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What is the funniest thing/joke that you child has said to you?

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  • 17-01-2013 1:28pm
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    hollster2
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    Mine was this morning my 3 year old came up to me and said mummy can i tell you a joke so he started......

    My son: Knock Knock
    Me: Whos there
    My son: boob
    Me: boob who (this point wondering what the hell hes gonna come out with)
    My son: can you feed me please

    I nearly fell down with the laughter

    (Havent a clue where he heard it lol :))


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    the groutch
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    not my own kid, but heard this in a supermarket

    Mother: don't eat that yet, we have to pay the lady first
    Kid: what if it's a man?


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    [Deleted User]
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    Moved from After Hours

    Parenting forum charter now applies, read before posting.


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    youtube!
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    hollster2 wrote: »
    Mine was this morning my 3 year old came up to me and said mummy can i tell you a joke so he started......

    My son: Knock Knock
    Me: Whos there
    My son: boob
    Me: boob who (this point wondering what the hell hes gonna come out with)
    My son: can you feed me please

    I nearly fell down with the laughter

    (Havent a clue where he heard it lol :))




    I dont get it? :confused::confused:


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