Trivial things that annoy you

OldNotWIse · 02-10-2013 3:19pm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

A real full on DORT accent, I cant even begin to try to spell the way he pronounces Manchester United.

Mawn-shestir unooooooyted.....

eisenberg1 · 02-10-2013 3:39pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Mawn-shestir unooooooyted.....

Close, but I am afraid there is a T in there:), none when he sez it.

Czarcasm · 02-10-2013 3:44pm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Close, but I am afraid there is a T in there:), none when he sez it.

I don't even know who you guys are talking about and I'm dreading the day he'd ever be interviewing Rachel Allen!

dr.bollocko · 02-10-2013 4:00pm

Walking into the bathroom in your socks and stepping on unknown wetness.

OldNotWIse · 02-10-2013 4:12pm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Close, but I am afraid there is a T in there:), none when he sez it.

ok, um...mawn- shestir u-noyshed?

eisenberg1 · 02-10-2013 4:18pm

Czarcasm wrote: »

I don't even know who you guys are talking about and I'm dreading the day he'd ever be interviewing Rachel Allen!

Imagine if they had kids, that don't talk proper but can make opple torts

eisenberg1 · 02-10-2013 4:19pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

ok, um...mawn- shestir u-noyshed?

Bingo:)

yourdeadwright · 02-10-2013 4:26pm

When people ask your opinion and then get upset when u tell them,

Case in point, Girlfriends friend asked me did i know her cousin cause he's from my area ,I said yes ,she said " he's lovely isnt he" i replied no he's a dickh*ad , and they both took the hump with me for being rude, i was only being honest why should i lie

coffee_cake · 02-10-2013 4:27pm

yourdeadwright wrote: »

When people ask your opinion and then get upset when u tell them,

Case in point, Girlfriends friend asked me did i know her cousin cause he's from my area ,I said yes ,she said " he's lovely isnt he" i replied no he's a dickh*ad , and they both took the hump with me for being rude, i was only being honest why should i lie

You could be honest with "well I don't get along with him myself"
She didn't say "what is your frank opinion of him" she said "isn't he lovely". A simple "no" or a middling answer would make it clear without being rude. The only alternative to being rude isn't lying :rolleyes:

eisenberg1 · 02-10-2013 4:44pm

bluewolf wrote: »

You could be honest with "well I don't get along with him myself"
She didn't say "what is your frank opinion of him" she said "isn't he lovely". A simple "no" or a middling answer would make it clear without being rude. The only alternative to being rude isn't lying :rolleyes:

Surely if the person in question is a dickhead, than the honest thing to do is give your honest opinion....i.e. " he is a dickhead"

canadianwoman · 02-10-2013 4:49pm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Surely if the person in question is a dickhead, than the honest thing to do is give your honest opinion....i.e. " he is a dickhead"

Don't call me Shirley.

scoobydoobie · 02-10-2013 4:55pm

Needing your finger nails to do something after you have just cut them,
when people write could or would when they mean couldn't or wouldn't, that's very a 9.

Khannie · 02-10-2013 5:21pm

Salt or sugar grains on the table when you put your arm down.

Miaireland · 02-10-2013 5:22pm

People who bring sweets etc that are in noisy wrappers in to the cinema

Oops69 · 02-10-2013 6:13pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Walking into the bathroom in your socks and stepping on unknown wetness.

Yeah , gremlins have a bad aim and they're always locked

DoozerT6 · 02-10-2013 6:32pm

Me answering phone: "Hello, Boards.ie?" (disclaimer, not where I work just an example)

caller: (pause) "hello...is that Boards.ie?"

sigh.

Billy de Bollix · 02-10-2013 7:22pm

Having a piss in a hurry... packing your tackel away too early and suffering the stingy, stinky dreaded wet spot that your shirt/jumper won't cover. The size of the spot is in direct proportion how important the family members/Clients/manager/work colleagues are. T'is a proper bastard!!!

Billy de Bollix · 02-10-2013 8:01pm

Corkonian C**ts that persistently keep on saying that Cork is the true capital! Wan**rs!!!

Mr.Prodston · 02-10-2013 10:36pm

Billy de Bollix wrote: »

Corkonian C**ts that persistently keep on saying that Cork is the true capital! Wan**rs!!!

People not from Cork who take the unmercifully mickey out of Cork and it's citizens even though the vast majority are as levelheaded as anyone else.

Billy86 · 02-10-2013 10:49pm

Billy de Bollix wrote: »

Having a piss in a hurry... packing your tackel away too early and suffering the stingy, stinky dreaded wet spot that your shirt/jumper won't cover. The size of the spot is in direct proportion how important the family members/Clients/manager/work colleagues are. T'is a proper bastard!!!

I usually dab it with bog roll for a sec after... my body's got a nasty habit of making me thing I'm done when there's a good 20% left. This trick tends to entice whatever is left in there to come out for some reason - sometimes round two has been even bigger than round one. It's like some kind of bodily conspiracy.

Billy86 · 02-10-2013 10:53pm

Mr.Prodston wrote: »

People not from Cork who take the unmercifully mickey out of Cork and it's citizens even though the vast majority are as levelheaded as anyone else.

Even the ones that insist on being from "WEST Cork"? I worked in insurance, and it was not out of the ordinary to have someone call up to complain because their cert and disc said 'Cork' and not 'West Cork' on it (despite the fact this is a legal document that should only state Cork, meaning most/all of those complaining had never had 'West Cork' listed on it.

I'm just waiting to see a 132-WC-111 reg car one of these days.

Billy de Bollix · 02-10-2013 11:06pm

Billy86 wrote: »

I usually dab it with bog roll for a sec after... my body's got a nasty habit of making me thing I'm done when there's a good 20% left. This trick tends to entice whatever is left in there to come out for some reason - sometimes round two has been even bigger than round one. It's like some kind of bodily conspiracy.

Just reading yer post out to my sister is a doctor....she says your case is a serious.....they're gonna have to slice your cock open, cut yer balls off and then its a slow painful death I'm afraid! BUMMER.

efb · 03-10-2013 12:37am

Billy de Bollix wrote: »

BUMMER.

Who you sister???

Billy86 · 03-10-2013 1:51am

Billy de Bollix wrote: »

Just reading yer post out to my sister is a doctor....she says your case is a serious.....they're gonna have to slice your cock open, cut yer balls off and then its a slow painful death I'm afraid! BUMMER.

Ahh, but I like my cock.

December2012 · 03-10-2013 2:40am

Billy de Bollix wrote: »

BUMMER.

Is that what caused it then?

osarusan · 03-10-2013 2:54am

salacious crumb wrote: »

Don't forget to touch base with your key stakeholders.....

and do it quickly, while there is a 'window of opportunity'.

osarusan · 03-10-2013 2:56am

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Walking into the bathroom in your socks and stepping on unknown wetness.

Living at home as a kid, many times I walked into the bathroom and stepped on the liver/kidneys/some remains of a mouse our cat had caught, then climbed in the bathroom window, and eaten.

LizT · 03-10-2013 5:26am

Watery ketchup

Czarcasm · 03-10-2013 9:09am

Bus heading down a housing estate, meets a van coming the other way and stops the bus, van reverses back and the pair of them engage in a full blown conversation!

WTF? It's no wonder the buses never run on time with that craic!

OldNotWIse · 03-10-2013 9:19am

Waiting ages at the lights when you're in a bus or taxi, running late of course, and then just as the lights go green for you some fuucker steps out in front of the car/taxi :mad:

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