Gizoogle Tha ****

Yurt

This is brilliant just copy the URL of a website or news article for a "Ghetto" translation http://www.gizoogle.net/ Heres one i did from BBC Sport

http://gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21005889

fasttalkerchat

Brilliant!

But Rodgers insisted: "Our thugged-out asses is 24 points behind Manchesta United but our crazy-ass asses is not 24 points behind up in quality. Da difference is down ta tha squad.

Post this in cool links and videos in case it gets deleted here.

Czarcasm

Yurt wrote: »

This is brilliant just copy the URL of a website or news article for a "Ghetto" translation http://www.gizoogle.net/ Heres one i did from BBC Sport

http://gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21005889

Inception:

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Ftouch.boards.ie%2Fthread%2F2056855621%3Fpage%3D1%23post_82694250&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

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WoollyRedHat

From an article I was just reading- http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fsport%2Fothersports%2Fcycling%2F9800888%2FNicole-Cooke-retires-from-cycling-and-takes-aim-at-Tyler-Hamilton-and-Lance-Armstrong.html&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Nicole Cooke retires from cyclin n' takes aim at Tyla Hamilton n' Lizzle Armstrong
Nicole Cooke, tha straight-up original gangsta rider up in cyclin history ta win Olympic n' ghetto road race titlez up in tha same stupid-ass year, marked her retirement wit a stingin battle on tha sticky-icky-icky cheats whoz ass have helped destroy tha sport’s reputation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

Cooke then turned her attention ta Armstrong, tha seven-time Tour de Frizzle champion whoz ass is set ta confess ta rockin sticky-icky-ickys ta Oprah Winfrey up in a televised rap battle dis week.

And when Lizzle Armstrong ‘cries’ on Oprah later dis week n' her ass passes his ass tha tissue, spare a thought fo' all em genuine gangstas whoz ass strutted away wit no rewardz - just shattered dreams,” her ass added. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! “Each one of em is worth a thousand Lizzles.”

I particulary like Lance's name been changed to Lizzle, as well as the idea of a rap battle between Lizzle and Oprah... and y'a;ll know I aint talking bout no chicken and gravy biatches!

And this one is bout gangstas iin Playa Mujeres
http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowTopic-g1229340-i12413-k5871110-Help_EPM_whats_going_on-Playa_Mujeres_Yucatan_Peninsula.html&sa=U&ei=98n0UIiXK4nP0QXqzYGQCw&ved=0CBcQFjAB&usg=AFQjCNHupUN568-dWMGAQ3kq_fbL7HHVPg

fasttalkerchat

http://www.gizoogle.net/shizzles.php?link=will

Yurt

Bill Shanklys greatest quotes http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/bill-shankly-in-quotes&sa=U&ei=isb0UOWmB4Gf0QWAjYCYCg&ved=0CB0QFjAA&usg=AFQjCNEMoK3GNCBkBXAi3qSPqHUhqsdAmw

Valentina

Our thugged-out asses bust dem scooby snacks ta make DoneDeal work better

Ok, don't remind mah crazy ass again

Read more

latenia

From today's Irish Times:

After talks wit German finizzle ministry officials yesterday, Ms Creighton reported a “upbeat” response towardz tha Posse’s aim ta improve tha fiscal sustainabilitizzle of tha arrangement. “I had straight-up positizzle signals dat tha German posse is straight-up supportizzle of tha Irish request ta resolve tha promissory note issue,” holla'd Ms Creighton last night up in Berlin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. “There was straight-up explicit support fo' a thugged-out deal.”

FearDark

Just gizoogle famous quotes. Brilliant.

Thanks OP

I don't need you ta tell mah crazy ass how tha **** ****in phat mah coffee is, aiiight, biatch? I'm tha one whoz ass buys dat ****. I know how tha **** phat it is. When Bonnie goes hustlin her ass buys ****. I cop tha gourmet expensive shiznit cuz when I drink it I wanna taste dat ****. But you know what's on mah mind mutha****in right now, biatch? It AIN'T tha coffee up in mah kitchen, it's tha dead nizzle up in mah garage.

Awesome.

