How do you greet someone on a date ?

downwithpeace · 27-01-2013 2:07am

Your buying right?

gobnaitolunacy · 27-01-2013 9:51am

How's ur belly for a lodger?

Vicar in a tutu · 27-01-2013 9:56am

Say '' Ugh'' and shoulder past them as hard as you can and go home, treat em mean to keep em keen

Huckster · 27-01-2013 10:19am

Bad Santa wrote: »

"Sorry I'm late. Had to go to an Internet Cafe to print out the Group On voucher."

Has actually happened me...
It was then followed by a cringingly terrible display of him arguing loudly with the waiter when the bill came because he managed to misread the voucher and thought it would cover more of the meal. It was one of those small intimate restaurants too, and loads of the other customers were craning their necks with bemused looks on their faces...

Oh the shame...

Joe10000 · 27-01-2013 10:29am

What a perfect thread for AH, very funny lads.

However the answer is one hand on back/hip area and a kiss on the cheek.

Handshake is a big no no on a first date, too formal.

Oranage2 · 27-01-2013 10:48am

First as you're walking towards the lady stop about 5ft away and eye her up head to toe and say "meh, it'll do".

Approach the lady with an arms wide open hug, give her a strong hug to show how strong you are, also smell her hair, this will show the lady she interests you.

Sit down and order her a salad, you get steak.

Make sure to ask the waiter for the strongest cheapest wine and order several bottles.

Leave and bring the lady home and fornicate.

Next day say "I'll call you later" but don't.

jaffacakesyum · 27-01-2013 12:20pm

Funny answers aside

I actually don't know the answer to this

Handshake is way too formal. Kiss on the cheek could be awkward if both parties don't know it's coming :pac: And then what about blind dates or a first date where you don't know the girl that well? Would you still kiss on the cheek?

One of life's greatest mysteries

jd007 · 27-01-2013 2:50pm

Hi, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Bad Santa · 27-01-2013 10:44pm

Huckster wrote: »

Has actually happened me...
It was then followed by a cringingly terrible display of him arguing loudly with the waiter when the bill came because he managed to misread the voucher and thought it would cover more of the meal. It was one of those small intimate restaurants too, and loads of the other customers were craning their necks with bemused looks on their faces...
Oh the shame...

Fair enough, but you could've at least had sex with me.

Sprouts · 27-01-2013 11:01pm

Have your lad hanging out of your zip and pull out your pockets and ask her is there an elephant in the room?

Gannicus · 27-01-2013 11:06pm

Blast her with p!ss.

monkeysnapper · 27-01-2013 11:12pm

Look we both know where this is going. We go out for a meal and drinks, probably cost around 100 euro. Can I just give you the 100 euro and let's go back to mine .

Absolutezero · 27-01-2013 11:16pm

badabing106 wrote: »

Is a one armed hug okay ?

WTF are you doing with the other one? Ugh.

pixie_dust · 27-01-2013 11:56pm

'What's that strange smell???....is that off you'

MJ23 · 28-01-2013 12:03am

Give her a bag of Mega Meanies, a Rocky bar and a can of Club orange. She'll be delighted.

mconigol · 28-01-2013 8:33am

Approach slowly from the side with your plumage extended while provocatively rocking your head to some funky techno. Take deliberate steps to emphasize your prowess. This should be done in a very public place in other to discourage other potential suitors.

Here's a good instructional video:

smash · 28-01-2013 8:49am

Helicopter!!!

canonball5 · 28-01-2013 10:20am

The agency said cash only, right ?

MurdyWurdy · 28-01-2013 10:21am

Hug and a kiss on the cheek - if I run into men I know in town (guys I went to school with, friends boyfriends etc) they do that anyway so I can't see it causing any harm!