Chelsea Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2013/14

Andersonisgod

Van Ginkel having his best game do far.

Wallace so unlucky, great engine.

Goal! Hazard does so well, Ramires with a thumping finish.

RichT

Ba scores after ramieres shot is parried

3-0

Andersonisgod

Ba goal! So this is going well.

Panthro

Bring on the new season!

RichT

Should ave been 4.

Hazard took an age to decide what to do.

Sell him!

Panthro

RichT wrote: »

Should ave been 4.

Hazard took an age to decide what to do.

Sell him!

Swap deal with Liverpool for Suar...?
Just kidding!

GavRedKing

RichT wrote: »

Should ave been 4.

Hazard took an age to decide what to do.

Sell him!

I wouldnt sell Hazard for anybody other then Messi, no lies.

RichT

4-0

JT from Betrand cross (via Cahill flick on)

Andersonisgod

Haha seriously Mourinho influenced goal.

RichT

GavRedKing wrote: »

I wouldnt sell Hazard for anybody other then Messi, no lies.

Messi + 30M...... Would really have to give that consderation!

GavRedKing

RichT wrote: »

Messi + 30M...... Would really have to give that consderation!

I suppose if that was the case we'd have to, at a push. :pac:

Andersonisgod

Hazard had a quiet (by his standards) first two games in this pre season but he's been electric tonight. As always when he is in this form, a joy to watch.

I agree with Gav and Rich, bar Messi (and even then I'd seriously have to think about it) I wouldn't swap him for anyone. Just imagine if he had ended up at Man City or Man Utd.

GavRedKing

Andersonisgod wrote: »

Hazard had a quiet (by his standards) first two games in this pre season but he's been electric tonight. As always when he is in this form, a joy to watch.

I agree with Gav and Rich, bar Messi (and even then I'd seriously have to think about it) I wouldn't swap him for anyone. Just imagine if he had ended up at Man City or Man Utd.

That was one of the best things about winnign the UCL, it meant Hazard considered us and then we offered him mental money to ensure his signature.

Despite it being a huge cost the guy's potential ability is crazy when you think of how good he is currently and hes only 22.

Technically hes gifted and his vision is top notch.

I loved that he said Jose would make him a better player and to be more clinical, thats frightening for the rest of England and Europe, a Hazard that combines more goals and assists to an already bursting locker of tricks and talent.

RichT

Andersonisgod wrote: »

Hazard ......... Just imagine if he had ended up at Man City or Man Utd.

Panthro

Difficult not to compare Lukaku to a certain Drogba.
Such power and pace, he can just brush defenders aside.

RichT

5-0

Great goal by Traore!!

RichT

6-0

Lukaku!

Andersonisgod

Cracking goal, Hazard's pass, Ivanovic( i think)picking out Traore and his finish was curled into the corner.

Goal! F*** it, I've a serious man crush for Hazard, bloody brilliant. Fine header by Lukaku.

RichT

Schwarzer, Ianovic, Kalas Lukaku, Essien, Cole, Traroe, all on for 2nd half

RichT

7-0

rameries from 20 yards!

Andersonisgod

7-0 Ramires scores again. Tough not to get excited.

GavRedKing

The more games Lukaku gets, the more I think we dont really need Rooney.

RichT

Josh, Piazon and Feruz on now

GavRedKing

Andersonisgod wrote: »

7-0 Ramires scores again. Tough not to get excited.

I woudlnt get carried away, a harder test awaits in America agaisnt better teams.

This leg, while mainly about PR for our Asian sponsors, is all about fitness for the squad.

RichT

8-0

Lukaku! (pull back by Piazon)

Andersonisgod

That loan really worked out for Lukaku, he's looking monstrous. 8-0

Johner

It's hard to believe Lukaku is 20! He is going to be world class.

GavRedKing

Lukaku > Drogba.

/Runs


Although in all seriousness he could be an absolute bull for us upfront next season.

Johner

8-1? Mourinho OUT!

Andersonisgod

GavRedKing wrote: »

I woudlnt get carried away, a harder test awaits in America agaisnt better teams.

This leg, while mainly about PR for our Asian sponsors, is all about fitness for the squad.

Absolutely, but it's great to see the likes of De Bruyne, Lukaku, Schurrle and Van Ginkel add to the likes of Hazard and Ramires. Then there's Mata, Oscar and Torres to come back too.

