The Origin of Specious Nonsense. Twelve years on. Still going. Answer soon.

Corkfeen

Gordon wrote: »

One of those threads was started 9 years ago, before you had your experience with aliens that made you become a Christian. Might be an idea to state your up to date proof, instead of old stuff that you don't believe in anymore.

I missed this part of the discussion,there was aliens?

Gordon

Corkfeen wrote: »

I missed this part of the discussion,there was aliens?

Can't link easily on touch, but try here onwards: http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2056883606/44

MrPudding

J C wrote: »

I did that as well ... and Mr P called it 'sh1t' without any further engagement or discussion.

... I guess there are some days when my best is not enough.

You did not post evidence, you make a few posts of incoherent babbling about hugs and love and then posted this:

J C wrote: »

That's the first piece of evidence ... everything that is created (like Mr P's thread) has an intelligent source.

Mr P was displaying the fact that he is made in the image of his Creator when he did this.

That is sh1t, not evidence. At best, it could maybe be described as a claim, but then it would require evidence. Either way, sh1t, like the majority of your posts.

MrP

kiffer

J C wrote: »

I haven't seen such enthusiasm for Creation Science since the week that Ken Ham visited Ireland back in 2005.

J C, Were you at the talk in UCD?
I met Kent Hovind once in the 90s.
Creationism and aliens aswell now?
What about healing? Any experience with miraculous healing?
Why does God hate amputees?

Mr. CooL ICE

JC, I am God.

You need to post evidence of my existence and that the world is 6,000 years old.

Disobey me and you will go to hell and burn for eternity.

Yours with love,

God

pauldla

LordChessington wrote: »

JC, I am God.

You need to post evidence of my existence and that the world is 6,000 years old.

Disobey me and you will go to hell and burn for eternity.

Yours with love,

God

This link proves the above. Linking is a good way of efficiently presenting evidence.

Bellatori

LordChessington wrote: »

JC, I am God.

You need to post evidence of my existence and that the world is 6,000 years old.

Disobey me and you will go to hell and burn for eternity.

Yours with love,

God

Whilst you are on-line, God, any chance you can fix me up with a mortgage. It would also help from an insurance point of view if you could confirm that I will reach three score years and ten or so.

Many thanks...

bumper234

Bellatori wrote: »

Whilst you are on-line, God, any chance you can fix me up with a mortgage. It would also help from an insurance point of view if you could confirm that I will reach three score years and ten or so.

Many thanks...

Don't upset him! He is a loving god but if he is displeased with you he will send you to hell (Leitrim) where you will burn to death for eternity.

Mr. CooL ICE

Bellatori wrote: »

Whilst you are on-line, God, any chance you can fix me up with a mortgage. It would also help from an insurance point of view if you could confirm that I will reach three score years and ten or so.

Many thanks...

First, I'm too busy helping competing sportspeople to compete against each other and am kinda drunk on their praise. Secondly, please use biblical numeracy. If I was to understand 'score', the bible would have originally been in French.

Brian Shanahan

LordChessington wrote: »

JC, I am God.

You need to post evidence of my existence and that the world is 6,000 years old.

Disobey me and you will go to hell and burn for eternity.

Yours with love,

God

God,

could you please get onto that Santa fecker and make him deliver the pony I was promised when I was six. The fact I didn't believe in him then and don't now is no excuse.

Yours,

Brian.

bumper234

Dear "God"

Now that you have finally given Matthew Mcconaughey the Oscar you felt he deserved is there any chance you could swing some of your divine power this way and help these people?

Oscar Knox

5 years old with incurable (not for you though right?) neuroblastoma.

https://www.facebook.com/OscarKnoxAppeal

How about these little kids who live in Africa? It hasn't rained there for a while and they have no food, How about supplying them with a bit of food or .... ya know......making it rain a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV6P19SuHN8

How about these young kids that have had to have limbs amputated? You let spiders regrow lost limbs so why not humans (who are supposedly made in your image)?

http://child-amputee.net/kids/

Anyway let me know when you have those things done (a mere blink of an eye for an all knowing all doing superstar god like yourself) and i will throw out a few more requests.

PS: Any chance you might show yourself somewhere other than a piece of toast?

Mr. CooL ICE

bumper234 wrote: »

Any chance you might show yourself somewhere other than a piece of toast?

I'm on the internet. Therefore, I'm omnipotent. Or omnitoastent.

FYI, nowhere in the bible does it say that I am the god of puns.

Pherekydes

LordChessington wrote: »

I'm on the internet. Therefore, I'm omnipotent. Or omnitoastent.

I'm lack toast and tolerant. Oh God, what may I do?

bumper234

Pherekydes wrote: »

I'm lack toast and tolerant. Oh God, what may I do?

You should read some Toastoevsky and see can he butter you up.

Bellatori

Whoever said puns were the lowest form of humour was abusing the concept of humour... ouch... ow...

