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A Valentines poem

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  • 14-02-2013 10:31pm
    #1
    Devastator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭


    Roses are red,
    Violets are glorious,
    Don't try to surprise...
    ...Oscar Pistorius.


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    #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    Everything's red
    I thought she was a burglar.


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    #3
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    Roses are reddish
    Violets are blue-ish
    If it wasn't for Jesus
    We'd all be Jewish.


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    #4
    Spud17
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭Spud17


    Roses are red
    One leg or two
    Try to surprise me
    I'll ****ing shoot you.


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    #5
    lisaj
    Registered Users Posts: 285 ✭✭lisaj


    Roses are red
    Apples are fruity
    Watch the lasagne
    It might be Black Beauty


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    #6
    tossy
    Registered Users Posts: 9,590 ✭✭✭tossy


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got a knife
    Get in the ****ing van!


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    #7
    feargale
    Registered Users Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    Lingua Franca wrote: »
    Roses are reddishViolets are blue-ish
    If it wasn't for Jesus We'd all be Jewish.
    Blue are the violets,
    Red are the roses.
    We'd be pagan sex-maniacs
    And thieves but for Moses.


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    #8
    feargale
    Registered Users Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    Red roses, blue violets
    Are just floral funkies.
    But for Adam and Eve
    We'd all be just monkeys.


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    #9
    JohnnyBananas
    Registered Users Posts: 306 ✭✭JohnnyBananas


    Roses are stupid,
    Violets are silly,
    Grease up your flaps,
    Coz here comes my willy.


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