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Trivial things that annoy you

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    #5132
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,505 ✭ [Deleted User]


    The little bit of marmalade/jam in the jar that turns to liquid and sits on top of the rest.


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    #5133
    cofy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭cofy


    Smoking outside the school gate and do not put it out when the children come out. Some of the children passing your fag may have asthma. The longest length of time you will be standing there is 10 minutes.

    Also the "it's so easy for you brigade". It annoys me when someone says it's so easy for you to give up smoking/biting your nails. It's no more easy for me than it is for anyone else, I'm surprised when some of these people remember me smoking as I have never smoked outside the school gate.


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    #5134
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Also the "it's so easy for you brigade". It annoys me when someone says it's so easy for you to give up smoking/biting your nails. It's no more easy for me than it is for anyone else, I'm surprised when some of these people remember me smoking as I have never smoked outside the school gate.[/QUOTE]

    Next time you have wine with dinner, keep the bottle and fill with water ( or wine if you like) and bring it to the school, when they light up, produce said wine bottle and offer a swig..............don't forget to mention its your first of the day before getting car to drive the kiddies home:D


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    #5135
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    People that pronounce 'specific' as 'pacific'.

    Aaaargggghhhhh


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    #5136
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    People that pronounce 'specific' as 'pacific'.

    Aaaargggghhhhh

    People who cant pronounce (or rather, refuse to properly pronounce - because it is just laziness) "ions" at the end of a word. So they say "millons" or "millins"


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    #5137
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    People who cant pronounce (or rather, refuse to properly pronounce - because it is just laziness) "ions" at the end of a word. So they say "millons" or "millins"


    Sounds like my secondary school math teacher from Kerry :D


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    #5138
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    People who cant pronounce (or rather, refuse to properly pronounce - because it is just laziness) "ions" at the end of a word. So they say "millons" or "millins"


    Billons, onons, scallons, lazy bastards


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    #5139
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Sounds like my secondary school math teacher from Kerry :D

    My best friend said the teacher they had for bio always referred to "millins and millins of sperm" when doing human biology lol


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    #5140
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    That one piece of hair that tickles my face AFTER I've put my hair into a ponytail. :mad:


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    #5141
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    When people ask "Whats wrong with you?", or comment "Youre in bad form today!" for absolutely no reason. Im in bad ****ing form after this alright!!
    WHADDA YA WANT? FOR ME TO COME BACK FLIPPING INTO ****ING WORK TELLING JOKES AND PLAYING THE UKE****INLELE!!!!!!


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    #5142
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    When people ask "Whats wrong with you?", or comment "Youre in bad form today!" for absolutely no reason. Im in bad ****ing form after this alright!!
    WHADDA YA WANT? FOR ME TO COME BACK FLIPPING INTO ****ING WORK TELLING JOKES AND PLAYING THE UKE****INLELE!!!!!!

    you don't work in a funeral parlour by any chance ?:rolleyes:


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    #5143
    Khannie
    Registered Users Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    Nucular.


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    #5144
    wolfmoon87
    Registered Users Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭wolfmoon87


    Stepping on a snail. Oh god, the horror! :(


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    #5145
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    When people ask "Whats wrong with you?", or comment "Youre in bad form today!" for absolutely no reason. Im in bad ****ing form after this alright!!
    WHADDA YA WANT? FOR ME TO COME BACK FLIPPING INTO ****ING WORK TELLING JOKES AND PLAYING THE UKE****INLELE!!!!!!

    Hate that, what do they want - a fuucking dancing bear?


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    #5146
    Khannie
    Registered Users Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    wolfmoon87 wrote: »
    Stepping on a snail. Oh god, the horror! :(

    Did it this morning. There were millons (:pac:) on the path though, so he sacrificed himself so that I may avoid his brethren.


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    #5147
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    wolfmoon87 wrote: »
    Stepping on a snail. Oh god, the horror! :(

    Cccccrrruuuunnnnccccchhhhhhhhhhh. :)


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    #5148
    ShoulderChip
    Registered Users Posts: 3,875 ✭✭✭ShoulderChip


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    When people ask "Whats wrong with you?", or comment "Youre in bad form today!" for absolutely no reason. Im in bad ****ing form after this alright!!
    WHADDA YA WANT? FOR ME TO COME BACK FLIPPING INTO ****ING WORK TELLING JOKES AND PLAYING THE UKE****INLELE!!!!!!