Brian Shanahan

Bellatori wrote: »

Whoever said puns were the lowest form of humour was abusing the concept of humour... ouch... ow...

I know, there should really be a law against them on the forum charters.

Reiver

J C wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=316566
and
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056402682

Some interesting points JC. The references to behemoth and leviathans was particularly intriguing.

bumper234

JC just like his name (initial) sake is a no show. Anyone surprised about this?

legspin

I don't see why the resident [OFFENSIVE TERM DELETED] had to be given his own thread. I think we have all seen that he has been incapable of providing any evidence for anything he claims. Ever.
Why are ye giving him even more room to spout nonsense. Is not the car crash enough?

MrPudding

legspin wrote: »

I don't see why the resident [OFFENSIVE TERM DELETED] had to be given his own thread. I think we have all seen that he has been incapable of providing any evidence for anything he claims. Ever.
Why are ye giving him even more room to spout nonsense. Is not the car crash enough?

You take each idiotic point and deal with it. He said his evidence would be off topic in the other thread, crazy as that might sound, so this is a thread specifically for his evidence, so be can't hide behind a claim of off topic.

As expected, he has failed to deliver.

MrP

bumper234

legspin wrote: »

I don't see why the resident [OFFENSIVE TERM DELETED] had to be given his own thread. I think we have all seen that he has been incapable of providing any evidence for anything he claims. Ever.
Why are ye giving him even more room to spout nonsense. Is not the car crash enough?

Think it's a great idea. Mods should take it one further and only let him post in this thread in A&A If nothing else it stops him clogging up other threads with his made up nonsense.

legspin

bumper234 wrote: »

Think it's a great idea. Mods should take it one further and only let him post in this thread in A&A If nothing else it stops him clogging up other threads with his made up nonsense.

I can understand the logic with this alright and have often thought the mods should consider this. The problem is idiot boy isn't constrained by logic and all attempts at trying to cajole or force him towards it have been pointless.

Every time I see his name in any thread I just feel humanity has regressed a little so as few threads as possible would suit.

Actually, does anyone else find his posts are cyclical in nature. Not the content (even though the levels of wrong make my stomach turn) but the periodic nature. Lots of stupid, then nothing for a while, more stupid, nothing for a while. I may be seeing what I want but there is something of the manic about it.

bumper234

legspin wrote: »

I can understand the logic with this alright and have often thought the mods should consider this. The problem is idiot boy isn't constrained by logic and all attempts at trying to cajole or force him towards it have been pointless.

Every time I see his name in any thread I just feel humanity has regressed a little so as few threads as possible would suit.

Actually, does anyone else find his posts are cyclical in nature. Not the content (even though the levels of wrong make my stomach turn) but the periodic nature. Lots of stupid, then nothing for a while, more stupid, nothing for a while. I may be seeing what I want but there is something of the manic about it.

Hmmmmmmm


We should check if it's a lunar cycle. Maybe he is a werewolf (as believable as a magic sky god) and cannot post for the days when the moon is full.

robindch

legspin wrote: »

I don't see why the resident [OFFENSIVE TERM DELETED] had to be given his own thread.

No need for that kind of name-calling.

Also, thread merged with the specious nonsense thread.

gaynorvader

Reiver wrote: »

Some interesting points JC. The references to behemoth and leviathans was particularly intriguing.

Not really, look at any medieval depictions of these creatures and you'll see no resemblance to any dinosaur. The description is vague enough that dinosaurs can be shoe-horned in by those with the agenda to do so. Have a look at the wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behemoth

PopePalpatine

Behemoth sounds like the name of a giant cyborg in an anime.

gaynorvader

PopePalpatine wrote: »

Behemoth sounds like the name of a giant cyborg in an anime.

Brian Shanahan

legspin wrote: »

I can understand the logic with this alright and have often thought the mods should consider this. The problem is idiot boy isn't constrained by logic and all attempts at trying to cajole or force him towards it have been pointless.

Every time I see his name in any thread I just feel humanity has regressed a little so as few threads as possible would suit.

Actually, does anyone else find his posts are cyclical in nature. Not the content (even though the levels of wrong make my stomach turn) but the periodic nature. Lots of stupid, then nothing for a while, more stupid, nothing for a while. I may be seeing what I want but there is something of the manic about it.

There's always the ignore list. Since he went on mine the amount of crazy non-sequitur hypotheses I read here went down c. 97.24%.

Brian Shanahan

gaynorvader wrote: »

I always pictured him as in FF5, but that's mainly because of the solo single class reports I read from that game.

legspin

Brian Shanahan wrote: »

There's always the ignore list. Since he went on mine the amount of crazy non-sequitur hypotheses I read here went down c. 97.24%.

He was the very first name I put in mine. I still see his quoted words though.

It's just every time I see this thread has ascended from the bowels again, I wince at the nonsense being expounded yet once more. I really can't fathom the patience shown by the other posters in answering him.