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Trivial things that annoy you

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    #5072
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    I wouldn't mind haha but I basically just pack shelves hahaha, I didn't think people used these phrases seriously, obviously comes with the handbook for being a manager for places like thsi


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    #5073
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Billy de Bollix wrote: »
    Just found a new one!!! R.T.E presenters pronounciation of Gardai as Gwuordee and Fine Gwuayel!! Ughhhhhh!!! End of rant.

    What about the reporter Pascal Sheehy (Plastic Sheeting) do you ever hear the sing song voice? I wonder does he ever listen to himself and ask wtf was goin there ...


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    #5074
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    People who use their bare hands to rummage through the rolls in the supermarket. FFS, what is the matter with them. Christ only knows where their hands have been and there they are handling and discarding the rolls deciding which ones they want.:mad:

    Probably one of the skangers with manky hands down the front of his crappy tracksuit:D


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    #5075
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Lucena wrote: »
    I've been using Lynx for years, and I'm not 15. However I've no idea what people around me think of it, so if people here are saying it's mank, it probably is.

    What should I replace it with?

    Brut.................you will be beating them off with a ****ty stick:cool:


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    #5076
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    I wouldn't mind haha but I basically just pack shelves hahaha, I didn't think people used these phrases seriously, obviously comes with the handbook for being a manager for places like thsi


    Comes with the handbook for being a c*nt ;)


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    #5077
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Management Visibility...Knowledge Process Outsourcing...Event Horizon...


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    #5078
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Management Visibility...Knowledge Process Outsourcing...Event Horizon...

    Blue Sky Thinking.


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    #5079
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    People who take the ear off you when you answer the phone.


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    #5080
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Fellas standing at the bar when there are loads of seats in the pub.
    Get out of the way, and stop letting those manky Guinness farts.


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    #5081
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    People who lick envelopes. There is something so disgusting and creepy and sexually predatory about it! I especially hate when old women do it. Lick lick, yack! When they make eye contact with you at the same time - makes me get sick in my mouth :P I really think licking envelopes should be banned, aside from the fact that the receiver has to then tear away a layer of your congealed, halitosic spit to get to whatever is inside. Just...wrong.


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    #5082
    OhHiMark
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭OhHiMark


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    People who lick envelopes. There is something so disgusting and creepy and sexually predatory about it! I especially hate when old women do it. Lick lick, yack! When they make eye contact with you at the same time - makes me get sick in my mouth :P I really think licking envelopes should be banned, aside from the fact that the receiver has to then tear away a layer of your congealed, halitosic spit to get to whatever is inside. Just...wrong.

    What should you do instead? Piss on it?

    Because that's what I've been doing.


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    #5083
    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    was in a mobile phone shop the other day and saw a poster for a new phone with 3-4 listed selling points, one of which was "rotating 5.0 megapixel camera, perfect for selfies"

    I nearly dropped. Seriously, are we that bloody vain nowadays?




    Oh wait, judging by what I've come across on social media lately, probably


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    #5084
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Green Giant wrote: »
    was in a mobile phone shop the other day and saw a poster for a new phone with 3-4 listed selling points, one of which was "rotating 5.0 megapixel camera, perfect for selfies"

    I nearly dropped. Seriously, are we that bloody vain nowadays?




    Oh wait, judging by what I've come across on social media lately, probably


    That's now a selling point on the phone? Turn the damn phone around ffs!

    Jesus I'm in stitches at that, reminds me of the other night a mate told me to download snapchat-

    "Why?"

    "So I can send you selfies!"

    "Yeah, I know what you look like already!" :pac:


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    #5085
    DeanAustin
    Registered Users Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭DeanAustin


    Green Giant wrote: »
    was in a mobile phone shop the other day and saw a poster for a new phone with 3-4 listed selling points, one of which was "rotating 5.0 megapixel camera, perfect for selfies"

    I nearly dropped. Seriously, are we that bloody vain nowadays?




