Where is the remote?

MadsL

Seriously, where the fuck is it? Anyone seen it?

CollardGreens

You left it in the kitchen

deco nate

under the dog..

im invisible

Beside the tv

deco nate

oh,ohh!i know were it is now!its in the last place ya bloody left it.bet im right!!

up for anything

It landed face down in the butter.

Auntie Psychotic

Down the side of the couch, where it always is.

Simi

It's in... Bill's house... and... Fred's house.

deelite

Window ledge or in the kitchen...

Cee-Jay-Cee

Did you find it yet? This is serious as its not the first time it's gone missing, I'm starting to feel there's some kind of pattern happening here....

HTML5!

It's in the fridge, obviously.

You accidentally put it back in there with the milk thinking it was butter, but you didn't have butter this morning.

phelixoflaherty

In the kitchen beside the kettle or left on top of the downstairs toilet roll holder

CruelCoin

MadsL wrote: »

Seriously, where the fuck is it? Anyone seen it?

Your cat is sitting on it, blocking communication with the outside world. Evil plan working as intended.

biko

Dammit, it was here a second ago...

EZ24GET

you took it to work with you,

StompToWork

I took it, see. And I'd do it again, see.

MadsL

StompToWork wrote: »

I took it, see. And I'd do it again, see.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my remote go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

StompToWork

MadsL wrote: »

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my remote go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Good luck.

MadsL

StompToWork wrote: »

Good luck.

Calling a friend at Three to track your iPhone in the Dunmanway/Enniskean area of West Cork. I'm closing in...;)

im invisible

found the remote, but...


where did i put my keys??

MadsL

...and where is my wallet? Had it yesterday.

Princess Peach

Up me sleevies!

Chucken

Thats not a wallet...thats your armies.

Princess Peach

My armies are in Iraq. Fighting the war against the damn yanks

MadsL

Princess Peach wrote: »

My armies are in Iraq. Fighting the war against the damn yanks

Invisible armies, whatever next.

Princess Peach

Invisible duck armies.

MadsL

Princess Peach wrote: »

Invisible duck armies.

Horse-sized duck armies?

Princess Peach

No, duck sized ducks obviously!

MadsL

I think I would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses.

Princess Peach

I would rather eat 100 horse sized ducks

Sarky

You'd need a whole lot of plum sauce. Gallons. Frankly, I'm not convinced you could handle the plum sauce.

King George VI

I'm paralysed by island beats.

bored swahn kur

im invisible wrote: »

found the remote, but...


where did i put my keys??

found the keys,


























but seem to have misplaced the remote, again

Star Lord

I found the remote, but I demand an explanation for why it was there, you dirty boy!