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Trivial things that annoy you

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    #6332
    Driveby Dogboy
    Site Banned Posts: 257 ✭✭Driveby Dogboy


    just the general fake moaning/ orgasams in pornos, i'm like 'shut up, you cant be enjoying it that much' mute button all the way


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    #6333
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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    #6334
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    The horrible slimy and over enthusiastic blowjobs they give in porn. Rank!


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    #6335
    SamaraCreamed
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 27 ✭SamaraCreamed


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    The horrible slimy and over enthusiastic blowjobs they give in porn. Rank!

    I hate the way there's way more blowjobs than pussy eating in pornos. You'd presume most guys wouldn't want to look at a cock that closely!


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    #6336
    SamaraCreamed
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 27 ✭SamaraCreamed


    When I'm shaving and the water runs down my forearm to my elbow


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    #6337
    SamaraCreamed
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 27 ✭SamaraCreamed


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ad block! ;)
    How????


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    #6338
    mark renton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭mark renton


    I have youtube options for chrome but it will not show an option to select videos, so when video is over I have to query for another - even more annoying then waiting 5 secs for ad to skip


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    #6339
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Girls that use the term 'girlies' on Facebook and the like. 'out with the girlies' gets an instant kiss my arse reaction from me


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    #6340
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    SamaraCreamed wrote: »
    How????
    https://adblockplus.org/en/firefox


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    #6341
    Oops69
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Forgetting your phone automatically updates the time when the hour went back last night so you spent 2 extra hours in bed , not one and your plans for he day are all f***ed up now !


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    #6342
    RedFormanFITA
    Registered Users Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭RedFormanFITA


    Toothpaste that runs down your hand and onto your sleeve.

    Women who complain about how cold it is indoors with the heat turned on but can stand outside a nightclub at 3am wearing next to nothing. Could someone explain to me how that works?

    Women who own 500 pairs of high heels and yet complain that men invented them to make their lives more miserable, come on ladies, really?

    Blue mold on bread. Every fookin month that happens to me. If I could put my size 11 shoe in its ass I would.

    Young feckers letting off fireworks near to where I live a week before Halloween.

    Killjoys in the local authority (you're days are numbered ha, ha), the guards and the fire service who won't let us organise a fireworks display or bonfire for Halloween.

    Pushy parents who try and out do their neighbours every feckin Halloween by buying their children more expensive Halloween costumes than what the neighbours children have. Who gives a toss.

    People who look down their nose at other people who eat jam. Oh you wouldn't catch me eating jam, it's so 'common'. They only eat marmalade, marmalade lovin basket cases.

    Junk mail from fast food joints shoved into your mail box. Again, If I could put my size 11 shoe in the persons ass who does that, I would.

    Your so called work colleagues who now have to shop in LIDL and ALDI and who try to cover their faces when entering or leaving said stores in the hope no one will recognise them. It would ruin their standing in the local community being seen doing that.


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    #6343
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    RedFormanFITA wrote: »
    Women who complain about how cold it is indoors with the heat turned on but can stand outside a nightclub at 3am wearing next to nothing. Could someone explain to me how that works?.

    Beer jacket.
    RedFormanFITA wrote: »
    People who look down their nose at other people who eat jam. Oh you wouldn't catch me eating jam, it's so 'common'. They only eat marmalade, marmalade lovin basket cases.

    What? :pac:


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    #6344
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    The horrible slimy and over enthusiastic blowjobs they give in porn. Rank!

    Women only do that because they think it turns a guy on. Secretly we don't like giving blowjobs at all but we do because we think we have to please our menfolk.....at least until the wedding anyway :)


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    #6345
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    RedFormanFITA wrote: »

    Women who complain about how cold it is indoors with the heat turned on but can stand outside a nightclub at 3am wearing next to nothing. Could someone explain to me how that works? Alcolhol makes you feel warmer. Does for me.


    Blue mold on bread. Every fookin month that happens to me. If I could put my size 11 shoe in its ass I would. Keep your bread in the freezer and only take out however many slices you need when you need them.

    Young feckers letting off fireworks near to where I live a week before Halloween. We get that here too before and after Fireworks days.




    People who look down their nose at other people who eat jam. Oh you wouldn't catch me eating jam, it's so 'common'. They only eat marmalade, marmalade lovin basket cases. Jam is so much nicer though.


    Junk mail from fast food joints shoved into your mail box. Again, If I could put my size 11 shoe in the persons ass who does that, I would.

    Just throw them out.

    *


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    #6346
    Mysteriouschic
    Registered Users Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭Mysteriouschic


    Singers/bands who make songs longer than 3/4 minutes.


