what am i going to find?

horrormurph

smash wrote: »

So why not take another pic like you did earlier and write boards.ie on the paper too?

there you go smash, just for you.

Micky Dolenz

I like Galway.

Dublin is right craic too.

Micky Dolenz

in yo face.

It's funny cos it's true

smash

horrormurph wrote: »

there you go smash, just for you.

Yessss... That'll be my new avi when I subscribe again.

Right, I apologise then.

recyclebin

So when you say you want to go to school in Ireland do you mean uninversity? UCD and Trinity would be the big two universities in Ireland and both are in Dublin

Push Pop

horrormurph wrote: »

there you go smash, just for you.

This is even a better thread than the stingy people one. By the way, you look Irish too, in a good way of course!

mackeire

horrormurph wrote: »

there you go smash, just for you.

Man leave your sister alone. She doesn't want to take anymore pictures for you!

horrormurph

smash wrote: »

Yessss... That'll be my new avi when I subscribe again.

Right, I apologise then.

it's all good smash, if anything you gave me a good laugh with your persistence. :pac:

Death and Taxes

horrormurph wrote: »

i heard limerick was a ghetto and to avoid it at all costs...

Yup, its like East LA but with a lot more guns, .....oh and a lot more horses!:D

anncoates

Just bear in mind that if you have an argument with your parents or fail your exams, it's not really acceptable in Ireland to go into school and shoot everybody the next day.

horrormurph

recyclebin wrote: »

So when you say you want to go to school in Ireland do you mean uninversity? UCD and Trinity would be the big two universities in Ireland and both are in Dublin

yes university, i plan on becoming a journalist and what better country to start my writing career other than ireland? home of the poets, where their people turn words into art.

Rasmus

Horrormurph, haven't you seen enough crime shows? You have to date the note you're holding up! Otherwise you could have found this image on twitter, of say, Channing Tatum's wife.

horrormurph

anncoates wrote: »

Just bear in mind that if you have an argument with your parents or fail your exams, it's not really acceptable in Ireland to go into school and shoot everybody the next day.

noted, i'll try my hardest to push down my american hunger for bloodshed.

horrormurph

Rasmus wrote: »

Horrormurph, haven't you seen enough crime shows? You have to date the note you're holding up! Otherwise you could have found this image on twitter, of say, Channing Tatum's wife.

i feel like i've delivered on enough of your demands, i'm golden. :cool:

anncoates

horrormurph wrote: »

noted, i'll try my hardest to push down my american hunger for bloodshed.

Not at all.

There are number of institutions that could do with some people cleansing.

smash

horrormurph wrote: »

it's all good smash, if anything you gave me a good laugh with your persistence. :pac:

I'm gonna get all the new girls to do that in future :pac:

BillyMitchel

You're going to find lots of willys (every popular name here).

PM me OP ill be back studying next year ill take care of you. Did you look into colleges yet? Any idea where you will go?

recyclebin

I'm still suspicious. We need some proof your in america?

Setun

horrormurph wrote: »

yes university, i plan on becoming a journalist and what better country to start my writing career other than ireland? home of the poets, where their people turn words into art.

Do you realise that in order to become a great writer in Ireland you have to leave the country the first chance you get and set yourself up in France?

horrormurph

Setun wrote: »

Do you realise that in order to become a great writer in Ireland you have to leave the country the first chance you get and set yourself up in France?

)': but i don't really like the french...

horrormurph

WileyCoyote wrote: »

Yup, its like East LA but with a lot more guns, .....oh and a lot more horses!:D

i've never been to L.A, but i do love horses!

horrormurph

Rasmus wrote: »

Horrormurph, haven't you seen enough crime shows? You have to date the note you're holding up! Otherwise you could have found this image on twitter, of say, Channing Tatum's wife.

have you seen channing tatums wife?! god, if i'd go lez for anyone...

Micky Dolenz

horrormurph wrote: »

i've never been to L.A, but i do love horses!

Limerick is the place for you then.

Setun

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Limerick is the place for you then.

Yeah, Limerick is just like the Camargue region in the South of France - lots of wild horses, roaming freely. It's a beautiful sight to behold.

horrormurph

back on the subject though, other than staying clear of men like the ones on AHs. i've learned nothing about ireland, other than they have ghettos, and pretty places. what's you're culture like? what's up with your humor? what are somethings i should avoid doing so as to not offend anyone?

sbsquarepants

horrormurph wrote: »

i'm not a cheerleader, i'm afraid this is the best i can give you.

You can stay in my house:D

horrormurph

Setun wrote: »

Yeah, Limerick is just like the Camargue region in the South of France - lots of wild horses, roaming freely. It's a beautiful sight to behold.

i like horses, just not a big country girl. but i'll definitely have to do a drive through of limerick to see those horses.

somefeen

something off putting about those pictures.......The eyes, their dull and lifeless.
This is in fact a 30 year old neck beard and his sex doll.

