Astrology - the secret of the universe or just a load of obviously made-up tosh?

Aquarius34

endacl wrote: »

Would you not be more comfortable back over in CT? You certainly wouldn't have to put up with me. Every time I visit I get carded for talking sense.

They lap up your sorta stuff over there. You'd not be long linking those illuminati lads into the story! I think some of them are even serious!

The entire forum is like this. It's like banging your head off thick walls.

PopePalpatine

Sarky wrote: »

The ship is made of gold, silly!

Is it spherical, c.150km in diameter and does it possess a planet-destroying superlaser?

endacl

Aquarius34 wrote: »

The entire forum is like this. It's like banging your head off thick walls.

Move the word 'thick' in that sentance. You'd be closer to the truth of it. Maybe a padded wall?

Corkfeen

Well, this was an unexpected and bat**** crazy turn for the discussion.... This is for you aquarius!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRD6u0TLqUU

Doctor Strange

PopePalpatine wrote: »

Is it spherical, c.150km in diameter and does it possess a planet-destroying superlaser?

Stop looking for post-retirement options

the culture of deference

Aquarius34 wrote: »

Yes For quite an apparent reason, but none that you'd even comprehend nor understand... The sun is in Aquarius right now, and the age we are in the age of Aquarius. They are facts. Those who understand the Zodiac, understand the movement of the universe. 90percent of people who read star signs don't understand astrology or astronomy for that matter.

Stop trying to sound like your smart. You're just been ignorant to what you don't understand....

Aquarius34 wrote: »

Astrology came first, and Astronomy came after it. It's going off topic. So it would need another thread for it. But then again, Boards.ie doesn't really cater for higher forms of knowledge It's format is to keep everything, controlled, generic and systematic. Don't look under the surface and don't investigate anything. What people need to understand here is, astrology is used by the Vatican and it's funny that so many people don't realise that on this thread. Am I surprised, of course not. The level of ignorance in this country is shocking on just about anything these days.

All I can say is thanks for making me laugh. I was in a sh1t mood but reading your posts of wisdom ...... brilliant.










Really hope your a troll though

robindch

Created to hold the astrological part of Ratzinger's resignation thread.

General Relativity

Aquarius34 wrote: »

You don' get it, that's why, you don't understand.

Lay it on me baby!

Penn

robindch wrote:

Astrology - the secret of the universe or just a load of obviously made-up tosh?

I'll take 'B' for 800

krudler

Graduated from the homeopathy school of Tosh, with a degree in tosh of the highest order, with honours.

Beruthiel

robindch wrote: »

Created to hold the astrological part of Ratzinger's resignation thread.

You're such a big meanie!

robindch

Aquarius34 wrote: »

Astrology came first, and Astronomy came after it.

Funny, I always had astronomy down as male what with all those telescopes, rockets and other long, pointy things.

General Relativity

robindch wrote: »

Funny, I always had astronomy down as male what with all those telescopes, rockets and other long, pointy things.

Sexist!

Aquarius34

Beruthiel wrote: »

You're such a big meanie!

Here's another one for you Beruthiel, the owners of this website ain't Irish;)

jimmymal

Can we get a thread of the day over here please!?!

Need more knowledge of how life can only really be understood by one who sees the world from a pre-science pov.
Keep it up Aquarius, i feel you might teach these ignorant scoundrels a lesson eventually.

seamus

When are the comfy chairs and bags of popcorn arriving to this thread?

I'm really hoping Aquarius will stick around for this. I know this isn't the Atheism & Astrology forum, but he seems so sure that most of us have no idea what astrology is really about, I'm hoping he will provide the information we need to get educated.

endacl

Aquarius34 wrote: »

Here's another one for you Beruthiel, the owners of this website ain't Irish;)

Are they aliens?

Zillah

Isn't it weird that people can spend their whole lives dedicated to understanding how the universe works, attending full time education at third level, getting doctorates and spending hundreds of billions of euro on telescopes, experiments, satellites, probes and advanced theoretical models, and entirely fail to realise that the real answers were easily acquired by knowing when someone was born and what happens to line up in the sky based on our arbitrary perspective?

