Trivial things that annoy you

keano2012

having to be nice and friendly to everyone in the office. even worse having to listen to other people laugh at the boss' stupid jokes....so fake. why cant we just be normal in the office!

riclad

ITS getting ridiculous ,every 2 weeks ,someone calls around after 6pm,
do you want to change over broadband,esb,gas etc
i presume they are paid on a comission,
I HAVE to spend 3minutes telling them ,i won,t switch over.
Could i get a sign, i,m happy with all my providers,i ,ll switch when hell freezes over,OK.

if you ever shared a house,
There,s always one stupid,lazy flatmate who never does any cleaning ,
and never takes your milk ,coffee etc
or cooks a large meal,
and FORGETS , to clean the plates ,frying pan,spoons etc
OR trys to have his girlfriend over or 3 nights a week.

Dostoevsky

Today:

I had often heard that a certain country bans particular websites. Seeing is believing. The country I'm currently in refuses to allow me to use either Google Maps or Google Streetview, both of which would be incredibly useful for me because I know places and areas but not names and Streetview in particular would allow me to find out exactly what I need. It also refuses to allow me use Youtube, even to watch a simple documentary on how to do things like put a homepage button on Google Chrome for this IPad (that button was added no bother on the laptop in Ireland). Ireland's not so bad!

Apple Safari sucks big time, too, especially not being able to use its URL bar as a search engine a la Chrome.

Ihatecuddles-old

riclad wrote: »

if you ever shared a house,
There,s always one stupid,lazy flatmate who never does any cleaning ,
and never takes your milk ,coffee etc
or cooks a large meal,
and FORGETS , to clean the plates ,frying pan,spoons etc
OR trys to have his girlfriend over or 3 nights a week.

What's wrong with having the girlfriend over 3 nights a week?

1ZRed

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

What's wrong with having the girlfriend over 3 nights a week?

The loud sex they have drowns out the sound of him sobbing while masturbating alone in the dark corner of his bedroom. He can't be having that

Czarcasm

Dostoevsky wrote: »

Today:

I had often heard that a certain country bans particular websites. Seeing is believing. The country I'm currently in refuses to allow me to use either Google Maps or Google Streetview, both of which would be incredibly useful for me because I know places and areas but not names and Streetview in particular would allow me to find out exactly what I need. It also refuses to allow me use Youtube, even to watch a simple documentary on how to do things like put a homepage button on Google Chrome for this IPad (that button was added no bother on the laptop in Ireland). Ireland's not so bad!

Apple Safari sucks big time, too, especially not being able to use its URL bar as a search engine a la Chrome.

I don't know how technically minded you are, but China would be one of those countries where the Government block websites on a whim. You can get around this if using proxies, or, if you have access to a VPN for your company e-mail, you could use that method.

Ihatecuddles-old

1ZRed wrote: »

The loud sex they have drowns out the sound of him sobbing while masturbating alone in the dark corner of his bedroom. He can't be having that

He described my ex in that entire paragraph. I'm just wondering if his housemates were annoyed that I was there so much.

We all get on well, drink together, stay up late playing games...now I'm paranoid!

1ZRed

riclad wrote: »

ITS getting ridiculous ,every 2 weeks ,someone calls around after 6pm,
do you want to change over broadband,esb,gas etc
i presume they are paid on a comission,
I HAVE to spend 3minutes telling them ,i won,t switch over.
Could i get a sign, i,m happy with all my providers,i ,ll switch when hell freezes over,OK.

if you ever shared a house,
There,s always one stupid,lazy flatmate who never does any cleaning ,
and never takes your milk ,coffee etc
or cooks a large meal,
and FORGETS , to clean the plates ,frying pan,spoons etc
OR trys to have his girlfriend over or 3 nights a week.

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

He described my ex in that entire paragraph. I'm just wondering if his housemates were annoyed that I was there so much.

We all get on well, drink together, stay up late playing games...now I'm paranoid!

And you never even had the common courtesy to take his milk or coffee? He's very upset about that btw, the poor lad is inconsolable.

What a scummy way to treat someone, you should feel paranoid!

Ihatecuddles-old

1ZRed wrote: »

And you never even had the common courtesy to take his milk or coffee? He's very upset about that btw.

