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I found a Safe.

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    #602
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    I'll take a pic of it with a message of your choice.
    Post a picture of it with your girlfriends boobs.




    Actually forget the safe, the boobs will be proof enough.
    For now.


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    #603
    eamonnq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,011 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    lkionm wrote: »
    Post a picture of it with your girlfriends boobs.


    Actually forget the safe, the boobs will be proof enough.
    For now.

    Just don't let your wife see them!!!


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    #604
    tim3000
    Registered Users Posts: 555 ✭✭✭tim3000


    I cracked a safe once, with a blow torch and a screw driver.. the other people in the bank weren't happy though


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    #605
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Not at all. Just home from hard days work. Feet up now gonna pop on a episode of love/hate. The safe will still be there in the morning and so will all of ye!

    Some of us may die in our sleep and we'll spend all eternity roaming around haunting people and making eerie noises that sound like 'safe!!!!'

    Oh, and have you tried putting a TV on front of the safe and putting some horror movies on? It won't feel so safe out there in the dark shed anymore after that!


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    #606
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Oryx wrote: »
    Give him a break, this is his fifteen weeks of fame.

    Fixed your post for ya!


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    #607
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    ***Noob Question Alert****

    Is the thread views unique people or me refreshing the page 50000 times?


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    #608
    wonderfulname
    Registered Users Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    Rayne Wooney wrote: »
    What if it's a doorway into Narnia?

    What if it's a doorway out of Narnia?


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    #609
    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    I predict there's a passport or some sort of identification card, €5000+ and documents concerning his will. Medals of some sort and a letter he didn't want anybody else to read.


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    #610
    Peppa Pig
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Peppa Pig


    wonderfulname wrote: »
    What if it's a doorway out of Narnia?
    Then we know where the Healy-Reas have come from


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    #611
    dark crystal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    wonderfulname wrote: »
    What if it's a doorway out of Narnia?

    What if it's the gateway to hell?


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    #612
    Ando's Saggy Bottom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭Ando's Saggy Bottom


    OP is playing this beautifully.:pac:


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    #613
    imtdub
    Registered Users Posts: 249 ✭✭imtdub


    sick of OP's antics... watching the launch of PS4


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    #614
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    I have been updating regularly. I've been honest from day one. Just relax, the safe is going no where. It could take weeks to open.

    My name isn't Hugo, people around here call me OP.


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    #615
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Weeks? You wont have weeks to live.

    What if this is inside? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqsVbiI7Mrc


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    #616
    YbFocus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,480 ✭✭✭YbFocus


    How is it that the one person on boards who wouldn't be ar5ed to open a safe gets one????

    If this happened me the thread would be 'Look what I found in a safe in a shed'.............


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    #617
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Everyone who loves this thread should go and buy a safe of their own so the next generation get to join in the fun. What can we put in the safe as way of a reward? I'd plant a mini disc so they have to source a player in 30 odd years, some papers beside a fire lighter so if they use an angle-grinder it goes on fire and they forever wonder what it was, a glass of milk just so they get a good whiff straight off and an Elvis pic, signed by myself of course. Their poor faces on antiques roadshow


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    #618
    Boscoirl
    Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    Dont forget a transcript of this thread


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    #619
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    YbFocus wrote: »
    How is it that the one person on boards who wouldn't be ar5ed to open a safe gets one????

    If this happened me the thread would be 'Look what I found in a safe in a shed'.............

    So your thread would be

    Post 1 - Hey I found a safe

    Post 2 - Ive opened it and here is what I found inside

    Post 3 to 11 - yay!/ lucky you/ begrudger/thinly veiled/father Ted quote/blast with.../yor ma/ etc


    Post 12 - *tumbleweed


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    #620
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Spotted this thread yesterday, read the OP and thought "meh". Come back today to find the best thread ever.

    OP, have you considered trying to seduce the safe? Make it dinner, buy it flowers and get it drunk?


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    #621
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    eamonnq wrote: »
    Just don't let your wife see them!!!

    I'd be pretty sure she has already seen her own boobs.


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    #622
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    **Thinly veiled I have a safe encased in concrete and I don't give a **** what the haters say thread**


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    #623
    psicic
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭psicic


    Feck it. I HAD a floor safe my Da got free from an old business - I dumped about 5 years ago because I didn't need it.

    Until this thread, I never knew it was my one opportunity to leave something behind for the next generation by putting something nasty/disappoint inside, burying it in concrete and locking it before throwing away the key.

    I guess that's it for me so... I've wasted my life.

    OP, don't be an hero like me.... go open that safe...

    (Also, +1 for boobs)


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    #624
    Joe10000
    Registered Users Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    I have the same safe and the key is nothing special and not a million miles from a standard internal door key you get with any ****ty door.

    My suggestion is to pull the safe out of the ground, find a serial number and call the safe company. I am assuming the safe was not installed while the concrete was still wet.


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    #625
    Happyman42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Their poor faces on antiques roadshow

    Similar to this guy's?


    (I roll on the floor everytime I watch this. :)


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-xmFf_Trc


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    #626
    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users Posts: 9,660 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    If there's been any benefit to all this waiting around, it's that I am now displaying 40 posts per page. :)


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    #627
    Joe10000
    Registered Users Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Happyman42 wrote: »
    Similar to this guy's?


    (I roll on the floor everytime I watch this. :)


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-xmFf_Trc

    His face is priceless :)


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    #628
    Happyman42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    Joe10000 wrote: »
    His face is priceless :)

    'I never heard the like of it' :D:D:D


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    #629
    campo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,364 ✭✭✭campo


    Happyman42 wrote: »

    Similar to this guy's?


    (I roll on the floor everytime I watch this. :)


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-xmFf_Trc

    Just woke up the Mrs I was laughing so hard at this


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    #630
    dorkacle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭dorkacle


    I literally wasted and hour and a half of my life there just to find out the safe still isn't open... </3


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    #631
    Joe10000
    Registered Users Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    campo wrote: »
    Just woke up the Mrs I was laughing so hard at this

    A quick google puts his investment at just over a grand in today's money so it was a poor investment god bless him. Twat.


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