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Trivial things that annoy you

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    #1652
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I thought it was "cùnt" after getting auto-corrected :pac:

    Now that makes sense.

    Though "c*nt" and "aunt" are often synonymous.


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    #1653
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    What do you call your aunts? "She-uncles?"

    Does he mean Aunty?


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    #1654
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    The fact that there are 2 of these guys ":p" on the smilie options when I post.

    Why the fuq are there two of them?


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    #1655
    Whatsernamex33
    Closed Accounts Posts: 843 ✭✭✭Whatsernamex33


    efb wrote: »
    Does he mean Aunty?

    I'm a she :pac:
    And yes, I do mean Aunty. :P


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    #1656
    rn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭rn


    The low hum of the extractor fan in the ensuite in the bedroom next door...


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    #1657
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Whatsernamex33 wrote: »
    I'm a she :pac:
    And yes, I do mean Aunty. :P

    good for you:cool:


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    #1658
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    People who say somethign was "all over the shop" - why? What's wrong with "place"? Is it the extra letter or something?


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    #1659
    pitythefool
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭pitythefool


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    People who say somethign was "all over the shop" - why? What's wrong with "place"? Is it the extra letter or something?

    it came from messy work places

    it is simply an expression for disorganised.

    the shop in question may be work-shop rather than retail outlet, but somebody will need to confirm


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    #1660
    hollster2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭hollster2


    When im shopping in tesco, When I go to the self service "QUICK!" till............

    "Please place item in bagging area"
    It is you annoying f**k Grrrr!!!!


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    #1661
    pitythefool
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭pitythefool


    hollster2 wrote: »
    When im shopping in tesco, When I go to the self service "QUICK!" till............

    "Please place item in bagging area"
    It is you annoying f**k Grrrr!!!!

    have you only one item

    they might be on about the next item


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    #1662
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    pitythefool wrote: »
    have you only one item

    they might be on about the next item


    Nope, happens to me too, at this stage I've gone back to just waiting in the queues because of the stupid having to place the bag "just so" on the scales to have it register, and then the whole "please place item in bagging area", "please wait, assistance is on it's way, please wait, assistance...", Oh shut, UP!! :(


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    #1663
    pitythefool
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭pitythefool


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Nope, happens to me too, at this stage I've gone back to just waiting in the queues because of the stupid having to place the bag "just so" on the scales to have it register, and then the whole "please place item in bagging area", "please wait, assistance is on it's way, please wait, assistance...", Oh shut, UP!! :(

    please place your sarcasm detector in the bagging area


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    #1664
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    pitythefool wrote: »
    please place your sarcasm detector in the bagging area


    Shìte, I wonder can I leave this username back and get another one? :pac:


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    #1665
    pitythefool
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭pitythefool


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Shìte, I wonder can I leave this username back and get another one? :pac:

    You will have to go to customer service for that, you might run into problems there too, but at least you wont have to hear, please place item in bagging area


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    #1666
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    pitythefool wrote: »
    it came from messy work places

    it is simply an expression for disorganised.

    the shop in question may be work-shop rather than retail outlet, but somebody will need to confirm

    Oh :confused:

    What about "all over the camp"?


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    #1667
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Nope, happens to me too, at this stage I've gone back to just waiting in the queues because of the stupid having to place the bag "just so" on the scales to have it register, and then the whole "please place item in bagging area", "please wait, assistance is on it's way, please wait, assistance...", Oh shut, UP!! :(

    haha, and it gives you ten seconds to pack and then starts telling you to fúck off please take your items :mad:


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    #1668
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Oh :confused:

    What about "all over the camp"?

    That's what you say when you get tired of flamboyant homosexuals.


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    #1669
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    People who can't pronounce "million" and say "millin" urgh!!!!!!!!


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    #1670
    Chabals Beard
    Registered Users Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Chabals Beard


    When people try to talk about sports they have never played or watched, especially around the Olympics.

    People who hashtag on Facebook.

    Boy racers who claim to be petrol heads with their ****ty bangers "done up".


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    #1671
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Chabals Beard wrote: »
    When people try to talk about sports they have never played or watched, especially around the Olympics.

    People who hashtag on Facebook.

    Boy racers who claim to be petrol heads with their ****ty bangers "done up".

    What's hashtag?

    Your post reminds me of something that annoyed me at the last special olympics - they were advertised as "these are the real olympics" and I thought hang on, if someone said that about the usual olympics there'd be war :eek:

    edit: just the hash, duh. Sorry :(


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    #1672
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    What's hashtag?

    Your post reminds me of something that annoyed me at the last special olympics - they were advertised as "these are the real olympics" and I thought hang on, if someone said that about the usual olympics there'd be war :eek:

    edit: just the hash, duh. Sorry :(

    Yeah, it's like when I was watching the 100 metres in the Special Olympics. There wasn't any thing special about the time they ran it in, let me tell you.


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    #1673
    Brian_Zeluz
    Registered Users Posts: 445 ✭✭Brian_Zeluz


    People who can't seem to get rid of the cough they've had for months, shut the f##k up!


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    #1674
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    The way most people ask for chips in a chip shop/chipper, they ask for a chip not chips. It's plural for a reason, you're going to be disappointed in my take away.


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    #1675
    The Pheasant
    Registered Users Posts: 372 ✭✭The Pheasant


    When my dog is curled up in his bed looking all comfortable and then thinks he has to get up just because I walk into the room...makes me feel guilty


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    #1676
    joe stodge
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    Badly dubbed tv ads, munch bunch, Nutella and the magnum ads are cùnts for this.


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    #1677
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    This isn't a trivial annoyance, it's a major one. A neighbour has barley sown a couple of fields away. He has on of those 'crow bangers' going every three minutes to stop birds at his crop.

    It's basically a propane noise gun that sounds like a real gun. Firing EVERY three minutes. Grand sound to wake you up having consumed quite an amount of alcohol last night.


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    #1678
    dutopia
    Registered Users Posts: 583 ✭✭✭dutopia


    People that wash dishes with loads of soapy water, and then leave them to dry with soap still all over them.

    RINSE THE DISHES IN COLD WATER TO REMOVE THE SOAP AFTER YOU WASH THEM.


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    #1679
    dutopia
    Registered Users Posts: 583 ✭✭✭dutopia


    People who don't leave a space after a comma or period,like this.Annoying.


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    #1680
    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    yohan the great wrote: »
    When people write "for ffs" or "ffs sake" instead of just "ffs"

    When people type their PIN number at the ATM machine.


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    #1681
    dutopia
    Registered Users Posts: 583 ✭✭✭dutopia


    chatterpillar wrote: »
    When people type their PIN number at the ATM machine.

    When people say "ATM Machine" instead of just "ATM".


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