Of course I would need to see a video of you jumping on a trampoline to be convinced that you're real.

Micky Dolenz

horrormurph wrote: »

back on the subject though, other than staying clear of men like the ones on AHs. i've learned nothing about ireland, other than they have ghettos, and pretty places. what's you're culture like? what's up with your humor? what are somethings i should avoid doing so as to not offend anyone?

Nah, you'll be grand. Shur we are like a mini America. a lot of our tv is American and some people even try and speak with American accents.

horrormurph

somefeen wrote: »

something off putting about those pictures.......The eyes, their dull and lifeless.
This is in fact a 30 year old neck beard and his sex doll.

Of course I would need to see a video of you jumping on a trampoline to be convinced that you're real.

my eyes are lifeless.

crazygeryy

mackeire wrote: »

1: you'll be grand on the drink within a month.

2: Irish women dont like anyone. Not even irish men! Its ok tho, we have polish women. And polish women dont have red hair and freckles and say things like 'scarlett for yur ma for havin ya'.

3: Avoid the northside of dublin and limerick.

4: they spike your drink. Or you'll spike your own drink so you dont have to listen to the bull**** coming from their mouths.

5: Will ya meet/shift me friend?
Usually the friend is nowhere to be seen.

what did limerick ever do to you?

kneemos

horrormurph wrote: »

i like horses, just not a big country girl. but i'll definitely have to do a drive through of limerick to see those horses.

Don't mention a drive through in Limerick for gods sake.

anncoates

recyclebin wrote: »

I'm still suspicious. We need some proof your in america?

........

horrormurph wrote: »

yes university, i plan on becoming a journalist and what better country to start my writing career other than ireland? home of the poets, where their people turn words into art.

Micky Dolenz

Mod

No need to pull things in from everywhere.

The OP is legit.

Micky Dolenz

horrormurph wrote: »

my eyes are lifeless.

No mind him. It's an attempt at humour.

Rasmus

What schools have you applied to OP?

sebastianlieken

gallag wrote: »

Ok, since you are hot you have been upgraded to belfast, the nice end of the Island away from these common folk.

I agree. Belfast. :pac:

smash

horrormurph wrote: »

what's up with your humor?

Truthfully, this is something you would need to get used to. Irish people are very sarcastic and slag each other a lot. If you're not used to it you might find it very offensive.

horrormurph

Rasmus wrote: »

What schools have you applied to OP?

i've applied to trinity, nui galway, ucc, and dublin city university. hopefully i get into one. :P

Mr Simpson

1. Ignore People who say avoid North Dublin, lots of it is lovely. Eg, Clontarf, Howth, Malahide.

2. We're sarcastic bastards, a lot of americans don't get that, you'll need to adjust.

3. Lastly, nice pics

The Reamer

Are you catholic? Because you have to be Church of Ireland or England (protestant) to get into Trinity College or any NUI university.

Catholics can only go to the IT's.

Leftist

why would you come to ireland anyway? is it some romantic ancestorial thing? because you're in for a rude awakening.
Half the people leave or want to leave and the other half spend their time looking desperatly for reasons to love the place.

horrormurph

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

If you like rain, you will love it.

i love the rain, i love dancing in it. it's the child in me i guess.

sebastianlieken

smash wrote: »

Truthfully, this is something you would need to get used to. Irish people are very sarcastic and slag each other a lot. If you're not used to it you might find it very offensive.

Irish people are sarcastic?! well that's news to me.... cunt. :pac:

Mr Simpson

horrormurph wrote: »

i love the rain, i love dancing in it. it's the child in me i guess.

You'll soon tire of it

somefeen

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

No mind him. It's an attempt at humour.

An attempt?

Vojera

horrormurph wrote: »

back on the subject though, other than staying clear of men like the ones on AHs. i've learned nothing about ireland, other than they have ghettos, and pretty places. what's you're culture like? what's up with your humor? what are somethings i should avoid doing so as to not offend anyone?

The main thing about our humour is that people slag each other all the time. If no one is taking the piss out of you, nobody likes you. Don't be offended!

Also, a lot of Irish people think all Americans are stupid. Maybe because of George W Bush and the People of Walmart website. They'll get get over it.

Also, a lot of Irish people think all Americans are Yanks. Don't bother trying to explain why this isn't the case.

As for drinking, you will be asked all the time why you aren't drinking. People in this country just cannot understand why a person wouldn't drink when the opportunity comes up. Everything you've heard about the Irish drinking problem is true and probably worse. Pro tip: drink stuff like coke and tell people there's vodka in it. They'll leave you alone.

The most offensive thing you can do in Ireland is not buy your round. If you're getting into rounds, you MUST buy everyone a drink when your turn comes around. Otherwise you'll be labelled a scab and a tight-arse. If you're not drinking or you're a slow drinker, you're best to insist on buying your own drinks.

Mr Simpson

somefeen wrote: »

An attempt?

A failed one

horrormurph

IK09 wrote: »

...its where most the stags are.

what are stags?