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Trivial things that annoy you

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    #6362
    Dubl07
    Registered Users Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Dubl07


    RedFormanFITA wrote: »

    American's who don't know where Europe is.

    American's who can't locate America on a map.

    Apostrophes used to pluralise.


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    #6363
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dubl07 wrote: »
    Apostrophes used to pluralise.
    Grammar Nazis :p


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    #6364
    DeanAustin
    Registered Users Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭DeanAustin


    People who refer to "customers" as "clients" in a bid to make their job sound more important.


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    #6365
    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    "Would you..." threads.


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    #6366
    RedFormanFITA
    Registered Users Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭RedFormanFITA


    Grammar pedants who have way too much free time on their hands.:)

    How it always starts to rain, whenever you have to do some job outside or you want to fire up the old barbie, that's the barbeque not the cougar who lives next door.

    No soap in dispensers in public jacks.

    One piece of toilet paper left remaining their when using said public jacks.

    Feckers who urinate on the toilet floor in public jacks. Someone should take them outside the building and let them urinate as much as they want with the other animals tied up out there.

    Farmers who make amorous eyes at you while attending cattle marts. It's alright if they are female farmers but the men..... oooohhhh I'm getting flashbacks to Pulp Fiction.

    Spoiled little brats (accompanied by their parents, Ann Marie and Declan, there's an Ann Marie and Declan living in every feckin town and village from Donegal to Cork) knocking on your door on Halloween night, demanding you give him or her something better than sweets or chocolate bars.

    Tv chefs, did I say that before?

    Every place that closes at 5pm instead of 5.30pm.

    Computer cables. How do we end up with so many of them? They are everywhere, I think they must be breeding when we go to sleep.

    Your work colleague who never has any money on him or her when we go out on a Friday or Saturday night to buy a round. They always have some excuse as to why they are broke.... but hold on a moment, you just got EMT into your bank account the same time as us, you tight fisted b**t**d.


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    #6367
    RedFormanFITA
    Registered Users Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭RedFormanFITA


    DeanAustin wrote: »
    People who refer to "customers" as "clients" in a bid to make their job sound more important.

    This has happened to me recently in regard to the Department of Social Protection. Is it to make them seem all fluffy and cuddly now?


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    #6368
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    Not being able to get just €10 out of the majority of ATMs. Once got two fivers out of an ATM in Germany. :pac:

    Oh Lord how this annoys me.


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    #6369
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    pajor wrote: »
    Not being able to get just €10 out of the majority of ATMs. Once got two fivers out of an ATM in Germany. :pac:

    Oh Lord how this annoys me.
    Just a tenner, that's an expensive way of getting money at 70 cents a pop.


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    #6370
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Just a tenner, that's an expensive way of getting money at 70 cents a pop.

    Not if your bank doesn't charge you. :D


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    #6371
    keano2012
    Closed Accounts Posts: 561 ✭✭✭keano2012


    ur man from the quote devil ads


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    #6372
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users Posts: 12,577 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Online dating, Smooch: 'Someone finds you smoochable' so you go to check and there is three or four women often with no photos of themselves who you have to guess finds you smoochable. Bugger off, JUST tell me which actual one finds me smoochable otherwise don't waste my time :mad:

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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    #6373
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    bodhrandude wrote: »
    Online dating, Smooch: 'Someone finds you smoochable' so you go to check and there is three or four women often with no photos of themselves who you have to guess finds you smoochable. Bugger off, JUST tell me which actual one finds me smoochable otherwise don't waste my time :mad:

    If they've no pics they're dogs anyway.


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    #6374
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Online dating, full stop.

    Get out in the real world and make an effort!


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    #6375
    Gamayun
    Registered Users Posts: 448 ✭✭Gamayun


    Fully sealed pistachio nuts :mad:

    I've paid for you and I will eat your insides, oh yes, oh yes indeed...


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    #6376
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    A trivial thing that annoys is the adverts.ie ad that appears on this page (scroll down).
    It's the one of a fella with a red t-shirt and who ends up with his face burnt.
    Stupid looking twat.


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    #6377
    sunnysoutheast
    Registered Users Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭sunnysoutheast


    One I've noticed recently (not sure whether it's just started happening, or whether I've just started to notice it) is websites that lull you into a false sense of having completing loading, tempt you into a click on a link and then bang, add in another bit at the top moving the whole lot downwards so instead of getting the football scores you end up with an article on transgender issues in Albania or something.


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    #6378
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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    #6379
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    'Friends' who constantly make you feel worthless


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    #6380
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,307 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Schizophrenics':mad:

    Just who the fook do they think they are?

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #6381
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    People that consider Justin Bieber as music.

    People that consider Justin Bieber..................


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    #6382
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    them poker ads coming up when my pants are my ankles


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    #6383
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Going on to youtube and seeing "Justin Bieber brought me here" or people figting about "real music" - "Justin Bieber is not real music" etc (I mena, he's not but why have the same fight all the time? Its up there with Susan Boyle and I Dreamed a Dream. No she's not as good as Ruthie Henshall.


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    #6384
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Going on to youtube and seeing "Justin Bieber brought me here" or people figting about "real music" - "Justin Bieber is not real music" etc (I mena, he's not but why have the same fight all the time? Its up there with Susan Boyle and I Dreamed a Dream. No she's not as good as Ruthie Henshall.


    Post needs more Bus! :p


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    #6385
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Women only do that because they think it turns a guy on. Secretly we don't like giving blowjobs at all but we do because we think we have to please our menfolk.....at least until the wedding anyway :)

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Say it aint so:D


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    #6386
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    'Friends' who constantly make you feel worthless

    Do tell:D


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    #6387
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Post needs more Bus! :p

    I walked in today...I feel a void in my life that can only be filled by a good annoying trip on the peasant wagon :D


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    #6388
    RedFormanFITA
    Registered Users Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭RedFormanFITA


    dcmm wrote: »
    Dog farts.


    Silent and deadly.


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    #6389
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Had to try hard to dreg up a bus one. Czarcasm this one is especially for you:P... When you want to sit down but the person on the inside seat is taking up more than their fare share (see what I did there ;)) with a couple of inches of their coat spilling over onto "your" side. Do you sit on it or say excuse me or try to push it back towards them (which sometimes scares people) - it's maddening. Invariably if you do sit on it, they will feel the tug and then glare at you anyway and there's the awkward sit-half stand-sit again maneouvre. Also, people who inadvertently catch a few of your hairs when they grab the bar behind - makes me want to shriek in pain and scare the bejaysis out of them :D


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    #6390
    Jester252
    Registered Users Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Low fat milk. It doesn't taste the same.


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    #6391
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Buses (:pac:) that dump their load of tourists stright onto a narrow, busy city centre footpath. Cue lots of confused blobbies just bumbling around the path looking up at the sky and getting in other people's way.


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