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Unspoken Toilet Question

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  • 10-02-2013 3:35pm
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    Mydayoff
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭


    So what do you guys do to get the **** stains off the porcelain? After taking a **** I find usually there to be some fecal matter adhering to the side of the porcelain. I can usually tell whether or not this will be flushed away. I fill a jug with water from the hot tap and pour it down the side of the toilet until the **** comes free. It sometimes takes several jugs. I know everyone must think about it, so how do other people get by? If the actual **** gets stuck I have a old golf club just outside the window on the balcony which I can ram down the toilet in order to break it up into smaller pieces. I can then get rid of it with the second flush. So there.. everything accounted for. It means I will never end up in an embarrassing situation
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    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,219 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    I think you need to eat more fruit and veg.


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Isn't a toothbrush the norm?


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    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    But which is really more embarrassing, a sh*tty toilet or telling us all about it on Boards?


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    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    It's been ages since we had one of these shi*e threads !


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    Kxiii
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    Stealth Recce wrote: »
    Isn't a toothbrush the norm?

    He should use the sisters toothbrush that'll learn her. :pac:


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    Mydayoff
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    coolhull wrote: »
    But which is really more embarrassing, a sh*tty toilet or telling us all about it on Boards?

    Boards is anonymous!


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Mydayoff wrote: »
    Boards is anonymous!

    :eek: The hackers :eek:

    Sh1t, delete, delete, delete!

    Shouldn't you be helping that guy satisfy your sister?


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    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Have you never heard of a toilet brush?


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    AnonoBoy
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    Leave it there and then pee it off the next time you're taking a whizz.

    That counts as housework!


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    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    So you're cleaning the sh1t off your toilet while listening to your sister getting rattled?

    Whatever you're into buddy.


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    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Never think of getting one of the toilet brush things?


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    Mydayoff
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Have you never heard of a toilet brush?

    The hot water works better because **** particles stick to the toilet brush. But yeah, I completely forgot about the toilet brush!


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    Mydayoff
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    orestes wrote: »
    So you're cleaning the sh1t off your toilet while listening to your sister getting rattled?

    Whatever you're into buddy.

    No, its been a week or so since her boyfriend was by. Apparently, he's not comfortable around me. I must be doing something right!!!!


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    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Mydayoff wrote: »
    No, its been a week or so since her boyfriend was by. Apparently, he's not comfortable around me. I must be doing something right!!!!

    Stop trying to stick your finger up his bum then.


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    Turtyturd
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    Mydayoff wrote: »
    No, its been a week or so since her boyfriend was by. Apparently, he's not comfortable around me. I must be doing something right!!!!

    Probably something to do with the sh*t covered golf club you carry around.


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    SheFiend
    Registered Users Posts: 362 ✭✭SheFiend


    Mydayoff wrote: »

    The hot water works better because **** particles stick to the toilet brush. But yeah, I completely forgot about the toilet brush!

    Leave the brush in the loo and flush


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    Mydayoff
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    SheFiend wrote: »
    Leave the brush in the loo and flush

    But what if the actual **** gets stuck? I will still need the golf club


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Crap in your handbag.

    Is this just something you've decided to waste some time on? Start dumb threads until I get banned?


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