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Please Kill Me

Friday 12th April

hdowney wrote: »

i need a hipflask

I need a hip! :pac:

hdowney

Other - name the day on-thread.

Please Kill Me wrote: »

I need a hip! :pac:

I actually need one of them too so!!!

Esoteric_

If we're going to Hell, they check for bottles. So if anyone is poor enough that they need to sneak drink in (lads, it's 3.40 a pint, 2.50 Jagerbombs and 2.50 bottles of Kopparberg, not huge prices!), stick it down your jocks. Can't say I've ever done it myself but my little sister swears by it. Apparently her record is getting 3 naggins and a shoulder down her underwear. :pac:

Killer_banana

Esoteric_ wrote: »

If we're going to Hell, they check for bottles. So if anyone is poor enough that they need to sneak drink in (lads, it's 3.40 a pint, 2.50 Jagerbombs and 2.50 bottles of Kopparberg, not huge prices!), stick it down your jocks. Can't say I've ever done it myself but my little sister swears by it. Apparently her record is getting 3 naggins and a shoulder down her underwear. :pac:

I've also heard, depending what you're hiding, sticking it in the back of your bra works. Mind you I think a shoulder would be bit obvious. :pac:

Esoteric_

Killer_banana wrote: »

I've also heard, depending what you're hiding, sticking it in the back of your bra works. Mind you I think a shoulder would be bit obvious. :pac:

My boobs barely fit in my bra, let alone bottles of booze ffs. :pac:

P_1

Hipflask in the back pocket and an attitude that suggests that they shouldn't need to search you is all you really need :cool:

Cupcake_Crisis

Esoteric_ wrote: »

If you spend all your money in Penneys, do what all the kids do - crouching tiger, hidden naggin.

I'll be doing that either way! I'll have a few before I head in!

Club hell always check bags, always!!! But im sure I can afford a few in there

P_1

Strange that, I've never actually been searched going in there and I would have gone in carrying backpacks etc in the past

RhoDoDenDron

P_1 wrote: »

Hipflask in the back pocket and an attitude that suggests that they shouldn't need to search you is all you really need :cool:

Yeah, I don't tend to get searched or asked for ID in Hell :V

Please Kill Me

Friday 12th April

Esoteric_ wrote: »

My boobs barely fit in my bra, let alone bottles of booze ffs. :pac:

Cupcake_Crisis

P_1 wrote: »

Strange that, I've never actually been searched going in there and I would have gone in carrying backpacks etc in the past

I must just look dodgey!

Esoteric_

RhoDoDenDron wrote: »

Yeah, I don't tend to get searched or asked for ID in Hell :V

They've searched the bags of everyone I've seen in the past few months, except me, but that's only because the bouncers know me.

One of the girls that works on the bar even came up to me on her break, offering me chocolate last week. :pac:

P_1

Esoteric_ wrote: »

They've searched the bags of everyone I've seen in the past few months, except me, but that's only because the bouncers know me.

One of the girls that works on the bar even came up to me on her break, offering me chocolate last week. :pac:

Haven't actually been there in a good few months now that I think of it. Kinda sad that people feel the need to sneak in drink to one of the cheaper pubs to be fair

Esoteric_

P_1 wrote: »

Haven't actually been there in a good few months now that I think of it. Kinda sad that people feel the need to sneak in drink to one of the cheaper pubs to be fair

I'd say it's because, as they don't ID people, loads of underage kids go there. Underage kids live off pocket money from mammy and daddy, so the only way they can even afford to drink is to sneak it in.

I know my younger sister sneaks drink into clubs where the drinks are pricey, but even she doesn't sneak it into Hell. It's a euro for some of their shots, ffs!

I dunno, I just... don't go on a night out if I can't afford it. If I want to get a naggin or a shoulder, I just pre-drink at home before I go out, I don't stick it down my underwear. :pac:

RhoDoDenDron

P_1 wrote: »

Haven't actually been there in a good few months now that I think of it. Kinda sad that people feel the need to sneak in drink to one of the cheaper pubs to be fair

Very true. I mean, Hell is so cheap I'll occasionally pop down for pre-drinks there before heading off someone else. At 2.50 for a large bottle of Kopparberg, they're cheaper than Dunne's or Tesco.

Esoteric_

RhoDoDenDron wrote: »

Very true. I mean, Hell is so cheap I'll occasionally pop down for pre-drinks there before heading off someone else. At 2.50 for a large bottle of Kopparberg, they're cheaper than Dunne's or Tesco.

I pre-drink there a lot.

Thinking of it realistically, if you drink Kopparberg and Sambuca, you can get 4 pints bottles and 10 shots for 20 euro. That'd have 99% of people fairly feckin' drunk. :pac:

maximoose

€2.50 pint bottles of Kopparberg?! That's awesome

P_1

Yeah true, forgot all the irritating underagers were one of the reasons I stopped heading there for a bit.

Only place I tend to sneak drink in is somewhere that's just taking the mick with prices or somewhere where my choice of drink was unavailable

Esoteric_

maximoose wrote: »

€2.50 pint bottles of Kopparberg?! That's awesome

And -

Pints - 3.40
Pitchers - 9
Hell shots (spiced sambuca and a dash of cranberry juice) - 1
Tequila shot - 2
Mickey finns - 2
Jager - 2
Jagerbomb - 2.50
Cocktails - 5


Yes, I'm an alcoholic.

P_1

Esoteric_ wrote: »

And -

Pints - 3.40
Pitchers - 9
Hell shots (spiced sambuca and a dash of cranberry juice) - 1
Tequila shot - 2
Mickey finns - 2
Jager - 2
Jagerbomb - 2.50
Cocktails - 5


Yes, I'm an alcoholic.