Yurt

I just Gizoogled a random thread http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boards.ie%2Fvbulletin%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D2056856108&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Cool_CM

This is class! I've just spent the last the last ten minutes laughing at modern interpretations of classic literature:

Hamlet

Kafka

and the Constitution of Ireland as "Enacted by tha Muthafückas 1st July, 1937".

Staff Infection

Brian Clough quotes straight up yo http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.brianclough.com%2Fnew_page_2.htm&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Thrill

Cool_CM wrote: »

and the Constitution of Ireland as "Enacted by tha Muthafückas 1st July, 1937".

Third Amendment of tha Constipation Act, 1972

[Allowed tha State ta become a gangmember of tha European Communities.]


Fourth Amendment of tha Constipation Act, 1972

[Reduced tha minimum votin age at Dáil n' Prezzyial erections and referendums from 21 mutha****in years ta 18 years.]

Meangadh

Gordon Srachan on his appointment as Scotland Manager.

"I'm straight-up proud as a mutha****a but also mah gang is proud as a mutha****a as a mutha****a.Da time is mutha****in right fo' mah crazy ass ta be able ta take a thang like this," he holla'd afta his thugged-out appointment was announced.

"There'll be rough times but I hope there'll be phat times too.
"Every club you go ta there's always challenges but dis is tha straight-up original gangsta time tha challenge is on behalf of a nation.
"If you can be successful you can cook up a hood aiiight n' cook up a hood proud as a mutha****a n' dat is tha prioritizzle fo' mah crazy ass ta be able ta do dat wit help from other gangstas.
"I have tha experience, I like hittin dat shizzle wit gangstas, I like dealin wit gangstas n' I like tryin ta make gangstas better."

:pac:

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fsport%2F0%2Ffootball%2F21023913&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

branie

ever tried the textilizer part of it?

Celly Smunt

gizoogle, http://www.gizoogle.net/ and it gets even more gizoogled.

krudler

the bible quotes are ****ing hilarious:

“It be easier fo' a cold-ass lil camel ta go all up in tha eye of a needle, than fo' a rich playa ta enter tha kingdom of Dogg"

“Work hard n' become a leader; be lazy n' never succeed. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! (Proverbs 12:24)"

P_1

This is tha dopest muthafúckin thang since sliced bread

BUBBLE WRAP

To kill a mocking bird.
Becomes....


to bust a cap up in a mocking bird. :pac:

"Our thugged-out asses is all up in tha gutter yo, but a ****load of our asses is lookin all up in tha stars."

Reads like dialogue from The Wire

WoollyRedHat

If Snoop Dog had written the famous I have a dream speech:

Full text ta tha "I Have A Dream" rap:

I be aiiight ta join wit you todizzle up in what tha **** will go down up in history as tha top billin demonstration fo' freedom up in tha history of our nation.

Five score mutha****in years ago, a pimped out American, up in whose symbolic shadow our crazy-ass asses stand todizzle, signed tha Emancipation Proclamation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This momentous decree came as a pimped out beacon light of hope ta mazillionz of Negro slaves whoz ass had been seared up in tha flamez of witherin injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak ta end tha long night of they captivity.

But one hundred mutha****in years later, tha Negro still aint free. One hundred mutha****in years later, tha thuglife of tha Negro is still sadly crippled by tha manaclez of segregation n' tha chainz of discrimination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. One hundred mutha****in years later, tha Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty up in tha midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred mutha****in years later, tha Negro is still languishin up in tha cornerz of American society n' findz his dirty ass a exile up in his own land. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! So our crazy-ass asses have come here todizzle ta dramatize a mutha****aful condition.

In a sense our crazy-ass asses have come ta our nationz capital ta chedda a cold-ass lil check. When tha architectz of our rehood freestyled tha magnificent lyricz of tha Constipation n' tha Declaration of Independence, they was signin a promissory note ta which every last mutha****in American was ta fall heir. This note was a promise dat all men, yes, black pimps as well as white men, would be guaranteed tha unalienable mutha****in rightz of life, liberty, n' tha pursuit of happiness.