Aquarius34, I'm sorry, but you're a sham of an expert. You have casually acquired knowledge of nonsensical but internally consistent poppycock. The reason we mock what you believe is not that we're small minded, its that we have education. After centuries of dedication there's actually very little that can be learned easily any more. It takes decades of effort and extraordinary sums of money to learn new things about the universe these days. It's really really hard. The relative alignment of the sun with different stars is completely irrelevant - they're too far from each other to have any tangible effect, even through gravity. The sun doesn't even move, we do. We're the ones spinning. We're the ones rotating around the sun.

Not that it matters. You think aliens controlled the development of life on this planet. You're clearly not attached to facts or reality in any way. You're like a kid playing make-believe in the garden, and you'll get very stroppy when you're told you have to come in for dinner. You've developed a defense mechanism of condescending superiority because you've no other response to the fact that everyone else on the planet knows you're lost in a daydream, divorced from reality.

The "ancients" didn't have secret knowledge, or great powers. That's why their civilisation was a fraction the scale and power of ours, why their women died in childbirth and why they couldn't treat bacterial infections.

The real world isn't nearly as whimsical or dramatic as your fantasy, but it is filled with its own amazing sorts of beauty if you could get over the need for magic.

Aquarius34

Zillah wrote: »

Isn't it weird that people can spend their whole lives dedicated to understanding how the universe works, attending full time education at third level, getting doctorates and spending hundreds of billions of euro on telescopes, experiments, satellites, probes and advanced theoretical models, and entirely fail to realise that the real answers were easily acquired by knowing when someone was born and what happens to line up in the sky based on our arbitrary perspective?

Aquarius34, I'm sorry, but you're a sham of an expert. You have casually acquired knowledge of nonsensical but internally consistent poppycock. The reason we mock what you believe is not that we're small minded, its that we have education. After centuries of dedication there's actually very little that can be learned easily any more. It takes decades of effort and extraordinary sums of money to learn new things about the universe these days. It's really really hard. The relative alignment of the sun with different stars is completely irrelevant - they're too far from each other to have any tangible effect, even through gravity. The sun doesn't even move, we do. We're the ones spinning. We're the ones rotating around the sun.

Not that it matters. You think aliens controlled the development of life on this planet. You're clearly not attached to facts or reality in any way. You're like a kid playing make-believe in the garden, and you'll get very stroppy when you're told you have to come in for dinner. You've developed a defense mechanism of condescending superiority because you've no other response to the fact that everyone else on the planet knows you're lost in a daydream, divorced from reality.

The "ancients" didn't have secret knowledge, or great powers. That's why their civilisation was a fraction the scale and power of ours, why their women died in childbirth and they they couldn't treat bacterial infections.

The real world isn't nearly as whimsical or dramatic as your fantasy, but it is filled with its own amazing sorts of beauty if you could get over the need for magic.

You learned it all in school right?

Aquarius34

endacl wrote: »

Are they aliens?

i'll let this one drag for a while. I will enjoy this one!

endacl

Aquarius34 wrote: »

You learned it all in school right?

Not all of it. But I did learn how to spot nonsense. Were you out that day?

Aquarius34

endacl wrote: »

Not all of it. But I did learn how to spot nonsense. Were you out that day?

Yes all of it, you did what you're told. You can't spot even your own nonsense or detect your own arrogance.

Lingua Franca

Aquarius34 wrote: »

This thread is hopeless and it's like clucking straws for me at this point.

This kind:



or this:







I think from your posts it's more the latter, am I right?

Lingua Franca

Aquarius34 wrote: »

Yes all of it, you did what you're told. You can't spot even your own nonsense or detect your own arrogance.

Indeed, we could all take lessons in rationality and humility from a fine mind such as yours.

endacl

Aquarius34 wrote: »

Yes all of it, you did what you're told. You can't spot even your own nonsense or detect your own arrogance.

Have we met?

robindch

Zillah wrote: »

It takes decades of effort and extraordinary sums of money to learn new things about the universe these days. It's really really hard.

Just a brief aside, but on foot of the NASA Johnson Style Gangnam parody, snowflake (six years old) told me last weekend that when she grows up, she wants to be a NASA engineer. She got a special treat for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sar5WT76kE

Bannasidhe

robindch wrote: »

Created to hold the astrological part of Ratzinger's resignation thread.

