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Trivial things that annoy you

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    #4352
    vitani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,824 ✭✭✭vitani


    Jake1 wrote: »
    When the cream cracker breaks before you put it on the slice of bread . Drives me f***ing mental

    Cracker sandwiches?


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    #4353
    [Deleted User]
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    BeerWolf wrote: »
    You put cream crackers on your bread...? :confused:

    No, shock absorber. I mean the slice of bread acts as a shock absorber so the cracker dosent break.
    But sometimes the cracker breaks before you even get it onto the bread.
    Example you butter cracker on counter , bread board, whatever. The cracker usually breaks. So if you put it on a slice of bread it usually doesnt.


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    #4354
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Jake1 wrote: »
    When the cream cracker breaks before you put it on the slice of bread . Drives me f***ing mental


    WTF are you putting crackers on bread for?


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    #4355
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Jake1 wrote: »
    No, shock absorber. I mean the slice of bread acts as a shock absorber so the cracker dosent break.
    But sometimes the cracker breaks before you even get it onto the bread.
    Example you butter cracker on counter , bread board, whatever. The cracker usually breaks. So if you put it on a slice of bread it usually doesnt.


    That's actually rather clever! :eek:

    Which side do you butter? The smooth side or the bubbly side? :pac:


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    #4356
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Jake1 wrote: »
    No, shock absorber. I mean the slice of bread acts as a shock absorber so the cracker dosent break.
    But sometimes the cracker breaks before you even get it onto the bread.
    Example you butter cracker on counter , bread board, whatever. The cracker usually breaks. So if you put it on a slice of bread it usually doesnt.


    Man up and eat the f**king cracker


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    #4357
    efb
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    people that put the year they were born in their username efb80 pah!


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    #4358
    OldNotWIse
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    conorhal wrote: »
    Yeah, but consider how amusing it's going to be when the little darling hits her teenage years and rebels againt all that helicopter parenting and becomes a pot smoking mini-slag with more tattoo's then Amy Winehouse.
    Then whenever you ask 'so how's that precious little darling of yours these days?' you can enjoy their squirming discomfort as all they have to say is 'fine, she's fine..'


    Not sure....she comes from a long line of "box tickers". You know the ones. The kind who never put a foot wrong. When we were kids, my mum used to come back from their house like an antichrist because their house was spotless. No toys strewn around. Perfect little princesses with handmade clothes. Good at everything in school. Played sport. Had two boyfriends each in their lives - the first they met at 16 and were childhood sweethearts for two years then broke up and remained best friends. The second became fiance. Exactly like that. BF-Fiance-House-Marriage-Baby in that order only or else! In fact, I've started to hate the Christmas party because I always feel so...out of place :mad:


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    #4359
    Fred Swanson
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    #4360
    o1s1n
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    Master of the Universe


    efb wrote: »
    people that put the year they were born in their username efb80 pah!

    That always makes me feel like an old fart when I see someone with something like 'username1995'

    'but they're not old enough to be on the interne....oh'


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    #4361
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    o1s1n wrote: »
    That always makes me feel like an old fart when I see someone with something like 'username1995'

    'but they're not old enough to be on the interne....oh'

    Or the word "Cortina" in it......don't get me started


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    #4362
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    Czarcasm wrote: »
    That's actually rather clever! :eek:

    Which side do you butter? The smooth side or the bubbly side? :pac:

    Oh the bubbly side, more room for absorbsion by the butter :)))


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    #4363
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Jake1 wrote: »
    Oh the bubbly side, more room for absorbsion by the butter :)))

    :eek:


    Contravershall... :pac:


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    #4364
    aisr1ofk43dpy5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭aisr1ofk43dpy5


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    People that misspell words like boy as Bhoy to make themselves sound like a Scottish hardman.

    Know what ya mane boi :-)


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    #4365
    BeerWolf
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    Jake1 wrote: »
    No, shock absorber. I mean the slice of bread acts as a shock absorber so the cracker dosent break.
    But sometimes the cracker breaks before you even get it onto the bread.
    Example you butter cracker on counter , bread board, whatever. The cracker usually breaks. So if you put it on a slice of bread it usually doesnt.

