do with you or anything... Your mama is.so big you don't find your mama jokes funny because it's a senstive issue...

seven_eleven

faccid wrote: »

just in time for another your mama joke. It's nothing to do with you or anything... Your mama is.so big you don't find your mama jokes funny because it's a senstive issue...

My mothers dead.........she also died of cardiac arrest.


r.i.p

faccid

seven_eleven wrote: »

My mothers dead.........she also died of cardiac arrest.


r.i.p

Cause she was fat?

Chuck Stone

Yo Momma so fat because of a combination of complex psychological and emotional issues, cheap and plentiful high-calorie foods and a sedentary lifestyle.

Calibos

Yo Momma so fat, when she dances..............the BAND skips




(Those born after buffer memory on CD players and solid state MP3 storage won't get it)

Poor Uncle Tom

chughes wrote: »

Your ma's so fat......sausage.......O'Connell St......:D

It's carrot and Main Street!

....so fat if she mooned you'd be in orbit...

wendell borton

Your mama's so fat her fart's are measured in megatons.

sarah-bear

Your mamas so fat her blood type is Dolmio.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

notnumber

she needs a thomas guide..:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IrB1OE9Blo

StormWarrior

Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls, she played with midgets.


Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades.

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.

Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please".

Pottler

My Mommas so fat cos obesity runs in her family.


Yo Momma so fat cos no-one runs in her family.

StormWarrior

Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock at me?"

Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle.

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

anncoates

Thé "Yo mana so fat, her blood type is Ragu" one always made me kaugh.

Insect Overlord

PizzamanIRL

Yo Mama so fat, she's obese.

Bruthal

The_Gatsby wrote: »

Yo mommas so fat that as a result she has developed type 2 diabetes and a high cholesterol. Her doctor recommends that she follow a strict diet and exercise program in order to try and combat her severe weight issue. If she does not follow this program she will be dead in the next 15 years and her coffin will have to be carried by crane, assuming they find one the fat bitch will fit in.

I dont know, I seen some big lads driving them cranes

Capt'n Midnight

Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.



Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.


Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.


Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.


Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.



Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.


Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.



Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar.



Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.


Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.


Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.


Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.


Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!


Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.



Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.


Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.


Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.


Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.


Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.


Yo mama's so fat, she can't go to the beach anymore because Greenpeace keep trying to drag her ass back in the water.


Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

the groutch

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to Seaworld the whales throw fish at her.

faccid

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.



Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.


Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.


Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.


Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.



Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.


Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.



Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar.



Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.


Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.


Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.


Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.


Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!


Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.



Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.


Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.


Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.


Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.


Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.


Yo mama's so fat, she can't go to the beach anymore because Greenpeace keep trying to drag her ass back in the water.


Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

Now that.s just greedy

Capt'n Midnight

faccid wrote: »

Now that.s just greedy

Yo manna's so fat she could ...

TheUsual

Yo momas
so fat. She has satellites.

Cupcake_Crisis

Your mother is a lovely woman.

Squaredude

Your mama's so fat, she lives on both sides of town!