Trivial things that annoy you

Knight who says Meh · 02-12-2013 12:19pm

Mysteriouschic wrote: »

When you're in a queue and someone asks you "Are you in the queue?"
Like I'm not standing there for the sake of it...

Some folk stand near a queue, they may be looking at something on a shelf which the queue stretches past so you need to check.

Green Giant · 02-12-2013 12:24pm

about 5 phone chargers (all of them black) being lumped into one large bowl and the wires getting tangled, necessitating a 5-minute battle of wits between man and charger wire

Mysteriouschic · 02-12-2013 12:29pm

Knight who says Meh wrote: »

Some folk stand near a queue, they may be looking at something on a shelf which the queue stretches past so you need to check.

Yeah , I mean the times when some ask it's fairly obvious you are in the queue as you're queuing behind other people.

saltyjack silverblade · 02-12-2013 1:05pm

People who put those antlers and red noses on the front of their cars for Xmas.
the fact that I call it Xmas and not Christmas because I am too lazy to type.

OldNotWIse · 02-12-2013 1:27pm

Fair isle anything.

eisenberg1 · 02-12-2013 1:35pm

Christmas carols ( bad enough) being sung "American style", i.e. stretching and dragging the arse out of every single woohOOOOOHooooohWOOOOORD, so Silent Night lasts about 45 mins!

salacious crumb · 02-12-2013 1:36pm

Jesus, I was in town both Friday and Saturday night and the place was crawling with numpties in Christmas jumpers.

November people, November.... :rolleyes:

Czarcasm · 02-12-2013 1:40pm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Christmas carols ( bad enough) being sung "American style", i.e. stretching and dragging the arse out of every single woohOOOOOHooooohWOOOOORD, so Silent Night lasts about 45 mins!

Only slightly more annoying than Witnesses -

You know it's a slow day in the office when you're entertaining witnesses at the door and THEY'RE the ones are a bit freaked out that you haven't told them to fcuk off already! :pac:

OldNotWIse · 02-12-2013 1:44pm

Czarcasm wrote: »

Only slightly more annoying than Witnesses -

You know it's a slow day in the office when you're entertaining witnesses at the door and THEY'RE the ones are a bit freaked out that you haven't told them to fcuk off already! :pac:

My passive aggressive brother (thats his official title

) invited them in for tea a decade ago, in his efforts to get everyone to like him. Now, when he sees them coming with the lastest edition of Watchtower he hides behind the sofa while Mammy tells them we're not interested. He's 34

eisenberg1 · 02-12-2013 1:44pm

Czarcasm wrote: »

Only slightly more annoying than Witnesses -

You know it's a slow day in the office when you're entertaining witnesses at the door and THEY'RE the ones are a bit freaked out that you haven't told them to fcuk off already! :pac:

I often wondered what would happen if you stopped a person in the middle of Grafton st, and said "can I take a few minutes of your time to talk to you about Satan and his works":D

OldNotWIse · 02-12-2013 1:49pm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I often wondered what would happen if you stopped a person in the middle of Grafton st, and said "can I take a few minutes of your time to talk to you about Satan and his works":D

That's actually what I hear in my head when those fuuckers with the yellow jackets stop me.

caustic 1 · 02-12-2013 1:53pm

I find as I am not as young as I used to be every fecking thing gets on my nerves... mostly the programmes my hubby and kids watch on TV. I mean really, I have seen episodes of Faulty Towers, Allo Allo, The Big Bang Theory, Friends umpteen million times now, that's not even mentioning the movies, Planet of the Apes, I kid you not I mean ffs.
They don't do things the way I do things ..for instance, make a sandwich, put everything away wipe down counter crumbs into hand to put in bin, their way, make sandwich not bothering to look if there is butter already opened, noooo that would mean having to look a little bit more eat said sandwich and walk away :eek: till called back then it's throw knife in the direction of dishwasher butter in fridge bread in press crumbs wiped to the floor some of them the rest given a quick swish and where ever they land.
I could write a book. Nag Nag Nag.....

saltyjack silverblade · 02-12-2013 2:03pm

caustic 1 wrote: »

I find as I am not as young as I used to be every fecking thing gets on my nerves... mostly the programmes my hubby and kids watch on TV. I mean really, I have seen episodes of Faulty Towers, Allo Allo, The Big Bang Theory, Friends umpteen million times now, that's not even mentioning the movies, Planet of the Apes, I kid you not I mean ffs.
They don't do things the way I do things ..for instance, make a sandwich, put everything away wipe down counter crumbs into hand to put in bin, their way, make sandwich not bothering to look if there is butter already opened, noooo that would mean having to look a little bit more eat said sandwich and walk away :eek: till called back then it's throw knife in the direction of dishwasher butter in fridge bread in press crumbs wiped to the floor some of them the rest given a quick swish and where ever they land.
I could write a book. Nag Nag Nag.....

