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Trivial things that annoy you

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    #3422
    Corvo Attano
    Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Respect for OldNotWIse for pointing this out.


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    #3423
    zl1whqvjs75cdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,042 ✭✭✭zl1whqvjs75cdy


    Advice and advise. People seem incapable of picking the right one.


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    #3424
    Minderbinder
    Registered Users Posts: 2,030 ✭✭✭Minderbinder


    Comedy central adverts for Live at the Apollo. It's like they never end.


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    #3425
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Corvo Attano wrote: »
    Respect for OldNotWIse for pointing this out.


    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::pac:


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    #3426
    Dostoevsky
    Registered Users Posts: 1,023 ✭✭✭Dostoevsky


    1) People who, when you're in a tour with a guide, keep rabbiting on as if they are experts and refuse to allow the actual tour guide to speak uninterrupted and enlighten us with facts.

    2) People who do precisely the same when you're a student in a class and they keep trying to show off to the extent that they impede the ability of the person who is giving the course to teach it.


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    #3427
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    What gave you the right to put up your hand and stop me in your stupid fuckin high-vis jacket? Nothing behind me for an age but you chose now to let that 4 wheel-drive with a digger on the trailer out on the road!
    You're only a fuckin lackey with a helmet for a brain. Is your name Noddy or something with those dopey boots?

    Only fucking thing important you'll ever get to do in life is clean someone's manhole you scrawny pillock.


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    #3428
    iwantmydinner
    Registered Users Posts: 3,246 ✭✭✭iwantmydinner


    Road markings that are messed up because someone drove over them while they were still wet. I drive past a load of them on my way to work every day... Kills me.


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    #3429
    Corvo Attano
    Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    You're only a fuckin lackey with a helmet for a brain. Is your name Noddy or something with those dopey boots?

    Only fucking thing important you'll ever get to do in life is clean someone's manhole you scrawny pillock.

    People who act all high and mighty and think they are worth more than everyone else. They have a job to do. Get over yourself.


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    #3430
    Corvo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,693 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Corvo Attano wrote: »
    People who act all high and mighty and think they are worth more than everyone else. They have a job to do. Get over yourself.

    People who take my username!

    I AM THE REAL CORVO!


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    #3431
    Corvo Attano
    Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Well this is awkward. Care for a Tyvian brandy?


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    #3432
    Corvo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,693 ✭✭✭Corvo


    <Blinks out of thread>

    :pac:


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    #3433
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    The fucking twitches I get at night when I'm giving up smoking. Big fucking full body twitches that wake me up when I'm half asleep. Going back on the smokes. Blacken my lungs the fuck up.


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    #3434
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Corvo Attano wrote: »
    People who act all high and mighty and think they are worth more than everyone else. They have a job to do. Get over yourself.

    People who think assume they know all the facts before opening their gob.

    Know it alls who never listen.


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    #3435
    Corvo Attano
    Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    I read the statement. The guy was doing his job and you call him worthless basically. I wouldnt give a **** if the pope was driving your car they were doing their job.


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    #3436
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Listen again. You don't know the facts.


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    #3437
    Dostoevsky
    Registered Users Posts: 1,023 ✭✭✭Dostoevsky


    People who assume you're wealthy because you're "white", and treat you wrongly because of that assumption.


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    #3438
    Vito Corleone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    I hate when people don't give all the facts. :pac:


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    #3439
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    I hate it when others piggy back my ramblings in search of thanks.

    This builder has the whole town held up the last week even though there are Gardai directing traffic 40 yards up the road from him.


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    #3440
    Corvo Attano
    Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    What gave you the right to put up your hand and stop me in your stupid fuckin high-vis jacket?
    Would you prefer that tractors with heavy loads just pulled on to the road? People have died because of that. What he is doing increases safety and reduces road deaths. Visibility in a tractor is surprisingly limited.
    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    Nothing behind me for an age but you chose now to let that 4 wheel-drive with a digger on the trailer out on the road!
    Could he see that? What was the situation? I don't have all the facts because you're not giving them. It has to come out some time and its best when there is little or no traffic. How long had he waited before you came along? How many had he let by?
    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    You're only a fuckin lackey with a helmet for a brain. Is your name Noddy or something with those dopey boots?

    Only fucking thing important you'll ever get to do in life is clean someone's manhole you scrawny pillock.

    And then you take of on this litany of abuse like a petulant child. Grow up. Delays happen. What have you done thats so great for us all?


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    #3441
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Incessant thanks whores.

    On ignore, you don't like my rants, don't read them.


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    #3442
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    'Hip to waste ratio'. :(


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    #3443
    simonsays1
    Registered Users Posts: 221 ✭✭simonsays1


    3-People shoveling food into them. o dear God. Stop please
    2-Speaking with your mouth full! Christ

    1-To top it all off- yawning aloud!
    I think I could set myself on fire during these moments!!


    Why are things so bad for some more then others?
    Are we all reminded of people we dislike?


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    #3444
    Corvo Attano
    Registered Users Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    Incessant thanks whores.

    On ignore, you don't like my rants, don't read them.

    I see that attitude isnt just for the road then.


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    #3445
    languagenerd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    When you have a really vivid dream (any sort of dream, get yer minds out of the gutter :pac:) and still feel angry/sad/guilty/irritated/awkward about it when you wake up. Hate spending half a day being angry at someone for something they didn't actually do :p


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    #3446
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    languagenerd wrote: »
    When you have a really vivid dream (any sort of dream, get yer minds out of the gutter :pac:) and still feel angry/sad/guilty/irritated/awkward about it when you wake up. Hate spending half a day being angry at someone for something they didn't actually do :p


    Just woke with a start there myself! Hate waking up really suddenly :(


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    #3447
    SuperGrover
    Registered Users Posts: 990 ✭✭✭SuperGrover


    low and behold.

    Lo. Lo. FFS it's lo!!!

    Stop getting Bond wrong!


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    #3448
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    languagenerd wrote: »
    When you have a really vivid dream (any sort of dream, get yer minds out of the gutter :pac:) and still feel angry/sad/guilty/irritated/awkward about it when you wake up. Hate spending half a day being angry at someone for something they didn't actually do :p


    Or when someone is p1ssed with you for something you "did" in their dream... My OH does this, and when I try to defend myself she says "well you must have done something to make me have that dream in the first place" :mad: Oh the injustice...


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    #3449
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Or when someone is p1ssed with you for something you "did" in their dream... My OH does this, and when I try to defend myself she says "well you must have done something to make me have that dream in the first place" :mad: Oh the injustice...

    If anyone said that crap to me they'd be kicked out. Couldn't listen the that, not even once :L


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    #3450
    December2012
    Registered Users Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Or when someone is p1ssed with you for something you "did" in their dream... My OH does this, and when I try to defend myself she says "well you must have done something to make me have that dream in the first place" :mad: Oh the injustice...

    Apparently people in our dream are different facets of the dreamers personality. So she did it to herself!


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    #3451
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    December2012 wrote: »
    Apparently people in our dream are different facets of the dreamers personality. So she did it to herself!

    Really? I guess I'm just incredibly sexy then…


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