I finally start a thread that gets loads of posts and the bam - 0ver 60 of them get shunted off to a new thread :mad:

Why didn't my horoscope warn me this would happen?

Maybe it did but I didn't understand what Mercury rising in Uranus meant...

Either way I am not happy with this turn of events. Not Happy At All.

*Shakes fist at Russell Grant*

Aquarius34

Lingua Franca wrote: »

Indeed, we could all take lessons in rationality and humility from a fine mind such as yours.

Sure you'll learn a thing or too, and one thing is for sure, you'll never forget me. (inserts smiley face)

seamus

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Maybe it did but I didn't understand what Mercury rising in Uranus meant...

It means you have a very old-fashioned thermometer.

Bannasidhe

seamus wrote: »

It means you have a very old-fashioned thermometer.

Which, topically, is in the shape of a lizard.

endacl

Bannasidhe wrote: »

I finally start a thread that gets loads of posts and the bam - 0ver 60 of them get shunted off to a new thread :mad:

Why didn't my horoscope warn me this would happen?

Maybe it did but I didn't understand what Mercury rising in Uranus meant...

Either way I am not happy with this turn of events. Not Happy At All.

*Shakes fist at Russell Grant*

You made a magic bonus thread. Which will nicely replace the specious nonsense thread when that one hits 10k. And we already have the aliens/astrology version of mickrock lined up.

Nice one, says I.

;-)

Lingua Franca

Aquarius34 wrote: »

Sure you'll learn a thing or too, and one thing is for sure, you'll never forget me. (inserts smiley face)

Yeah, like yer man from last year. And the one before that... what was their name again? Sorry, there's so many idiots act the condescending big man in here and then run off with their tails between their legs they all kinds mush into one. You're the young earth creationist, right? No, what am I thinking, you're clucking straws man!

Your legacy will be clucking straws. But I'm sure the planetary alignments already warned you of that.

Bannasidhe

endacl wrote: »

You made a magic bonus thread. Which will nicely replace the specious nonsense thread when that one hits 10k. And we already have the aliens/astrology version of mickrock lined up.

Nice one, says I.

;-)

*slightly mollified*

robindch

Aquarius34 wrote: »

You can't spot even your own nonsense or detect your own arrogance.

Lingua Franca wrote: »

Indeed, we could all take lessons in rationality and humility from a fine mind such as yours.

Children, toys back in prams, please.

Zillah

Aquarius34 wrote: »

You learned it all in school right?

No..NO not at all! School gave me a fairly thorough grounding in physics and biology, which put in clearer context lots of stuff I had seen and found fascinating in books and TV shows and things like that. After that I watched tons of documentary films, read books, articles online and more time on wikipedia than I can count. It takes a long long time to teach yourself to see the bigger picture. I've got a well rounded picture of our place on the planet, the planet's place in the solar system, the solar system's place in the galaxy, how our galaxy relates to other galaxies - and then there's the context in time: How it all started with the Big Bang and developed from there, how superhot gas slowly cool and formed clouds, which grew dense and formed massive stars, that lived and died billions of years ago, and in their fusion hearts made the elements of which we are composed, leading to new stars and planets and chemistry sufficiently complex to allow life to form and evolve, how environmental influences shave off the rough edges created by mutation. It's a really amazing picture when you can zoom out far enough in your head to take it all in at once.

I don't reject your stories about aliens and astrology because I am close minded or suppressed, I reject them because they are silly and don't match the facts of reality. Yours is a small story, told from a perspective of ignorance and credulity. I reject the claims of astrology in the same way I reject the claims of a four year old that says he built a rocket and went to space - full of wonder and ignorance. Unlike a four year old, you do not engender a sense of affection for it.

Aquarius34

Zillah wrote: »

No..NO not at all! School gave me a fairly thorough grounding in physics and biology, which put in clearer context lots of stuff I had seen and found fascinating in books and TV shows and things like that. After that I watched tons of documentary films, read books, articles online and more time on wikipedia than I can count. It takes a long long time to teach yourself to see the bigger picture. I've got a well rounded picture of our place on the planet, the planet's place in the solar system, the solar system's place in the galaxy, how our galaxy relates to other galaxies - and then there's the context in time: How it all started with the Big Bang and developed from there, how superhot gas slowly cool and formed clouds, which grew dense and formed massive stars, that lived and died billions of years ago, and in their fusion hearts made the elements of which we are composed, leading to new stars and planets and chemistry sufficiently complex to allow life to form and evolve, how environmental influences shave off the rough edges created by mutation. It's a really amazing picture when you can zoom out far enough in your head to take it all in at once.

