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Trivial things that annoy you

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    #7592
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    I feel guilty now for this people post after kunst's showing me the error of my ways*, but here goes anyway -

    People nowadays with smartphones but have no idea what they actually do besides making and taking calls and text messages. If you spend €500 on a phone, or even if you get it for "free" on a two year contract commitment...

    For god's sake learn how to use the damn thing instead of needing to ask people for directions. There's a sat nav app on them that didn't take me two minutes to punch into the guys phone and tell him follow the route.



    *Not a single fcuk was given, and no people were harmed in the making of this post.


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    #7593
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Mentioned before - the crap bank machines in convenience stores that ask for your PIN, ask how much you want displaying options including 20, 40, etc, think about it, then tell you it's only got €50 notes in it and you've to start all over again.

    People who regularly comment on what I'm having for lunch; oh you're having chips today, when did you last have them...
    Is it your business? NO. F*** OFF.


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    #7594
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Disco Stuart wrote: »
    Mentioned before - the crap bank machines in convenience stores that ask for your PIN, ask how much you want displaying options including 20, 40, etc, think about it, then tell you it's only got €50 notes in it and you've to start all over again.

    People who regularly comment on what I'm having for lunch; oh you're having chips today, when did you last have them...
    Is it your business? NO. F*** OFF.

    The weight watcher gals are maddening in this regard. Constantly commenting on and poking around your food. "Whats that? bread? Oh I couldnt possibly - I'm off bread!" :confused: (Clearly not working for them, note to self: eat more bread, if this is what not eating bread does to you). Can't bring a bag of chips in either, they go a bit hysterical. Chips? Chips?!!!! Chaaaaaaaps?!!!!! You're so boooooool! OOOOh I'd love a chip. Chipchipchipchip!!!! fuuck off :eek:


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    #7595
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    The weight watcher gals are maddening in this regard. Constantly commenting on and poking around your food. "Whats that? bread? Oh I couldnt possibly - I'm off bread!" :confused: (Clearly not working for them, note to self: eat more bread, if this is what not eating bread does to you). Can't bring a bag of chips in either, they go a bit hysterical. Chips? Chips?!!!! Chaaaaaaaps?!!!!! You're so boooooool! OOOOh I'd love a chip. Chipchipchipchip!!!! fuuck off :eek:[/QUOT

    People who eat chips on buses


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    #7596
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users Posts: 20,753 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    eisenberg1 wrote: »

    People who eat chips on buses

    They always smell gorgeous then when I get them they just dont live up to the hype.


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    #7597
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    The weight watcher gals are maddening in this regard. Constantly commenting on and poking around your food. "Whats that? bread? Oh I couldnt possibly - I'm off bread!" :confused: (Clearly not working for them, note to self: eat more bread, if this is what not eating bread does to you). Can't bring a bag of chips in either, they go a bit hysterical. Chips? Chips?!!!! Chaaaaaaaps?!!!!! You're so boooooool! OOOOh I'd love a chip. Chipchipchipchip!!!! fuuck off :eek:

    :D Worked in an office like this about 10 years ago. All i heard every lunch time was "How many points are in that?"; A MILLION, nom nom nom!


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    #7598
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    The weight watcher gals are maddening in this regard. Constantly commenting on and poking around your food. "Whats that? bread? Oh I couldnt possibly - I'm off bread!" :confused: (Clearly not working for them, note to self: eat more bread, if this is what not eating bread does to you). Can't bring a bag of chips in either, they go a bit hysterical. Chips? Chips?!!!! Chaaaaaaaps?!!!!! You're so boooooool! OOOOh I'd love a chip. Chipchipchipchip!!!! fuuck off :eek:


    Burst out laughing at this, could just imagine, they sound worse than the "Are you eating that?" crowd...

    Feckin' Gillian McKeith types! :mad:

    That reminds me - dead leg when you're doing the crossword in the paper on the porcelain throne, bastard! :(


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    #7599
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Burst out laughing at this, could just imagine, they sound worse than the "Are you eating that?" crowd...

