Things People Say That Annoy You

BobbyPropane

Amazing.

CAN SOMEONE COME UP WITH A NEW WORD FOR WHEN SOMETHING IS AMAZING PLEASE !!! Every celebrity and person won't shut up saying things are amazing...

Off topic but bun is a funny word

cantdecide

"I guess" replacing "I suppose".

Was there something wrong with the latter?

People who describe themselves as 'alternative' and 'open minded' but are just gullible and easily convinced.

Homeopathy fans, I'm looking at YOU. <<<< >>>>

cantdecide

cantdecide wrote: »

"I guess" replacing "I suppose".

Was there something wrong with the latter?

I suppose not, I guess.

Julius Seizure

lack of .. words.

"Are you going cinema"
"Eh no, I'm going to the cinema thank you very much"

"Going Disco?"

or the worst..

"H'O's?"
I mean what is an honest'opinion and what's it posessing?

Humans eh!

When people finish a sentence with the word 'so'

Usually dragged out as in 'sooooo'

People do it all the time, Grrrr.

GLaDOS

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

'Literally' whereas the person means 'figuratively'. "I literally died laughing". No you didn't you moron.

Also 'almost literally'. Something is either literal or it isn't.

Was reading a article about the closure of HMV and they quoted someone from facebook who claimed to be "literally gutted" about it. Messy!

cantdecide

Candie wrote: »

People who describe themselves as 'alternative' and 'open minded' but are just gullible and easily convinced.

Homeopathy fans, I'm looking at YOU. <<<< >>>>

My chakra:(

cantdecide

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Was reading a article about the closure of HMV and they quoted someone from facebook who claimed to be "literally gutted" about it. Messy!

Like a guy I once met who got his car fixed and the garage "literally raped" him:eek:

Irish Guitarist

'The big freeze' to describe frosty or snowy weather around December or January. In my day it was called 'winter'.

MaxSteele

"Mum". :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

You're Irish. She is referred to as either Mam or Ma.

"Progressive" overly used by self proclaimed "open minded" twats who can't fathom someone elses more conservative view or opinion on a topic.

Emmacash

When you convince someone that their way of thinking is wrong and they reply with
'ah yer, I know buhh...'

Arghh!

cantdecide

cantdecide wrote: »

My chakra:(

Its a right pain in the chakra.:)

Feathers

Emmacash wrote: »

When you convince someone that their way of thinking is wrong and they reply with
'ah yer, I know buhh...'

Arghh!

Normally that's when you haven't convinced someone, but they want you to stop trying

CorsetIsTight

"It's well for some."

Usually said by the sort of person who can't bear to see anyone else being happy.

Absolutezero

Banter. Bants. Having the Bants. The word died years ago. Let it rest in peace.

Kerrigooney

"Long story short"

Usually used at the end of a mind numbingly boring story that's gone on for 10 mins.

Why didn't you make the long story short 10 minutes ago you prick?

B.A._Baracus

"sambo" & "brekkie"

Just poncy words I think.

strobe

When one person in a couple says "we're pregnant" or "we're trying to get pregnant"...

...Oh really, both of you huh? And here was me with no idea you two were fucking hermaphrodites.

Cunts.

janja

In anyway grrrrrrrr

Pat Mustard

strobe wrote: »

When one person in a couple says "we're pregnant" or "we're trying to get pregnant"...

...Oh really, both of you huh? And here was me with no idea you two were fucking hermaphrodites.

Cunts.

Ah, the rage. Brilliant.

Moll'll fix it

'Bits and bobs' like when you ask somebody if they are all set for Christmas they answer 'just a few more bits and bobs' to do...

Pat Mustard

People who are not religious who say that they are spiritual.

Clowns.

ElvisChrist6

Czarcasm wrote: »

This being a phrase I use a lot, I believe you misunderstand it's meaning-

"I could care less...", implies that if one cared at all, they could care less, the implied meaning being that they don't care at all. It's sarcasm.

"I couldn't...", implies that they do actually care, but they could care less.

Medusa22

'Pre drinks' is a phrase which makes me incredibly angry. How can you 'pre drink' something? Ridiculous. Totes is not a word, spell 'totally' you lazy arsehole. A friend of mine told me that she needed a DMC and I asked her what the hell that meant, apparently it means a 'deep, meaningful conversation'. I almost choked on my own vomit.

Thwip!