What a scummy way to treat someone, you should feel paranoid!

I took his milk and coffee numerous times. I'm willing to bet my ex never replaced it.

Sabotaged me

Lucena

1ZRed wrote: »

The loud sex they have drowns out the sound of him sobbing while masturbating alone in the dark corner of his bedroom. He can't be having that

I've been doing it wrong for years, I thought I was meant to do it in my bed!

maguic24

I woke up at 5am this morning to the sound of birds chirping. They continued to chirp their chirp all through the morning. I now want to kill myself I'm that tired. Birds, what are you doing? Birds, STOP! I get really irrationally angry, especially when it's hot and sweaty and I have to close the window to blank out their f*cking chirps.

kunst nugget

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

He described my ex in that entire paragraph. I'm just wondering if his housemates were annoyed that I was there so much.

We all get on well, drink together, stay up late playing games...now I'm paranoid!

I'm intrigued. Tell me more about these late night games…

Czarcasm

One day I WILL remember to do up the zip on my pants before I leave the house!

Every, frickin', morning! :mad:

Lucena

Czarcasm wrote: »

One day I WILL remember to do up the zip on my pants before I leave the house!

Every, frickin', morning! :mad:

The defendant may now step down.

Ihatecuddles-old

kunst nugget wrote: »

I'm intrigued. Tell me more about these late night games…

Clag and pictionary, not that exciting :P

kunst nugget

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Clag and pictionary, not that exciting :P

I had not heard of clag so I looked it up and the urban dictionary tells me:

clag
when arse hair gets matted together with sh¡t when you don't wipe your bottom properly.
i had to soak the clag in the bath before i could pull it off
(it was still painful though)

I'm traumatised thinking how this fits into games activity…

OldNotWIse

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Clag and pictionary, not that exciting :P

Or when two of the hairs get knotted together at the end :eek:

Aglomerado

kunst nugget wrote: »

I had not heard of clag so I looked it up and the urban dictionary tells me:



I'm traumatised thinking how this fits into games activity…

Hmmm. Newton's Cradle type things?

dub_skav

You see it in threads the odd time, how some people refer to the collective population of After Hours - AHers.

I actually say it in my head, After Hoursers, hurts my brain

Aglomerado

Moar clags:

This invention says it all:

Mr Benevolent

kunst nugget wrote: »

I'm traumatised thinking how this fits into games activity…

Easy. You use the clag to create a Pictionary clue.

kunst nugget

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

Easy. You use the clag to create a Pictionary clue.

Pooptionary?

Green Giant

the acronym YOLO

Ihatecuddles-old

Jesus lads, its a card game though your suggestions are infinitely more exciting.

kunst nugget

Green Giant wrote: »

the acronym YOLO

Young Ones Love Oral?

Ted_YNWA

kunst nugget wrote: »

Young Ones Love Oral?

Similar to the actual meaning.

You Only Live Once

shruikan2553

true-or-false wrote: »

Whether you're leaving soon or not - you shouldn't be putting up with that!

Lock your room, keep all your stuff in there. Including your toilet roll. She wants broadband advice? Say no. Wants a go on your computer? Say no.

I lock my room now. Also working late is great too. I'll use the extra time worked to get a day off

passremarkable wrote: »

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Anything my new housemate does. I wouldnt have minded these things at the start or now and again but it has been weeks and they are constant.

Takes my toilet roll from my en suite (goes through about a roll a week) so today I sat down to do my business and when finished I look over to see I cant wipe my ass.

what did you do??

I waddle out of the toilet with my trousers around my ankle until I found a piece of kitchen roll I had from when I had maple syrup in the room for pancakes. Otherwise I would of been ******

elfy4eva

passremarkable wrote: »

I waddle out of the toilet with my trousers around my ankle until I found a piece of kitchen roll I had from when I had maple syrup in the room for pancakes. Otherwise I would of been ******

The old "Trouble Shuffle" we've all been there.

I hate grown assed women putting on a teenagers/childs girly voice.

Not cute ladies.:rolleyes:

Pumpkinseeds

I hate people who chew with their mouths open. Especially when they're walking down the street doing it, and you see a gaping mouth full of masticated food coming at you. I mean for Christ's sake, how can these people make it past childhood without learning to eat properly, it's disgusting?