You on commission for them too? :pac:

Esoteric_

P_1 wrote: »

You on commission for them too? :pac:

:pac: I wish, I'd earn a feckin' fortune!

maximoose

Hmmm. Those prices all the time or at weekends? May have to visit this place

20th suits me, so I may pop in

Esoteric_

maximoose wrote: »

Hmmm. Those prices all the time or at weekends? May have to visit this place

20th suits me, so I may pop in

Just Saturdays, Hell is only run on a Saturday. O'Reilly's (the pub itself) only charge 3.40 a pint every day though.

P_1

maximoose wrote: »

Hmmm. Those prices all the time or at weekends? May have to visit this place

20th suits me, so I may pop in

3.40 a pint is a great way to kill time when you're waiting for a train. Their Guinness is fecking delish too

maximoose

Sweet, think I'll dander over for pre drinks on Thursday

Marty McFly

Never been in hell but the last time I was in O Reilly it was nearly impossible to get a drink in the place, we went before I think it was Primal Scream and after half an hour of trying to get a drink and still a few back in the que we bailed.

Cupcake_Crisis

Who's for jager bombs?!

hdowney

Other - name the day on-thread.

I have never actually had a Jagerbomb. Dunno why, just never gotten round to it

P_1

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Who's for jager bombs?!

Ah jagerbombs. Great way to ruin a perfectly good Jager if ye ask me :pac:

Marty McFly

P_1 wrote: »

Ah jagerbombs. Great way to ruin a perfectly good Jager if ye ask me :pac:

Im with yeh straight jager all the way.

Esoteric_

CC, I've never been beaten racing bombs, so I fully expect you to win!

@Marty, it does be fairly busy on Saturdays too, but if anyone has trouble getting to the bar, send me, I never fail to get served within 2 or 3 minutes 'cause the bar staff love me. :pac:

Last week when I was there was awkward. Some bloke was ahead of me in the queue, and let me go first, so I thanked him and smiled at him. He threw his arm around me and was chatting away, all friendly, which was fine. Everyone in Hell is like that. Chatted back, and the sad git goes 'Can I kiss you on the lips?'

Who the FCUK says that?! I was like 'Eh, I'm married' and he just went 'Oh shít,' and turned away immediately. :pac:

Cupcake_Crisis

I cant drink jager on its own and dont let me have any more than 2 jager bombs... unless you all want to get groped.

Esoteric_

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I cant drink jager on its own and dont let me have any more than 2 jager bombs... unless you all want to get groped.

You can grope me all you want, I'm sure Marty would love to watch that. :pac:

I'll buy ya a jagerbomb

Cupcake_Crisis

Esoteric_ wrote: »

You can grope me all you want, I'm sure Marty would love to watch that. :pac:

I'll buy ya a jagerbomb

Are you trying to seduce me? :P

Esoteric_

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Are you trying to seduce me? :P

Women always say that when I'm trying to be nice. I must come across as very sleazy when I compliment their boobs or arse.

P_1

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Women always say that when I'm trying to be nice. I must come across as very sleazy when I compliment their boobs or arse.

Are we going to have to start calling you Mrs Robinson :pac:

Esoteric_

P_1 wrote: »

Are we going to have to start calling you Mrs Robinson :pac:

Píss off, I'm being friendly!

P_1

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Píss off, I'm being friendly!

Ah I'm acting like good old Mr Joseph King

Star Lord

Behave please!

Esoteric_

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Behave please!

We will, we're not drinking yet!

I kid, I kid. No more groping talk, promise. Well, I won't talk about it anyway, can't speak for anyone else.

P_1

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Behave please!

Ix ey on the grope ey.. No problem gaffer.

I presume we're hitting hell then seeing as thats where we've all been yapping about

Esoteric_

P_1 wrote: »

Ix ey on the grope ey.. No problem gaffer.

I presume we're hitting hell then seeing as thats where we've all been yapping about

I presume so, unless anyone wants to suggest some venues? Venue wasn't really discussed, so feel free to throw out suggestions now that we have the date sorted.

P_1

Esoteric_ wrote: »

I presume so, unless anyone wants to suggest some venues? Venue wasn't really discussed, so feel free to throw out suggestions now that we have the date sorted.

Hmm, Brew Dock, Black Sheep or Bull and Castle are decent spots for the chatting and getting merry part, then one of Gypsy or Hell sounds good for the 'we're all locked' part

Esoteric_

P_1 wrote: »

Hmm, Brew Dock, Black Sheep or Bull and Castle are decent spots for the chatting and getting merry part, then one of Gypsy or Hell sounds good for the 'we're all locked' part

Yeah see that's what I was thinking, a place first where we can chat and stuff, otherwise it'll be a load of strangers getting locked without actually knowing who each other is. :pac:

Cupcake_Crisis

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Behave please!

Where's the fun in that?!

Star Lord

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Where's the fun in that?!

The fun is in me not having to be the guy that has to hand out infractions/warnings etc. and clean up the mess that the thread becomes.

Also seems I need to remind you all that questioning mod instruction on thread is not allowed, taking the piss will be viewed similarly. If you need clarification or to discuss it, take it to pm.

Esoteric_

Deleted after seeing Damo's last edit.

Cupcake_Crisis

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

The fun is in me not having to be the guy that has to hand out infractions/warnings etc. and clean up the mess that the thread becomes.

Also seems I need to remind you all that questioning mod instruction on thread is not allowed, taking the piss will be viewed similarly. If you need clarification or to discuss it, take it to pm.

I genuinely wasn't taking the piss, i thought your warning was in a jokey manner as the banter was quite light hearted, I wasn't questioning you specifically. Sorry for misunderstanding.

jenizzle

So what date did ye's sort out then?

Angron

Atari Jaguar.

Seems to be set on the 20th.