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What are you giving up for length ?

  • 15-02-2013 9:05am
    #1
    lucozader
    Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭


    What are you giving up for length ?


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  • #2
    Cereal Number
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 329 ✭✭Cereal Number


    Spellzing


  • #3
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    My killer sense of width.


  • #4
    sydthebeat
    Subscribers Posts: 41,942 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    Girth?


  • #5
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Telling people its six inches.


  • #6
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    lucozader wrote: »
    What are you giving up for length ?

    I got too much 'length' to give up.


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  • #7
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Width


  • #8
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    my tape measure .


  • #9
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    The metric system


  • #10
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Depends... what length d'ya got?


  • #11
    Morrisseeee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,146 ✭✭✭Morrisseeee


    lucozader wrote: »
    What are you giving up for length ?

    or......gaz................mmmmmmmmmmm


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  • #12
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Shenshen wrote: »
    Depends... what length d'ya got?
    If you want 9 inches, he'll shag ya 3 times!


  • #13
    yermandan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭yermandan


    Anything for a length


  • #14
    rannerap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    Length is my favourite


  • #15
    Noxin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭Noxin


    Boards.ie

    Lasted about 2 minutes


  • #16
    KAGY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭KAGY


    chughes wrote: »
    Telling people its six inches.
    Mine's 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule.


  • #17
    silverharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,854 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    i'm giving up spelling correctlie , just like the OP

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • #18
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    "Give me a full 6 inches" she screamed.

    I said "Baby, I ain't cuttin it in half for nobody".


  • #19
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    This thread reminds me of that crazy amount of replies "I made a spelling mistake in the title" cartoon!


  • #20
    aloyisious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,180 ✭✭✭✭aloyisious


    Swearing


  • #21
    The Caveman
    Registered Users Posts: 285 ✭✭The Caveman


    I am giving up - giving up things...


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  • #22
    silverharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,854 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    The op's teacher obviously just gave up

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • #23
    buck65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,969 ✭✭✭buck65


    Hilarigous misspeling


  • #24
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Why would i want to give up my length???

    I was drowning in brownie points from giving an epic bouquet yesterday, she was begging for length!


  • #25
    mconigol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Did anyone else notice the hilarious OP misspelling?


  • #26
    Matt_Trakker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Matt_Trakker


    Eye'm givvin hup sphellin phoenetiklie.


  • #27
    wilson10
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭wilson10


    My wife is giving up foreplay for length


  • #28
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I'm giving up nothing as quitting is for losers.


  • #29
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,174 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    mconigol wrote: »
    Did anyone else notice the hilarious OP misspelling?
    Fear of dropping aitches and appearing "common" so add them where not required. I've seen "heighth" before. And no, giving up nothing.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #30
    EmptyTree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭EmptyTree


    Short enough on length as it to be giving any of it up!


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  • #31
    garbanzo9
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭garbanzo9


    What am I giving up for length? hmm a 'g' and a 'h'


  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Everyone knows that girth is really where its at, not length.

    But, since you're asking about Lent, I assume - I've given up giving up things for Lent.


  • #33
    Dfmnoc
    Registered Users Posts: 183 ✭✭Dfmnoc


    religion


  • #34
    The Clown Man
    Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭The Clown Man


    Abusing kids who can't/won't spell.

    No matter how ****ing retarded they make themselves look on message boards.


  • #35
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I fold it.


  • #36
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I'm giving up nothing as quitting is for losers.

    It's spelled loosers, like duuuh.


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  • #37
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    CruelCoin wrote: »
    It's spelled loosers, like duuuh.

    Spelt.


  • #38
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Dfmnoc wrote: »
    religion

    So brave


  • #39
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    "Length" - A concise example of how ridiculous Irish catholicism really is!


    That and poor teaching standards.


  • #40
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,151 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Agricola wrote: »
    "Length" - A concise example of how ridiculous Irish catholicism really is!


    That and poor teaching standards.

    In what context?


  • #41
    laoch na mona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,968 ✭✭✭laoch na mona


    for the whole length of lent I'll be giving her my whole length


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  • #42
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    I gave up length for girth.


  • #43
    Duck Soup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,996 ✭✭✭Duck Soup


    When I first moved here from England, it took a while to familiarize myself with the local idioms and vernacular.

    I was talking in a pub one evening with a guy I worked with, talking about manly pursuits, such as women. I mentioned one particularly attractive young lady from my time in Blighty, to which he responded "Did you give her a length?".

    Only, being a salt-of-the-earth Dublin type, he actually pronounced it "Do you give her a lent?"

    To which I replied "Chocolate."


  • #44
    Even When I Lie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16 ✭Even When I Lie


    €2,500.


  • #45
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,541 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    The metric system because it's the tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.


  • #46
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Is length the Chinese knock off of lent?


  • #47
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    In what context?

    In the context that people dont even know how to spell the word! ;)


  • #48
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,151 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Agricola wrote: »
    In the context that people dont even know how to spell the word! ;)


    I thought you were going to reply at some length.:P


  • #49
    Duck Soup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,996 ✭✭✭Duck Soup


    I think this thread has already gone on for quite longth enough.


  • #50
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    I thought you were going to reply at some length.:P

    Nah, too time consuming. I gave that up for length!


  • #51
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Nobody done it yet?

    ok.

    I'm giving up about three fiddy.


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