It be obvious todizzle dat Tha Ghetto has defaulted on dis promissory note insofar as her playa hataz of color is concerned. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! Instead of honorin dis sacred obligation, Tha Ghetto has given tha Negro gangstas a funky-ass bad check, a cold-ass lil check which has come back marked "insufficient funds." But our crazy-ass asses refuse ta believe dat tha bank of justice is bankrupt. Our thugged-out asses refuse ta believe dat there is insufficient fundz up in tha pimped out vaultz of opportunitizzle of dis nation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. So our crazy-ass asses have come ta chedda dis check -- a cold-ass lil check dat will give our asses upon demand tha richez of freedom n' tha securitizzle of justice. Our thugged-out asses have also come ta dis hallowed spot ta remind Tha Ghetto of tha fierce urgency of now, nahmeean, biatch? This is no time ta engage up in tha luxury of defin off and ta take tha tranquilizin sticky-icky-icky of gradualism. Now is tha time ta make real tha promisez of democracy. Now is tha time ta rise from tha dark n' desolate valley of segregation ta tha sunlit path of racial justice. Now is tha time ta lift our hood from tha quick sandz of racial injustice ta tha solid rock of bruthahood. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! Now is tha time ta make justice a realitizzle fo' all of Doggz children.


It would be fatal fo' tha hood ta overlook tha urgency of tha moment. This swelterin summer of tha Negroz legitimate discontent aint gonna pass until there be a invigoratin autumn of freedom n' equality. Nineteen sixty-three aint a end yo, but a funky-ass beginning. Those whoz ass hope dat tha Negro needed ta blow off screw n' will now be content will gots a rude awakenin if tha hood returns ta bidnizz as usual. There is ghon be neither rest nor tranquilitizzle up in Tha Ghetto until tha Negro is granted his playa hatershizzle rights. Da whirlwindz of revolt will continue ta shake tha foundationz of our hood until tha bright dizzle of justice emerges.

But there is somethang dat I must say ta mah gangstas whoz ass stand on tha warm threshold which leadz tha **** into tha palace of justice. In tha procesz of bustin our rightful place our crazy-ass asses must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let our asses not seek ta satisfy our thirst fo' freedom by drankin from tha cup of bitternizz n' hatred.

Our thugged-out asses must forever conduct our struggle on tha high plane of dignitizzle n' discipline. Our thugged-out asses must not allow our creatizzle protest ta degenerate tha **** into physical violence fo' realz. Again n' again our crazy-ass asses must rise ta tha majestic heightz of meetin physical force wit ass force. Da marvelous freshly smoked up militancy which has engulfed tha Negro hood must not lead our asses ta a thugged-out distrust of all peckerwoods, fo' nuff of our white bruthas, as evidenced by they presence here todizzle, have come ta realize dat they destiny is tied up wit our destiny. They have come ta realize dat they freedom is inextricably bound ta our freedom. Our thugged-out asses cannot strutt alone.

As our crazy-ass asses strutt, our crazy-ass asses must make tha pledge dat our crazy-ass asses shall always march ahead. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! Our thugged-out asses cannot turn back. There is em whoz ass is askin tha devoteez of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?" Our thugged-out asses can never be satisfied as long as tha Negro is tha sucka of tha unspeakable horrorz of five-o brutality. Our thugged-out asses can never be satisfied, as long as our bodies, heavy wit tha fatigue of travel, cannot bust lodgin up in tha motelz of tha highways n' tha hotelz of tha ghettos. Our thugged-out asses cannot be satisfied as long as tha Negroz basic mobilitizzle is from a smalla ghetto ta a larger one. Our thugged-out asses can never be satisfied as long as our lil pimps is stripped of they selfhood n' robbed of they dignitizzle by signs statin "For Whites Only". Our thugged-out asses cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro up in Mississippi cannot vote n' a Negro up in New York believes he has not a god damn thang fo' which ta vote. **** dat ****, no, our crazy-ass asses is not satisfied, n' our crazy-ass asses aint gonna be satisfied until justice rolls down like watas n' righteousnizz like a mighty stream.

I be not unmindful dat a ****load of y'all have come here outta pimped out trials n' tribulations. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Some of y'all have come fresh from narrow jail cells. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Some of y'all have come from areas where yo' quest fo' freedom left you battered by tha stormz of persecution n' staggered by tha windz of five-o brutality. Yo ass done been tha veteranz of creatizzle suffering. Continue ta work wit tha faith dat unearned sufferin is redemptive.