When someone drops money when paying for an item and says "There's luck between us"

Yeah... because all the lucky f#ckers i know are dropping money :rolleyes:

brenn7475

Medusa22 wrote: »

'Pre drinks' is a phrase which makes me incredibly angry. How can you 'pre drink' something? Ridiculous. Totes is not a word, spell 'totally' you lazy arsehole. A friend of mine told me that she needed a DMC and I asked her what the hell that meant, apparently it means a 'deep, meaningful conversation'. I almost choked on my own vomit.

U Totes need 2 Chillax Medusa

Larianne

"Thanks hun"

"Thanks pet"

:mad:

repsol

"new Irish" .Someone who entered the country illegally from some God forsaken kip in order to claim social welfare is not "new Irish".

Amirani

Information Systems lecturer of mine is particularly fond of talking about hardware, software and fecking persware. That is 'person-ware' or the people aspect of an information system. Disgusts me.

ChippingSodbury

How come nobody's mentioned all of those nouns that have been turned into verbs???
e.g. to leverage something.

And, to a previous poster, it looks like "amazing" is being replaced by "awesome". In my day, things were awesome if they were truly incredible and happened only once in a blue moon, not every cup of coffee made from a machine (probably with beans a camel shat out or something like that...) etc.

narddog

Can't stand when people say "pardon my french". What the fcuk does that mean? Are the French noted cursers?

Da Shins Kelly

strobe wrote: »

When one person in a couple says "we're pregnant" or "we're trying to get pregnant"...

...Oh really, both of you huh? And here was me with no idea you two were fucking hermaphrodites.

Cunts.

Oh Jesus. This.

cantdecide

"I'm not being smart but..."

At least they're literally not being smart:rolleyes:

twistyj

Im not going to get into them now as there is too many to list but

all the Americanisms and Britishisms that Irish people loved to use now.

I dont know if they dont reallise it or that they are embarrassed to speak in their native accent or they just dont know what it is to be Irish anymore.

In my opinion, Ireland is having a serious identity crisis.

cantdecide

"Sharing is caring". Always in that tone...

MJ23

"i was going to"
"i should have"
"says you"
Words like...... Sahurrda, buhhur, washer (water), begorrah, janey mac

Meangadh

Snow Leopard wrote: »

Frape.

Grrrrrrr.

Yeah I know, I just didn't know what else to call it!

If you're going to do it to someone, it had better be absolutely hilarious and original. Otherwise, don't bother. It's always the same stuff- they're gay, or in love with someone, or a girl declaring she has a penis, or someone declaring they have some sort of STD. Wow. Groundbreaking comedy right there.

Omackeral

Happy out.

Out fcuking where?!!?!?

RossPaws

"Over-exaggerate" is something people always seem to say and it makes me want to hurt them. Just say exaggerate!

Also "Storrrry bud."

ballygowan1

Its euro not euros. That really annoys me.

Also people who say 'I done it' instead of 'I did it'.

Custardpi

ballygowan1 wrote: »

Its euro not euros. That really annoys me.

"Official practice for English-language EU legislation is to use the words euro and cent as both singular and plural, although the European Commission's Directorate-General for Translation states that the plural forms euros and cents should be used in English".

Source

Medusa22

I'm pleased that everyone seems to be filled with as much bile and rage as me. Another phrase that annoys me is ''same difference'' and people who say 'LOL' in real life and the word 'amazeballs' makes me want to rock back and forth in a corner. Ah, that was cathartic.

latenia

'Chicken' as a term of endearment, often used by lower class fag hags.

Chun Li

"No recession in that house"

Pherekydes

Feathers wrote: »

I hate people who go out of their way to pronounce words in the 'proper' way. Yes, it's espresso not expresso but when people start putting on a lisp to say Barcelona or with croissant — as an English loan word, there's no 'q' and there is a 't'.

Pronouncing words correctly is now a bad thing? Who knew?

Also, people who say "Who knew?" gets on my (ample) tits.

Irishcrx

'Ya know like'...like...like...'ya know whatimean'...ya know....like....ya knowhwatimean....ya know...yaknowwhatimean'

'bud'

'son'

'youngfella'

'Good lad'

'Well boy'

ya know what i mean?

coolhull

"at this moment in time"
"I'm glad you said that"
"yeah, right"

iDave

Adding 'much' onto words or sentences for no reason i.e Happy much.
Please die.

iDave

Immigrants in the UK who are intent on the butchering the language with this sort of talk 'cause I is black' or 'I didn't do nuffingck'