Dustin the turkey

Musicmann 279

Whatever happened to him?

hefferboi

He dead.

Boombastic

Are you worried it was him you had for dinner at christmas?

ColeTrain

He's now economics advisor to Enda Kenny

endacl

A bit crap. Vaguely embarrassing once he went briefly international. Best forgotten...

Musicmann 279

His jokes got very lame after awhile eg saying he thought gay byrne was dead for the 500th time.

Boombastic

M.C. Dustin your only man is here, I arrived in the hi-ace to bring some cheer, I'll be over in the morning to fix that ceiling, so that's me trade wheeling and dealin'. ten hours a day on the old building site, constructing by day and rapping by night..


Ah those where the days , His construction company probably went bust after the boom

FearDark

Dustin is brilliant! What's wrong with you people?! Dustin, Snotzer, Zig and Zag and Zuppy...my childhood!

6,000th post. GET A JAWB!

Chao

He went to America for Thanksgiving and was never seen again.

Boombastic

Hungry boy, Wicklow boy,
Burger bar, Burger bar,
Chip Van, Scampi man,
Coleslaw, country boy,
In your burger, country boy,
What ya Havin, Who's Payin,
What's this, Fishy gizz,
Last Bus, Last ride,
Bad Night, wrap it up,
Keep it tight, Dinner Box,
In the snot, Lap it up,
Fire it up, Throw it up,
Wheres the Money? Burger Bar, Burger Bar, Burger Bar
No petrol in the car,
Who's gona pay, it's you boooyyyy

Hungry boy,
Wicklow boy,
Burger bar, Burger bar,
Chip Van, Scampi man,
Coleslaw, Country boy,
In your burger, Country boy,
What ya Havin, Who's Payin,
What's this, Fishy gizz,
Last Bus, Last ride,
Bad Night, Wrap it up,
Keep it tight, Dinner Box,
In the snot, Lap it up,
Fire it up, Throw it up,
Wheres the Money? Burger Bar, Burger Bar, Burger Bar
No petrol in the car,
Who's gona pay, it's you boooyyyy

Mega mega Large fries,
Large coke, Quater-pounder,
Cheese burger, Milksake,
Onion Rings, Curry Sauce,
Sausage roll, Chicken box,
Snack Box, No pox,
Chicken pox
Hurry hurry, Curry Curry,
Bleedin Hot, Bleedin Hot,
Wrap it up, Wrap it up
We want it hot, want it hot,

Burger (x5)
Larger(x3), more chips.

Slab cod, soft place,
I want it fresh, in me face,
Real potatoes, real potatoes,
Not frozen, real potatoes,
Spudddd Boyyyy!

Shouting,
Arklow (x5), Arklow (x3),
County Wicklow!
Arklow (x5), Arklow (x3),
County Wicklow!

Plastic Chairs, plastic teeth,
Greasy tiles and me knees.
Orange tiles, ugly tiles.
Smell the fap from bleendin miles,
Good night, top night,
Ruin it all, start a fight,
What do you do, Skip the que,
Call the guards, skip them yards,
Until the flash those yellow car,
At you boyyyy!

Shouting,
Burger (x5).
Larger(x3), more chips.
Arklow (x5), Arklow (x3),
County Wicklow!

Bad Santa

Boombastic wrote: »

Remember this?

Yup, a classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPeN61GrPy0

Boombastic

Ah yes youtube:o


I was thinking there should be a easier way that the longhand script:pac:

DEFTLEFTHAND

I think he fell out of favour after the Eurovision thing. I can't remember an act before or since that was actually booed. He did pop up recently on the 50th anniversary of the LLS and made a weak attempt at humour at the expense of Twink which was met with awkward silence from the audience.

dodderangler

Boombastic wrote: »

Hungry boy, Wicklow boy,
Burger bar, Burger bar,
Chip Van, Scampi man,
Coleslaw, country boy,
In your burger, country boy,
What ya Havin, Who's Payin,
What's this, Fishy gizz,
Last Bus, Last ride,
Bad Night, wrap it up,
Keep it tight, Dinner Box,
In the snot, Lap it up,
Fire it up, Throw it up,
Wheres the Money? Burger Bar, Burger Bar, Burger Bar
No petrol in the car,
Who's gona pay, it's you boooyyyy

Hungry boy,
Wicklow boy,
Burger bar, Burger bar,
Chip Van, Scampi man,
Coleslaw, Country boy,
In your burger, Country boy,
What ya Havin, Who's Payin,
What's this, Fishy gizz,
Last Bus, Last ride,
Bad Night, Wrap it up,
Keep it tight, Dinner Box,
In the snot, Lap it up,
Fire it up, Throw it up,
Wheres the Money? Burger Bar, Burger Bar, Burger Bar
No petrol in the car,
Who's gona pay, it's you boooyyyy

Mega mega Large fries,
Large coke, Quater-pounder,
Cheese burger, Milksake,
Onion Rings, Curry Sauce,
Sausage roll, Chicken box,
Snack Box, No pox,
Chicken pox
Hurry hurry, Curry Curry,
Bleedin Hot, Bleedin Hot,
Wrap it up, Wrap it up
We want it hot, want it hot,

Burger (x5)
Larger(x3), more chips.

Slab cod, soft place,
I want it fresh, in me face,
Real potatoes, real potatoes,
Not frozen, real potatoes,
Spudddd Boyyyy!

Shouting,
Arklow (x5), Arklow (x3),
County Wicklow!
Arklow (x5), Arklow (x3),
County Wicklow!

Plastic Chairs, plastic teeth,
Greasy tiles and me knees.
Orange tiles, ugly tiles.
Smell the fap from bleendin miles,
Good night, top night,
Ruin it all, start a fight,
What do you do, Skip the que,
Call the guards, skip them yards,
Until the flash those yellow car,
At you boyyyy!

Shouting,
Burger (x5).
Larger(x3), more chips.
Arklow (x5), Arklow (x3),
County Wicklow!

Da fuq???????