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Trivial things that annoy you

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    #9782
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    December2012 wrote: »
    Watching a porn / reading erotica and you have to stop because one of the characters has the same name as your kid.

    Who the hell reads erotica if you have access to porn 24/7? :pac:

    Or when you're watching porn on your laptop and the battery dies just as you're about to ejaculate, and then all you can see is the reflection of your own cum face on the blank screen. :eek: :mad: :o


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    #9783
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Who the hell reads erotica if you have access to porn 24/7? :pac:

    Or when you're watching porn on your laptop and the battery dies just as you're about to ejaculate, and then all you can see is the reflection of your own cum face on the blank screen. :eek: :mad: :o


    Woah! :pac:

    *backs out of thread, closes door quietly as possible*


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    #9784
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Who the hell reads erotica if you have access to porn 24/7? :pac:

    Or when you're watching porn on your laptop and the battery dies just as you're about to ejaculate, and then all you can see is the reflection of your own cum face on the blank screen. :eek: :mad: :o


    Woah! :pac:

    *backs out of thread, closes door quietly as possible*


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    #9785
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Woah! :pac:

    *backs out of thread, closes door quietly as possible*

    So quiet you did it twice haha :)


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    #9786
    deise08
    Registered Users Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    So quiet you did it twice haha :)

    :) forgot his keys. :)


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    #9787
    poundapunnet
    Registered Users Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭poundapunnet


    December2012 wrote: »
    Watching a porn / reading erotica and you have to stop because one of the characters has the same name as your kid.

    Is that why they have bullsh1t names like Candi and stuff? That makes so much sense actually.


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    #9788
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Woah! :pac:

    *backs out of thread, closes door quietly as possible*
    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Woah! :pac:

    *backs out of thread, closes door quietly as possible*
    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    So quiet you did it twice haha :)


    He came twice so he had to leave twice!


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    #9789
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Dick on the train with keypad tones- and he appears to be writing an essay!


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    #9790
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    SlowBlowin wrote: »
    For me its TV programmes like eastenders showing someone experiencing a real life mishap, then at the end of the program "If you have been effected by this episode call the Ive stubbed my toe hotline, there will be someone to help."

    Fecking hell don't wrap the whole of life in cotton wool.

    SB

    Indeed, and they never seem to have a helpline for those affected by the p1ss poor acting and predictable script... Oh wait, is that a remote control I spy? :D


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    #9791
    Suckler
    Registered Users Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Suckler


    Colette Browne's opinion pieces for the Irish Independent. How one person can conjure a constant stream of drivel and nonsense is beyond me.


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    #9792
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Martina Devlin. Not only is she a complete assault on the senses (cut your hair ya fuucking ginger rake!) but it's so obvious that she just writes her s1t to stir things up a bit so people will complain and therefore bump her profile- what a pathetic way to cling to your column. Give it over to someone who actually can write...

    (I'm secretly burning up with envy - imagine having your own column where you could spout whatever fuucking drivel you wanted every week - and lots of people to read it. The world according to me and why you're all a pack of imbeciles! hahahaaaaaa) sigh.....:P


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    #9793
    loubian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭loubian


    I'm supposed to be in court tomorrow and my solicitor said she would adjourn the hearing until March or April. I haven't heard from her since then and it's sooo difficult to actually talk to her. I dont know if it's adjourned or not. It's not trivial but it's so fudging annoying.


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    #9794
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    ...(I'm secretly burning up with envy - imagine having your own column where you could spout whatever fuucking drivel you wanted every week - and lots of people to read it. The world according to me and why you're all a pack of imbeciles! hahahaaaaaa) sigh.....:P

    Is that not what this thread is?? :D


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    #9795
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    loubian wrote: »
    I'm supposed to be in court tomorrow and my solicitor said she would adjourn the hearing until March or April. I haven't heard from her since then and it's sooo difficult to actually talk to her. I dont know if it's adjourned or not. It's not trivial but it's so fudging annoying.

    Murder? Unpaid parking fines? Incest? Victim?


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    #9796
    BoardsMember
    Registered Users Posts: 4,483 ✭✭✭BoardsMember


    The LUAS ticket machine touch screen, or hammer screen as it should be called. I only use the LUAS occasionally, thankfully, because if I was to use it every day I would have stumps for fingers


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    #9797
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    December2012 wrote: »
    Watching a porn / reading erotica and you have to stop because one of the characters has the same name as your kid.

    You have a kid named Busty Laroux:confused:


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    #9798
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    Unwanted advice! I was in the local having a quite pint by myself and as I have a cold, I got a fit of coughing - nothing unusual for a cough/cold sufferer. Then this auld biddy turns and starts giving me old wives tales of cures that I wouldn't try on a lab rat. Píss off and leave me alone you auld harridan! It's a virus, there is no cure only pain relief and time for my immune system to adjust to the new strain.


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    #9799
    loubian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭loubian


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    Murder? Unpaid parking fines? Incest? Victim?

