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Dude, where's my love?

  • 15-02-2013 4:19pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭


    According to the Gallup survey on love experienced on valentine's day, as a Rwandan I should have been 92.2% loved up. I am thinking of suing the bastards since I got zero love :mad::mad:. Assholes. Rubbing in the fact that I am perpetually single. Ireland came number 51 with 74.4% on the love scale. Not too bad for a country of whiners. Okay, okay, I take it back :p. You're not all whiners. Obviously I am in a bad mood because I am not getting any loving/sexy time.

    How do you compare with the average?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I got no lovin' either :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    All my love is €50 an hour :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    I spent around 40quid and didnt even get a handjob


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    Me love you long time,, Five Dolla

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    According to the Gallup survey on love experienced on valentine's day, as a Rwandan I should have been 92.2% loved up. I am thinking of suing the bastards since I got zero love :mad::mad:. Assholes. Rubbing in the fact that I am perpetually single. Ireland came number 51 with 74.4% on the love scale. Not too bad for a country of whiners. Okay, okay, I take it back :p. You're not all whiners. Obviously I am in a bad mood because I am not getting any loving/sexy time.

    How do you compare with the average?

    As Charlie Sheens Irish cousin would say: "Whinning".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    How do you compare with the average?


    Batting way out of my league tbh, constantly surprised by my success, so no complaints here! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    OP, where are you living though? Rawanda or Ireland? It's based on location not nationality...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    France. No love.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    All these Rwandans, coming over here taking our wimmin :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    All these Rwandans, coming over here taking our wimmin :mad:

    Not last night, he didn't!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Lucena wrote: »
    France. No love.


    Pas de l'amour dans le pays de l'amour?

    Sacre Bleu! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Lucena wrote: »
    Not last night, she didn't!

    FYP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Pas de l'amour dans le pays de l'amour?

    Sacre Bleu! :D

    C'est le 21e siécle, dans le France moderne. Il est le pays de luxure maintenant ;)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    FYP

    :eek: OP is a girl! single! on the internet!

    That and the meteorites, it must be the end of the world!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    baby don't hurt me......

    wait, shit!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    sfwcork wrote: »
    I spent around 40quid and didnt even get a handjob
    This drives me mad. I really think there needs to be an enforcement agency set up to investigate claims of hand jobs etc owed and issue enforcement proceedings as appropriate


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    1ZRed wrote: »
    C'est le 21e siécle, dans le France moderne. Il est le pays de luxure maintenant ;)

    Ah bon? Tell that to the guys in the ghettos. Il n'y a pas de luxe dans les ghettos.
    Oink wrote: »
    :eek: OP is a girl! single! on the internet!

    That and the meteorites, it must be the end of the world!

    2013 people- there are women on the internet and we are not ugly or hunch backed or whatever. Get over it :).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    1ZRed wrote: »
    C'est le 21e siécle, dans le France moderne. Il est le pays de luxure maintenant ;)

    Ou est la confiture??? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    Ah bon? Tell that to the guys in the ghettos. Il n'y a pas de luxe dans les ghettos.
    Luxure, or désir sometimes, means lust, not luxury :P

    kfallon wrote: »
    Ou est la confiture??? :p
    Enough of yore sexy talk! Pure filth out of ya as always :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    boardsie sex meetup? im in!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Luxure, or désir sometimes, means lust, not luxury :P

    :) Haha. I read 'luxure' and thought, what on earth is he talking about? That's what I get for assuming that because you're Irish, you don't speak french and therefore you must have used google translate. Bien joue.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    How do you compare with the average?

    I got loving 4 times yesterday.

    Hang in there OP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    CruelCoin wrote: »
    I got loving 4 times yesterday.

    Hang in there OP.
    Man your phone bill is gonna be huge!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Dude Love I perfer Mankind


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