Go back ta Mississippi, go back ta Alabama, go back ta Downtown Carolina, go back ta Georgia, go back ta Louisiana, go back ta tha slums n' ghettoz of our northern ghettos, knowin dat somehow dis situation can n' is ghon be chizzled. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! Let our asses not wallow up in tha valley of despair.

I say ta you todizzle, mah playas, so even though our crazy-ass asses grill tha bullshiznit of todizzle n' tomorrow, I still gots a thugged-out dream. It be a thugged-out trip deeply rooted up in tha American dream.

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one dizzle dis hood will rise up n' live up tha true meanin of its creed: "Our thugged-out asses hold these truths ta be self-evident: dat all pimps is pimped equal."

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one dizzle on tha red hillz of Georgia tha lil playaz of forma slaves n' tha lil playaz of forma slave ballaz is ghon be able ta sit down together all up in tha table of bruthahood.

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one dizzle even tha state of Mississippi, a state swelterin wit tha heat of injustice, swelterin wit tha heat of oppression, is ghon be transformed tha **** into a oasiz of freedom n' justice.

I gots a thugged-out trip dat mah four lil lil pimps will one dizzle live up in a hood where they aint gonna be judged by tha color of they skin but by tha content of they character.

I gots a thugged-out trip todizzle.

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one day, down up in Alabama, wit its vicious racists, wit its governor havin his ****in lips drippin wit tha lyricz of interposizzle n' nullification; one dizzle mutha****in right there up in Alabama, lil black boys n' black hoes is ghon be able ta join handz wit lil white boys n' white hoes as sistas n' bruthas.

I gots a thugged-out trip todizzle.

I gots a thugged-out trip dat one dizzle every last mutha****in valley shall be exalted, every last mutha****in hill n' mountain shall be done cooked up low, tha rough places is ghon be done cooked up plain, n' tha crooked places is ghon be done cooked up straight, n' tha glory of tha Lord shall be revealed, n' all flesh shall peep it together.

This is our hope. This is tha faith dat I go back ta tha Downtown with. With dis faith our crazy-ass asses is ghon be able ta hew outta tha mountain of despair a stone of hope. With dis faith our crazy-ass asses is ghon be able ta transform tha janglin discordz of our hood tha **** into a funky-ass dope symphony of bruthahood. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! With dis faith our crazy-ass asses is ghon be able ta work together, ta pray together, ta struggle together, ta go ta jail together, ta stand up fo' freedom together, knowin dat our crazy-ass asses is ghon be free one day.

This is ghon be tha dizzle when all of Doggz lil pimps is ghon be able ta rap wit a freshly smoked up meaning, "My ****in ghetto, 'tiz of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where mah fathers died, land of tha pilgrimz pride, from every last mutha****in mountainside, let freedom ring."

And if Tha Ghetto is ta be a pimped out hood dis must become true. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. So let freedom rang from tha prodigious hilltopz of New Hampshire. Let freedom rang from tha mighty mountainz of New York. Let freedom rang from tha heightenin Allegheniez of Pennsylvania!

Let freedom rang from tha snowcapped Rockiez of Colorado!

Let freedom rang from tha curvaceous slopez of California!

But not only that; let freedom rang from Stone Mountain of Georgia!

Let freedom rang from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee!

Let freedom rang from every last mutha****in hill n' molehill of Mississippi. From every last mutha****in mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when dis happens, when our crazy-ass asses allow freedom ta ring, when our crazy-ass asses let it rang from every last mutha****in hood n' every last mutha****in hamlet, from every last mutha****in state n' every last mutha****in hood, our crazy-ass asses is ghon be able ta speed up dat dizzle when all of Doggz children, black pimps n' white men, Jews n' Gentiles, Protestants n' Catholics, is ghon be able ta join handz n' rap up in tha lyricz of tha oldschool Negro spiritual, "Jacked at last, mutha****a! free at last, mutha****a! give props ta Dogg Almighty, our crazy-ass asses is free at last!"

Ken.

I just tried to Gizoogle "Snoop Dogg" and it went into melt down.

Awwww ****, dawg! Looks like Google is overloaded right now. It happens.

Try again below, and we'll point yo ass at Bing.com instead.

OR enter a webpage address to get it tranzizzled.

branie

Are there similar parody siites that I could try out?

holystungun9

If your company has a website then translate it with Gizoogle. Priceless.