    Well there is no harm in having a positive disposition,

    But I will offer you advice on dealing with life,
    Its ups and its downs,
    Its troubles and its strifes,
    Now I'm sure you've had times when you've felt down or angry,
    Wanted to lash out, punch a wall and be manly,
    But the question I pose now will offer you a plan B,
    And maybe some peace and quiet for your friends and family,
    How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood,
    And then just be.. in.. a good mood?
    That's all I have to say because it's a straight up fact,
    You control your emotions it's as simple as that"


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    #5149
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    wolfmoon87 wrote: »
    Stepping on a snail. Oh god, the horror! :(

    The guilt...there's nothing you can do to save them after that :( Happens me whenever I take the dog out in the dark to pee, especially after a few drinks...


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    #5150
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    people with a crap poem for every occasion


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    #5151
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Khannie wrote: »
    Nucular.


    It's alright, I'm wearing my aluminum suit! :D


    Aluminuminuminum... :pac:


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    #5152
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    ShoulderChip wrote: »
    Well there is no harm in having a positive disposition,

    But I will offer you advice on dealing with life,
    Its ups and its downs,
    Its troubles and its strifes,
    Now I'm sure you've had times when you've felt down or angry,
    Wanted to lash out, punch a wall and be manly,
    But the question I pose now will offer you a plan B,
    And maybe some peace and quiet for your friends and family,
    How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood,
    And then just be.. in.. a good mood?
    That's all I have to say because it's a straight up fact,
    You control your emotions it's as simple as that"

    This post put me in a really bad mood.

    Trivial thing that annoys me: chocolate box psychology.


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    #5153
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    ShoulderChip wrote: »
    Well there is no harm in having a positive disposition


    *looks at username*


    OK...


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    #5154
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Khannie wrote: »
    Did it this morning. There were millons (:pac:) on the path though, so he sacrificed himself so that I may avoid his brethren.

    I often pick up snails that are on the path and put them in on the grass, in the hopes that they wont get squashed :rolleyes: Looks a bit weird, there goes yer wan with the OCD who has to bend down every 30 seconds. They probably curse me for it, "goddamn b1tch, took me 6 hours to get there and I'm fuucking well back where I started!" hahaha


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    #5155
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    ShoulderChip wrote: »
    Well there is no harm in having a positive disposition,

    But I will offer you advice on dealing with life,
    Its ups and its downs,
    Its troubles and its strifes,
    Now I'm sure you've had times when you've felt down or angry,
    Wanted to lash out, punch a wall and be manly,
    But the question I pose now will offer you a plan B,
    And maybe some peace and quiet for your friends and family,
    How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood,
    And then just be.. in.. a good mood?
    That's all I have to say because it's a straight up fact,
    You control your emotions it's as simple as that"

    Ugh...


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    #5156
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I often pick up snails that are on the path and put them in on the grass, in the hopes that they wont get squashed :rolleyes: Looks a bit weird, there goes yer wan with the OCD who has to bend down every 30 seconds. They probably curse me for it, "goddamn b1tch, took me 6 hours to get there and I'm fuucking well back where I started!" hahaha


    I catch snails in my back garden and throw them up and over the back wall to hear them shatter on the other side. F*ckers have destroyed my hostas for the last time :pac:


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    #5157
    Khannie
    Registered Users Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    I catch snails in my back garden and throw them up and over the back wall to hear them shatter on the other side. F*ckers have destroyed my hostas for the last time :pac:

    :eek: Hell awaits.


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    #5158
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    krudler wrote: »
    Ugh...

    When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.



    :pac:


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    #5159
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.



    :pac:

    Never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, then fuuck him, cos you are a mile away, and you have his shoes....:D


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    #5160
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.



    :pac:

    ****barrrrf********


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    #5161
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    ****barrrrf********

    Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching

    :P pfffft!


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