    Feckin' Gillian McKeith types! :mad:

    That reminds me - dead leg when you're doing the crossword in the paper on the porcelain throne, bastard! :(

    Three down ?:D


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    #7600
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    ...Feckin' Gillian McKeith types! :mad:...

    Is that that awful bloody woman who seems to be obsessed with people's excrement? In a more civilised age she'd be in a padded cell. Now her twitterings are on the furken television. I'd love to kill her twice, slowly. :mad:


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    #7601
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Is that that awful bloody woman who seems to be obsessed with people's excrement? In a more civilised age she'd be in a padded cell. Now her twitterings are on the furken television. I'd love to kill her twice, slowly. :mad:


    Take her out and literally be shot with balls of her own shìte! :pac:

    Just out of curiosity anyway, I did indeed Google "Crossword Puzzle Toilet Paper"...


    6jpgzL.jpg


    Who the hell would buy used toilet paper?


    Gillian McKeith types I suppose :pac:


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    #7602
    Gokei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Gokei


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Is that that awful bloody woman who seems to be obsessed with people's excrement? In a more civilised age she'd be in a padded cell. Now her twitterings are on the furken television. I'd love to kill her twice, slowly. :mad:

    theres an old meme of herself and Nigella Lawson, have yourself a quick google there..


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    #7603
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Gokei wrote: »
    theres an old meme of herself and Nigella Lawson, have yourself a quick google there..

    Yeah, seen it. 'Tis true for an old mate of mine, he says "Eat well, and blow health out yer ass. Bon appétit!" :D


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    #7604
    Warper
    Registered Users Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭Warper


    Dopes that stay on the overtaking lane on a motorway


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    #7605
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Majorly pi**ed off here. Just watched someone make a cup of tea and throw the tea bag straight into my sink instead of the bin that is 5 steps to the left.......*resisting urge to say wtf like?*


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    #7606
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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    #7607
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    I would say it to them!

    Im calling them names in my head instead.....its relieving the stress of it! :-D


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    #7608
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Im calling them names in my head instead.....its relieving the stress of it! :-D

    Tea baggin bastards:D


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    #7609
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Tea baggin bastards:D

    Ya sink staining f*cker ya :-D


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    #7610
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Disco Stuart wrote: »
    :D Worked in an office like this about 10 years ago. All i heard every lunch time was "How many points are in that?"; A MILLION, nom nom nom!

    Ah, now they talk about sins, only...they're not "sins" - they are..."syns" because, you know...people who dont eat bread are too coooool to spell a word the right way...fuuckers :(


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    #7611
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Tea baggin bastards:D

    Sounds like some weird sex move :P


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    #7612
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Sounds like some weird sex move :P

    As soon as I posted I thought that...............mind you, it would make the tea break more interesting:D


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    #7613
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Ah, now they talk about sins, only...they're not "sins" - they are..."syns" because, you know...people who dont eat bread are too coooool to spell a word the right way...fuuckers :(

    Dafuq?!
    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Sounds like some weird sex move :P

    NSFW and I may have turned off the joke detector here but: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabag :pac:


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    #7614
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Disco Stuart wrote: »
    Dafuq?!



    NSFW and I may have turned off the joke detector here but: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabag :pac:

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    #7615
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


    That'll be the sound of shattered innocence in the background :D


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    #7616
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,573 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Disco Stuart wrote: »
    Dafuq?!



    NSFW and I may have turned off the joke detector here but: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabag :pac:


    I really wish I hadn't read 3.1!!


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    #7617
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    That'll be the sound of shattered innocence in the background :D

    well gone.... :D


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    #7618
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Disco Stuart wrote: »
    Dafuq?!



    NSFW and I may have turned off the joke detector here but: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabag :pac:

    you wont get those teabags in Aldi:)


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    #7619
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    you wont get those teabags in Aldi:)

    Sure you will, if you ask the right person!


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    #7620
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    simply............Portfolio.


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    #7621
    gerrymtec
    Registered Users Posts: 5 ✭gerrymtec


    old fag hag women,, that thinking she has done a great job rasing her children because there getting full benifits and dole,,,,,


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