NegativeCreep

Yurt wrote: »

I just Gizoogled a random thread http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boards.ie%2Fvbulletin%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D2056856108&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

I be thinkin he murdered her muthafuckin ass yo! :pac:

Sky King

Ever try pornolize? It's basically the same but it pornolizes everything:

The Journal http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lang=en&url=http://thejournal.ie

Safe for work, although the text is a bit blue (and I'm not referring to the colour of the text) and whatever programming they are using is a bit clunky - lots of it makes no sense. Still funny though.

NegativeCreep

I CAN'T BREATH!! :pac:

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boards.ie%2Fvbulletin%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D2056857998&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

branie

The Gizoogle textilser should have a speech button, where you can hear someone speak gangsta

branie

There should be a similar site which translates websites to north Dublin speak

ToddyDoody

Here's one on the seven social classes in the uk http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fm.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-22007058&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Steve O

Has mah playas straight-up been far even as decided ta bust even go wanna do look more like, biatch?

Mickey H

Here's the weather for tomorrow:

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rte.ie%2Fweather%2F&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Miss Lockhart

Thanks for this. I can't breathe from laughing and I've tears streaming down my face.

Reamer Fanny

“I be so smart-ass dat sometimes I don't understand a single word of what tha **** I be saying.”
― Oscar Wilde, Da Kool as **** Pimp n' Other Stories

Kintarō Hattori

I shouldn't laugh really but:

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fworld-africa-22052593&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Nelson Mandela is bustin his wild lil' first night up in da crib afta bein discharged from hospitizzle where da thug was bein treated fo' pneumonia.

Mista Mutha****in Mandela was tha ghetto's first black prez up in tha 1990s n' is peeped by nuff as daddy of tha nation.

hatrickpatrick

up in tha Premier League

If this was a You Laugh You Lose thread, I've already lost on the second line of the first link

smurgen

Miss Lockhart wrote: »

Thanks for this. I can't breathe from laughing and I've tears streaming down my face.

one of the funniest things i've seen on boards for a long time. who ever invented that is a genius!

m.j.w

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guardian.co.uk%2Fworld%2F2013%2Fapr%2F08%2Fnorth-korean-nuclear-test-preparations&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit


Uptown Korea suspected of preparin fo' nuclear test

Downtown Korean posse says there is signs tha regime is gettin locked n loaded fo' what tha **** would be its fourth nuclear weapon test

Uptown Korea could be preparin ta conduct a gangbangin' fourth nuclear test, followin signz of activitizzle all up in tha ghettoz main testin crib, Downtown Koreaz unification minister, Ryoo Kihl-jae, holla'd on Monday.

VinLieger

Paul O Connels dunkadelic perfizzle yesterday
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fthescore.thejournal.ie%2Fim-so-proud-it-means-so-much-to-these-young-guys-paul-oconnell-860982-Apr2013%2F&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Also **** you for posting this while im still in work :P could you not have waited an hour?

Pushtrak

"When one thug suffers from a thugged-out delusion it is called insanity; when nuff playas suffer from a thugged-out delusion it is called religion."
- Robert Pirsig (1948-)

"Only two thangs is infinite, tha universe n' human stupidity, n' I'm not shizzle bout tha former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"A lie gets halfway around tha ghetto before tha truth has a cold-ass lil chizzle to get its baggy-ass pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"Yo ass may not be horny bout war, but war is horny bout yo thugged-out ass."
- Leon Trotsky (1879-1940)


"I do not feel obliged ta believe dat tha same Dogg whoz ass has endowed our asses wit sense, reason, n' intellect has intended our asses ta forgo their use."
- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"Our thugged-out asses is all atheists bout most of tha godz humanitizzle has eva believed in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Some of our asses just go one god further."
- Ricky Dawkins (1941-)

"If you can't git rid of tha skeleton up in yo' closet, you'd dopest teach it ta dance."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"Whenever I climb I be followed by a thugged-out dawg called 'Ego'."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

GastroBoy

The Great Irish Famine in all its hilarity!!!

http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)&sa=U&ei=V-5iUc-VJumd0QXphID4Bw&ved=0CBgQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNGwcvomFrokFt3B5hXkir-Rh34FAA