    I think you should just butter, or whatever, your crackers with less force... :P


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    #4366
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    BeerWolf wrote: »
    I think you should just butter, or whatever, your crackers with less force... :P


    yeah , but its not like I bodyslam them onto the counter now either :D

    ( bet yiz all try this bread/cracker scenario, next time you want a cracker ) :)


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    #4367
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Jake1 wrote: »
    yeah , but its not like I bodyslam them onto the counter now either :D

    ( bet yiz all try this bread/cracker scenario, next time you want a cracker ) :)


    I certainly will anyway, but I don't think I'm brave enough just yet to try bubbly side buttered... :(


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    #4368
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    People yawning without covering their mouth.


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    #4369
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Every year when the tins of chocolates appear on the shelves I'm suspicious that the tins seem smaller, but Jesus when I saw them today they look ridiculously small. I don't think one box would last a small family for more than a day. You could hardly graze your way through Christmas week mindlessly shoveling choccies into your mouth on one tin alone. Then again that's probably a good thing:D


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    #4370
    hullaballoo
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    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I certainly will anyway, but I don't think I'm brave enough just yet to try bubbly side buttered... :(
    Mouth-spray!


    It's not his fault, but every time the guy sitting opposite me leaves his desk, his phone rings non-stop until seconds before he gets back. Losing it here.


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    #4371
    NegativeCreep
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    Clearing all the liquorice in Candy Crush but still having loads of jelly to remove :(
    I hate level 86 :/


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    #4372
    eisenberg1
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    LynnGrace wrote: »
    People yawning without covering their mouth.

    During a job interview....


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    #4373
    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,935 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    During a job interview....
    And they spelt Yawn with a H :D


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    #4374
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    hullaballoo wrote: »
    Mouth-spray!


    It's not his fault, but every time the guy sitting opposite me leaves his desk, his phone rings non-stop until seconds before he gets back. Losing it here.


    Ohh that drives me spare - The office phone might not ring for an hour in the morning, I decide I'll head out for a coffee and a smoke, and I've just lit up and taken the first drag when *ring ring*... It's not the smoke that turns the air blue as I storm back in to take the call! :pac:

    I'm thinking I'll just divert the office phone to my mobile altogether.


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    #4375
    Ace Attorney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Ace Attorney


    sitting in the dentists chair and regreting having onions on that sandwich at lunch, the Dentist is hawt and my breath has the strong pong of onions, doh!


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    #4376
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    hullaballoo wrote: »
    ...It's not his fault, but every time the guy sitting opposite me leaves his desk, his phone rings non-stop until seconds before he gets back. Losing it here.

    It is too his fault. Fukker's ringing his desk from a cellphone to make himself look busy.


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    #4377
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Thatdoesnt looksafe tome AHHHHHHH wrote: »
    sitting in the dentists chair and regreting having onions on that sandwich at lunch, the Dentist is hawt and my breath has the strong pong of onions, doh!

    I generally don't eat after breakfast, brushing after, should I have a dental appointment later that day...

    Why in God's name would you eat, of all things, onions... knowing you had a dental appointment!?


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    #4378
    Ace Attorney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Ace Attorney


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    I generally don't eat after breakfast, brushing after, should I have a dental appointment later that day...

    Why in God's name would you eat, of all things, onions... knowing you had a dental appointment!?

    thought I would have had time to go Home and use mouthwash and brush before the appointment, I didnt have time, now sexy Dentist woman prob thinks I dont look after me teeth and that I eat raw onions for dinner :(


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    #4379
    OhHiMark
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭OhHiMark


    jimgoose wrote: »
    It is too his fault. Fukker's ringing his desk from a cellphone to make himself look busy.

    A cellphone?


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    #4380
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OhHiMark wrote: »
    A cellphone?

    Yank for "mobile telephone". I was an infrastructure engineer at Motorola for seven years - cut me a little slack, maaan!! :D


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    #4381
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    During a job interview....

    That's bad! I was having a cup of coffee today in a shopping centre when the person at the next table decide to display their tonsils. Yeuch!


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