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    #6347
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Mysteriouschic wrote: »
    Singers/bands who make songs longer than 3/4 minutes.

    You're missing out on a lot of great music then.


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    #6348
    Mysteriouschic
    Registered Users Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭Mysteriouschic


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    You're missing out on a lot of great music then.

    I still listen to bands who do but prefer when it's shorter like Justin Timberlake has very long ones on his new album but his long ones are ok.


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    #6349
    The Big Smoke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 402 ✭✭The Big Smoke


    People that consider Justin Timberlake as music.


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    #6350
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    The Big Smoke wrote: »
    People that consider Justin Timberlake as music.

    Justin Timberlake has really good songs.


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    #6351
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sniping at someone's taste in music or fiction or film or anything.

    If someone wants to spend their life reading Ceclia Ahern while watching X-factor and listening to Westlife, leave them at it. Not harming anyone (but themselves :P).


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    #6352
    Knight who says Meh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭Knight who says Meh


    Candie wrote: »
    Sniping at someone's taste in music or fiction or film or anything.

    If someone wants to spend their life reading Ceclia Ahern while watching X-factor and listening to Westlife, leave them at it. Not harming anyone (but themselves :P).
    Annnnnnnnd this thread is about trivial thing that annoy you. Trivial things don't harm anybody because they are trivial.


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    #6353
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,993 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    The "we use cookies" disclaimers popping up on all manner of websites recently. The only reason it's happening is because someone sued Google about cookies, and even though Google won the lawsuit, lawyers have gotten involved, and so it's "we told you so" in the event that someone else sues.

    It's the Internet equivalent of "this product may contain nuts" on products that would not normally contain even a trace of nuts. :rolleyes:

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #6354
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    The Big Smoke wrote: »
    People that consider Justin Timberlake as music.

    People that consider Justin Bieber as music.


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    #6355
    The Big Smoke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 402 ✭✭The Big Smoke


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    People that consider Justin Bieber as music.

    Baby baby baby NO!


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    #6356
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,505 ✭ [Deleted User]


    top kat wrote: »
    what really, really really really annoys me is when i go to almost any shop counter, waiting to be served, i get the same stupid question... 'are ya all right?' what does that mean? When did that become the standard customer service response? whats wrong with asking 'can i help you?' or 'what can i get for you?'

    I use "are you alright". I think it's obvious that "are you alright" means "are you standing there for the craic or would you like to come over and have me do something for you?".

    The problem with "Can I help you?" is that the majority of people you ask this will reply with "I don't know, can you?", give you a sly grin like they've somehow just gotten one over you and then chuckle at the thought of their own witty witty repartee. Then you're obliged to treat them like they're brilliant.

    I do avoid saying "are you alright" to people that look a bit up their own ass, because they generally seem to like more formal treatment.


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    #6357
    dcmm
    Registered Users Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭dcmm


    Dog farts.


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    #6358
    razorgil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    shops, where you go through the whole scanning thing, bag your stuff, then hand them a laser/debit/credit card, only for them to say.."oh sorry, we don't take cards".....


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    #6359
    RedFormanFITA
    Registered Users Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭RedFormanFITA


    Being followed around a store by a store dick, they are so obvious, they stand out a mile.

    Scanning all your groceries through, paying for them and the minute you walk out of the store the feckin alarm goes off. Then some spotty faced teenager wearing a managers suit comes over and says, ah you're ok, it's very sensitive.... well thank you Declan, or Ger or whatever the fook your name is.

    Joe Duffy.

    BBC news presenters and UK Met Office tv weather presenters who refer to this country as, the west or out in the west, or the west of the UK, Grrrrrrrrrrrr x 100,000

    American's who don't know where Europe is.

    American's who can't locate America on a map.

    Tv home renovation programmes that play on people's emotions. You've seen them, the hard done by family, living in a tent at the side of the road, and now whats his fookin face and his team have turned up to practically build them a new house, cue the violins and water works. Fook sake people.

    Complete strangers who leave bouquets of flowers at the side of the road where a fatal car crash happened. If you knew the person or people involved then by all means but what is with the other people who do this?

    Sardine tins after you've broken off the ring pull. FFS is all I can say.:mad::mad:


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    #6360
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    RedFormanFITA wrote: »

    Sardine tins after you've broken off the ring pull. FFS is all I can say.:mad::mad:

    There needs to be a law demanding better pull ring devices on sardine tins!!!


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    #6361
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Driveby Dogboy wrote: »
    just the general fake moaning/ orgasams in pornos, i'm like 'shut up, you cant be enjoying it that much' mute button all the way

    ...my wife will hear...


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