    Family court


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    #9800
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    December2012 wrote: »
    Watching a porn / reading erotica and you have to stop because one of the characters has the same name as your kid.
    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Or when you're watching porn on your laptop and the battery dies just as you're about to ejaculate, and then all you can see is the reflection of your own cum face on the blank screen. :eek: :mad: :o

    Sweet mother of Jesus :eek:

    :D


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    #9801
    Tombo2001
    Registered Users Posts: 6,651 ✭✭✭Tombo2001


    This a real bug bear of mine....

    People who sit in the car with the engine on. Especially annoying when you are minding kids.

    For example, I am bringing the kids to school. I am getting the kids out of the car to go into the schoolyard. There is a guy beside me sitting in the car. He has the engine on. He's looking at his phone.

    Is he staying?

    Is he going?

    Can I walk out in front of him with the kids?

    Should I wait for him?

    Ditto if you are looking for a car park space, and you think the guy is leaving......and you wait.....and you wait.....and he's still sitting there, with the engine on, not moving, reading the phone.

    Why cant he just turn the engine off, and save everyone the guessing game.

    Real pain in the hole that. (And for anyone who wants to make a suicide joke, its too obvious, you wouldnt be proving anything and clearly not what I'm talking about).


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    #9802
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Tombo2001 wrote: »
    Can I walk out in front of him with the kids?

    Walking behind the car would be the safer option all round surely? I can remember from learning my safe cross code 30 odd years ago that when you get off the bus, walk behind the bus so that oncoming cars can see you and let you cross the road, rather than trying to walk from the front of the bus straight into traffic.

    I had always assumed the same for cars, no? Walk behind the car, so that oncoming traffic can see you, rather than walking in front of the car straight out into traffic that can't see you.


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    #9803
    aujopimur
    Registered Users Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    Finding holes in the slices when I cut a breadloaf.


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    #9804
    Tombo2001
    Registered Users Posts: 6,651 ✭✭✭Tombo2001


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Walking behind the car would be the safer option all round surely? I can remember from learning my safe cross code 30 odd years ago that when you get off the bus, walk behind the bus so that oncoming cars can see you and let you cross the road, rather than trying to walk from the front of the bus straight into traffic.

    I had always assumed the same for cars, no? Walk behind the car, so that oncoming traffic can see you, rather than walking in front of the car straight out into traffic that can't see you.

    Thats if they are driving on the road.....

    If a car is stationary in a carpark with the engine on then (i) there's possibly no room behind him (ii) you are taking in the fumes behind him and (iii) you actually dont know which way he will drive......could reverse, could go forward.....


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    #9805
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    People trying to offload post Xmas crap.
    Does anyone want a half tin of Roses (only the crappy sweets), and if see another fuucken Ferroro Rocher!!
    Someone actually took their life in their hands by asking me did I want a few mince pies, MINCE FUUCKING PIES!!!!


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    #9806
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    People trying to offload post Xmas crap.
    Does anyone want a half tin of Roses (only the crappy sweets), and if see another fuucken Ferroro Rocher!!
    Someone actually took their life in their hands by asking me did I want a few mince pies, MINCE FUUCKING PIES!!!!

    Mmm, I love them Ferrari Roger I do boss. I'd take 'em off anyone - right old tart that way, I am! :D


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    #9807
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,192 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    People trying to offload post Xmas crap.
    Does anyone want a half tin of Roses (only the crappy sweets), and if see another fuucken Ferroro Rocher!!
    Someone actually took their life in their hands by asking me did I want a few mince pies, MINCE FUUCKING PIES!!!!

    LOL!


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    #9808
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Kids in supermarkets. I was queuing this morning and a kid of about 4, was behind me with her mother. The child kept bumping into my back, but what can you do she's a child. The mother wasn't paying attention and I just couldn't be bothered to make an issue of it at the time. It was only later that I realised the back of my coat had bits of the biscuity snack thing the child had been eating all over it.:mad:


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    #9809
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Kids in supermarkets. I was queuing this morning and a kid of about 4, was behind me with her mother. The child kept bumping into my back, but what can you do she's a child. The mother wasn't paying attention and I just couldn't be bothered to make an issue of it at the time. It was only later that I realised the back of my coat had bits of the biscuity snack thing the child had been eating all over it.:mad:

    That's more a crap parent than anything else.


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    #9810
    Tasden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Kids in supermarkets. I was queuing this morning and a kid of about 4, was behind me with her mother. The child kept bumping into my back, but what can you do she's a child. The mother wasn't paying attention and I just couldn't be bothered to make an issue of it at the time. It was only later that I realised the back of my coat had bits of the biscuity snack thing the child had been eating all over it.:mad:

    I take the passive aggressive route and sigh loudly and shake my head at the parent until they do something :)


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    #9811
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Tasden wrote: »
    I take the passive aggressive route and sigh loudly and shake my head at the parent until they do something :)
    I've been known to do that many a time, but I'm a bit viral and wooly headed at the moment and just wanted to get home to some warm solpadeine:D


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