Comeback is on..

GavRedKing

Johner wrote: »

It's hard to believe Lukaku is 20! He is going to be world class.

He is, hes got everything you want from a CF really.

While hes green to the UCL he'll be able for the EPL.

Johner wrote: »

8-1? Mourinho OUT!

SACKED IN THE MORNING, BRING BACK RAFA.

Who was on goal?

rarnes1 wrote: »

Comeback is on..

My Footmob app has the score down as TBD, nice chap I heard.

GavRedKing

Villa game is now on Wednesday night at 7;45 August 21st.

My birthday, better be a birthday 3 points.

Panthro

You're going to be in an absolute HAPE on the 22nd Aug so Gav!:D

hots

Great performance there, some good football played... Lukaku looking the part completely and Traore impressing again. Thought Ess looked pretty decent too, only negative was thought Kalas looked poor.

GavRedKing

Panthro wrote: »

You're going to be in an absolute HAPE on the 22nd Aug so Gav!:D

Buddy is a Villa fan so could be heading over.

grumpymunster

GavRedKing wrote: »

Villa game is now on Wednesday night at 7;45 August 21st.

My birthday, better be a birthday 3 points.

Thats good should have 6 points in the bag going to ManU if they dont win at Swansea (and not that easy a place to go) could be a little pressure on Moyes excellent.

Gonzovision

CarloFan@CarloFan now
Mourinho has confirmed that Lampard, Schurrle & De Bruyne will be able to work/train with the rest of the team on Monday.

RichT

chelseaaremagic wrote: »

having seen de bruyne's knee injury i will place my house on it he has cruciate knee ligament damage could be out for the season;his knee totally flexed the wrong way......

Gonzovision wrote: »

CarloFan@CarloFan now
Mourinho has confirmed that Lampard, Schurrle & De Bruyne will be able to work/train with the rest of the team on Monday.

When can we all move in?

Andersonisgod

RichT wrote: »

When can we all move in?

Dibs top bunk.

grumpymunster

Andersonisgod wrote: »

Dibs top bunk.

Warm air rises might be a bad call :-)

duploelabs

grumpymunster wrote: »

Warm air rises might be a bad call :-)

methane sinks

grumpymunster

Methane ain't the problem (odourless ) its the sulphides you need to worry about. Also you need to take into account methane is lighter than air the probable temperature being higher than air but more importantly the rate of flow more so if Guinness and curry are added to the equation. Also don't forget Boyle tells us a gas will expand to fill a space or container so........................

I want the bed by the window :-)

GavRedKing

Could be sorting out tickets for the Villa game soon, the Villa supporting buddy has a Chelsea supporting mate who could be offering up 2 ST's for the game.

duploelabs

grumpymunster wrote: »

Methane ain't the problem (odourless ) its the sulphides you need to worry about. Also you need to take into account methane is lighter than air the probable temperature being higher than air but more importantly the rate of flow more so if Guinness and curry are added to the equation. Also don't forget Boyle tells us a gas will expand to fill a space or container so........................

I want the bed by the window :-)

Good to see, for once, we've nothing better to talk about that the thermodynamics of farts

GavRedKing

duploelabs wrote: »

Good to see, for once, we've nothing better to talk about that the thermodynamics of farts

So......Rooney or Suarez?

:pac:

grumpymunster

duploelabs wrote: »

Good to see, for once, we've nothing better to talk about that the thermodynamics of farts

It's been a long long close season.

It look's like our business is done.

And it is more interesting than Cesc, Rooney and Suarez.

Now anyone got any info on the velocity or is that directly linked to the pressure build up depending upon quantity of Guinness drank and curry's eaten?

GavRedKing

I wouldnt be surprsied to see us sign another player although I reckon it hinges on what Utd do regarding Cesc, if they get him I reckon Rooney will be shipped out.

GavRedKing

Last year we scored 56% of our home goals at home in the 1st half, whcih was the best in the league, onthe flip side 44% in the 2nd half is the worse in the league.

At home we let in as many in the 1st half as we did in the 2nd half, 50/50.

grumpymunster

Anybody heard of this chap?

http://www.sambafoot.com/en/news/50436_chelsea_make_offer_for_botafogo_defender_doria_-_report.html?