Only a mother could be this angry.

salacious crumb · 02-12-2013 2:04pm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I often wondered what would happen if you stopped a person in the middle of Grafton st, and said "can I take a few minutes of your time to talk to you about Satan and his works":D

I've decided to respond to any happy christmas wishes people offer me with "Hail Satan" this year.

eisenberg1 · 02-12-2013 2:07pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

That's actually what I hear in my head when those fuuckers with the yellow jackets stop me.

Do you mean Satans little helpers:D

I just noticed the Santa/Satan thing.....( I know I know).. Imagine showing up to mass on Xmas day in a Satan jumper:eek:

salacious crumb · 02-12-2013 2:10pm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Do you mean Satans little helpers:D

I just noticed the Santa/Satan thing.....( I know I know).. Imagine showing up to mass on Xmas day in a Satan jumper:eek:

Ha ha ha. I actually many, many years ago had an AC/DC Highway To Hell back patch on my denim jacket, proabably I was 8 or 9, and one Sunday I got picked by the priest to carry the gifts at half time in mass and when I turned back to look at my parents, the both had their heads in their hands :pac:

eisenberg1 · 02-12-2013 2:13pm

salacious crumb wrote: »

Ha ha ha. I actually many, many years ago had an AC/DC Highway To Hell back patch on my denim jacket, proabably I was 8 or 9, and one Sunday I got picked by the priest to carry the gifts at half time in mass and when I turned back to look at my parents, the both had their heads in their hands :pac:

:D, that took some cojones, the turning your back on the priest bit....

OldNotWIse · 02-12-2013 4:52pm

1 like = 1 prayer
1 share = 100 prayers

Is there some kind of simultaneous equation we are supposed to be solving here? Fuuck right off, facebook.

OldNotWIse · 02-12-2013 4:57pm

And those annoying pages created to remind us that hey another person also died with Paul Walker. Guess what, it's not a fuucking competition - they both died. It's a double tragedy and creating a facebook page to say "no faaaa-ir he got more RIP's than the other guy" will not bring either of them back!

jimgoose · 02-12-2013 4:58pm

Today, I was driving along a busy street in a busy suburb on a busy Monday just after lunch. What do I see only some flute on a bicycle with a toddler in front of him near the handlebars, and another even littler 'un in a little'un seat where one would normally see a carrier or such, wobbling along no doubt well chuffed with himself and his Greenie New-Man credentials. Well here is the news: get those poor children offa that thing and into something solid and safe before I, in the words of my late and dearly loved father, drive my boot a mile up your fuckan hole!! :mad:

salacious crumb · 02-12-2013 5:06pm

Anytime someone says "God bless you" to me it makes my skin crawl. I'll have nothing to do with your god, thanks very much.

OldNotWIse · 02-12-2013 5:10pm

salacious crumb wrote: »

Anytime someone says "God bless you" to me it makes my skin crawl. I'll have nothing to do with your god, thanks very much.

May God forgive you :P

jimgoose · 02-12-2013 5:15pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

May God forgive you :P

God forgives. As for me - Boot, Mile, Hole!!

eisenberg1 · 02-12-2013 5:21pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

May God forgive you :P

Don't forget "and all the beloved saints in heaven":P

My feet are beginning to get very warm...:eek:

I-like-eggs,mmm · 02-12-2013 6:15pm

Using a toilet after someone who's just had a big, smelly shít in it

OldNotWIse · 02-12-2013 6:21pm

People who leave...droplets...on the seat. Are we all 3 again??

4zn76tysfajdxp · 02-12-2013 6:29pm

Doctor Who fans. Nothing really against the show itself but, judging by the few episodes I've seen, it's so infantile I truly struggle to see what pleasure any adult could derive from it.