    Oh wait, judging by what I've come across on social media lately, probably

    Jesus wept...and I think it'll be a long time before he stops weeping.

    WTF?!??

    I want a phone that is advertised as "Perfect for hopping off people taking selfies. Unbreakable." I'd pay good money for that one.


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    #5086
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OhHiMark wrote: »
    What should you do instead? Piss on it?

    Because that's what I've been doing.

    I lick my finger and rub it along the gluey edge.
    Why people lick stamps is beyond me


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    #5087
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OhHiMark wrote: »
    What should you do instead? Piss on it?

    Because that's what I've been doing.


    In the post office?


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    #5088
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    OhHiMark wrote: »
    What should you do instead? Piss on it?

    Because that's what I've been doing.

    I dont know what you should do instead. Lick it at home maybe, or dont lick it in front of me, or buy one that seals itself. I dunno! Its still maddening!


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    #5089
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    In the post office?

    If it was the GPO it wouldnt surprise me :D


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    #5090
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I dont know what you should do instead. Lick it at home maybe, or dont lick it in front of me, or buy one that seals itself. I dunno! Its still maddening!


    *snigger* :p


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    #5091
    Oops69
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    What about the reporter Pascal Sheehy (Plastic Sheeting) do you ever hear the sing song voice? I wonder does he ever listen to himself and ask wtf was goin there ...

    What about ciaran mulloooooley from the midlands , rte tend to pick reporters with the most stereotypical accent from the region they're assigned too , apart from ' mr gravitas ' himself tommy o Gorman in the north , every report he does you expect he's announcing the second coming !


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    #5092
    Oops69
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Billy de Bollix wrote: »
    Here's a perfect example of another trivial hatred. People who enter a thread thats obviously a piss take and a bit of a laugh and.....well go all moral on it!

    Exactly, people who can't lighten the F up ,


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    #5093
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Oops69 wrote: »
    What about ciaran mulloooooley from the midlands , rte tend to pick reporters with the most stereotypical accent from the region they're assigned too , apart from ' mr gravitas ' himself tommy o Gorman in the north , every report he does you expect he's announcing the second coming !

    you nailed, bang on. I mean who really speaks like that Mullooly guy. Imagine being out for a full night with him.....


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    #5094
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    The O'Healy-Rae's


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    #5095
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    The O'Healy-Rae's

    My ex works for the government and has told me of a time when JHR was supposed to be chairing a meeting and ended up rolling up his sleeves and challenging someone to a fight. Professional, eh?


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    #5096
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    MoyKill MocMullan on the Today FM Sports news


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    #5097
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    My ex works for the government and has told me of a time when JHR was supposed to be chairing a meeting and ended up rolling up his sleeves and challenging someone to a fight. Professional, eh?

    I think it was the same guy, on TV, abseiling down a small cliff, they gave him the crash helmet to wear, and he puts it OVER his cap!! pity they gave him a rope....


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    #5098
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    MoyKill MocMullan on the Today FM Sports news

    yeeeeeees!!!! "oooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiim Moychal macmullen"

    If I'm not mistaken, he has a sister making some noise on some radio station now too, and she has the same annoying (can you even call it an) accent, though somewhat more watered down thank God.


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    #5099
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I think it was the same guy, on TV, abseiling down a small cliff, they gave him the crash helmet to wear, and he puts it OVER his cap!! pity they gave him a rope....

    Pity they just didn't push him over the cliff :pac:


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    #5100
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    yeeeeeees!!!! "oooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiim Moychal macmullen"

    If I'm not mistaken, he has a sister making some noise on some radio station now too, and she has the same annoying (can you even call it an) accent, though somewhat more watered down thank God.

    A real full on DORT accent, I cant even begin to try to spell the way he pronounces Manchester United.


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    #5101
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    When making fried rice and it spills allll over the cooker.

    And then a few grains fall down behind the cooker.

    That sh1t can go everywhere.


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