I don't reject your stories about aliens and astrology because I am close minded or suppressed, I reject them because they are silly and don't match the facts of reality. Yours is a small story, told from a perspective of ignorance and credulity. I reject the claims of astrology in the same way I reject the claims of a four year old that says he built a rocket and went to space - full of wonder and ignorance. Unlike a four year old, you do not engender a sense of affection for it.

What about your own grounding?
Your own backbone?
Your own mind?
Your own questioning?
Your own thoughts?

But wait, can't support yourself, have to get brainwashed in school. Better yet get a square box hat in college, to make it all more concise and intense.

Bannasidhe

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Maybe it did but I didn't understand what Mercury rising in Uranus meant...

lol

Zillah

Aquarius34 wrote: »

What about your own grounding?
Your own backbone?
Your own mind?
Your own questioning?
Your own thoughts?

But wait, can't support yourself, have to get brainwashed in school. Better yet get a square box hat in college, to make it all more concise and intense.

Where does your information come from?

endacl

Aquarius34 wrote: »

What about your own grounding?
Your own backbone?
Your own mind?
Your own questioning?
Your own thoughts?

But wait, can't support yourself, have to get brainwashed in school. Better yet get a square box hat in college, to make it all more concise and intense.

Serious question. WTF are you talking about? Emphasis on WTF.

Bannasidhe

Zillah wrote: »

Where does your information come from?

The Stars.

Pay attention or you will never learn.

HHobo

Aquarius34 wrote: »

Yes For quite an apparent reason, but none that you'd even comprehend nor understand... The sun is in Aquarius right now, and the age we are in the age of Aquarius. They are facts. Those who understand the Zodiac, understand the movement of the universe. 90percent of people who read star signs don't understand astrology or astronomy for that matter.

Stop trying to sound like your smart. You're just been ignorant to what you don't understand....

Perfect irony.

kiffer

Zillah wrote: »

Where does your information come from?

You heard him/her. Thinking for yourself means you can just make stuff and it's correct because anyone that disagrees with you is a thoughtless arrogant conformist.

Zillah

Anything is possible when you don't know what you're talking about.

Aquarius34

Zillah wrote: »

Where does your information come from?

Self awareness. Something no one on this thread has utilized.. Which is really dissapointing and it's obvious that is going to be the case when we all come out of school with our heads ****ed up.

Stark

Aquarius34 wrote: »

It's ironic that ignorance is always shown by people who think they know it all. Instead they just come across like the class clown at the back of the class.

You seem to be illustrating this point splendidly.

kiffer

Zillah wrote: »

Anything is possible when you don't know what you're talking about.

Did you know that the shape of wave on the nearest beach changes how you digest food?
You should only swallow food in time with the 7th or 11th waves... and all chewing should be in time with the waves as well.
I thought of that for myself... therefore it is true.
Prove me wrong.

Prove.
Me.
Wrong.

HHobo

Aquarius34 wrote: »

It's ironic that ignorance is always shown by people who think they know it all. Instead they just come across like the class clown at the back of the class.

Oh God stop, you're killing me. You even managed to work the word irony into your mind-blowingly ironic statement. :D:D

robindch

Aquarius34 wrote: »

Zillah wrote: »

Where does your information come from?

Self awareness.

You mean you just dreamed all this stuff up?

Well, that would explain quite a lot.

Aquarius34

robindch wrote: »

You mean you just dreamed all this stuff up?

Well, that would explain quite a lot.

Self awareness, is been aware of you and everything that's around you.

It's really really hard for humans to do it or even imagine to do it. It's just blows their mind Your response is a classic response to my point that you're not aware. All that shows is you trying to look and appear smart to others. But in reality you are only fooling yourself.

Malari

Aquarius34 wrote: »

Self awareness. Something no one on this thread has utilized.. Which is really dissapointing and it's obvious that is going to be the case when we all come out of school with our heads ****ed up.

So give us an example aside from Astrology and Astronomy where "self-awareness" can be used to learn more about subjects?