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I found a Safe.

Son0vagun · 2013-02-18 22:58:59

Apon clearing out my shed in my newly purchased house/property I found a safe. It's a floor safe and incased in concrete. It's opened by a key, which I do not have. Written on the safe door is the details of the locksmith who installed it. The previous owner is deceased, so I don't know who else knows about it. So I want…

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#632 21-02-2013 1:22am
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hyperborean wrote: »

A rag and some chloroform does the trick,

How would that help? He's trying to get into a box.

oh!

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#633 21-02-2013 1:28am
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Everyone who loves this thread should go and buy a safe of their own so the next generation get to join in the fun. What can we put in the safe as way of a reward? I'd plant a mini disc so they have to source a player in 30 odd years, some papers beside a fire lighter so if they use an angle-grinder it goes on fire and they forever wonder what it was, a glass of milk just so they get a good whiff straight off and an Elvis pic, signed by myself of course. Their poor faces on antiques roadshow

We set up a techy treasure map, each safe contains a piece of paper with a webpage address on it and after jumping through a bunch of hoops and being dragged half way around the internet and back it eventually leads them to this thread, which will keep on going for ever with people trying to figure out what the hell is going on, and when they figure it out they are told to re-bury the safe after adding on another link in the techy treasure map chain.

We could pretty much troll future generations for ever!

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#634 21-02-2013 1:30am
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most awaited outcome since the Cill Dara Abu saga......

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#635 21-02-2013 1:32am
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The safe contains Marsellus Wallace's soul..

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#636 21-02-2013 1:36am
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Awake&Unafraid wrote: »

It's probably a bar of Galaxy in it. Yer one from the ad must've been sickened her "friends" found the box under her bed, and resorted to desperate measures.

You mean the ad where the girl clearly has an eating disorder because she's hiding food and eating in secret?

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#637 21-02-2013 1:46am
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nice_very wrote: »

most awaited outcome since the Cill Dara Abu saga......

Cill Dara Abu saga??

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#638 21-02-2013 2:30am
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full_irish wrote: »

Cill Dara Abu saga??

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056295854

enjoy

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#639 21-02-2013 2:55am
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jethro081 wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056295854

enjoy

brings a (happy) tear to my eye

anyhoo back on topic.. I think there will be a pack of corroded batteries, a few rusted screws, some small lengths of wire, a watch, fertiliser, diesel, and a balaclava in the safe

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#640 21-02-2013 3:03am
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Could be the missing billions.

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#641 21-02-2013 3:12am
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At this rate ill have complete GTAV before the safe is open.

Hoping for big update by 23:30.

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#642 21-02-2013 3:20am
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OP, once you get the safe out of the ground it might be far cheaper to bring it to a locksmith than him calling out to you. Also this would leave you with a working safe to use or sell to help recoup the locksmith fee. Just a thought.

Having used a floor safe like this in work I don't think people understand how difficult it would be to break into a safe like this. Even with the key it can be a pain in the ass.:mad:

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#643 21-02-2013 4:36am
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i am gonna bet on there being some bad poetry, and a grainy photograph of a large older lady doing inexcusable things with a head of cabbage.

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#644 21-02-2013 5:38am
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Son0vagun wrote: »

Not at all. Just home from hard days work. Feet up now gonna pop on a episode of love/hate. The safe will still be there in the morning and so will all of ye!

Be a real shame if someone was to spoil the ending of Love/Hate for you...

/threat :pac:

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#645 21-02-2013 7:14am
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OP go down to your local tool hire place, hire out a con saw and CUT THE F*CKING SAFE OUT OF THE GROUND. The base of them is the weakest part for a brute force attack.

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#646 21-02-2013 8:42am
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Don't do anything yet OP....I'm going for a p*ss here and I don't want to miss the grand opening.

I'll be back in a couple of minutes...

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#647 21-02-2013 8:46am
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mfceiling wrote: »

Don't do anything yet OP....I'm going for a p*ss here and I don't want to miss the grand opening.

I'll be back in a couple of minutes...

Are you done yet?

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#648 21-02-2013 8:55am
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come on mfceiling, theres a queue forming here

*jumps from one foot to the other

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#649 21-02-2013 9:00am
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orestes wrote: »

We set up a techy treasure map, each safe contains a piece of paper with a webpage address on it and after jumping through a bunch of hoops and being dragged half way around the internet and back it eventually leads them to this thread, which will keep on going for ever with people trying to figure out what the hell is going on, and when they figure it out they are told to re-bury the safe after adding on another link in the techy treasure map chain.

We could pretty much troll future generations for ever!

This is only the best idea everrrrrr !!!!!

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#650 21-02-2013 9:01am
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Hey Hey Hey ---- WAKEEEEEEEE UPPPP

and open this bad boy

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#651 21-02-2013 9:25am
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Morning all.

Just dropped the missus to work. I have two hours now before i go to work so i'm off to the shed to pick up the tools and have a go.

can't promise anything!

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#652 21-02-2013 9:26am
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MadsL wrote: »

I'd be pretty sure she has already seen her own boobs.

but has she seen his girlfriend's ?? As it was suggested he post a pic of his girlfriend's boobs not his wife's ( )

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#653 21-02-2013 9:26am
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Son0vagun wrote: »

Morning all.

Just dropped the missus to work. I have two hours now before i go to work so i'm off to the shed to pick up the tools and have a go.

can't promise anything!

I expect results from you this morning :mad: NO EXCUSES !

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#654 21-02-2013 9:26am
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Mind your fingers!

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#655 21-02-2013 9:28am
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eamonnq wrote: »

but has she seen his girlfriend's ?? As it was suggested he post a pic of his girlfriend's boobs not his wifes (we have all seen his wifes!! )

That's disrespectful.

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#656 21-02-2013 9:30am
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Son0vagun wrote: »

Morning all.

Just dropped the missus to work. I have two hours now before i go to work so i'm off to the shed to pick up the tools and have a go.

can't promise anything!

Oh thank god. Your updates are like the hit of sweet sweet smack

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#657 21-02-2013 9:31am
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Son0vagun wrote: »

That's disrespectful.

Hey son0vagun, off the net and get cracking

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#658 21-02-2013 9:32am
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I bet it's full of flesh eating spiders.

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#659 21-02-2013 9:32am
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This will be like that thing someone on boards had us watching last year. I think it was in Norway or Sweden, some people found a box that hadn't been opened in 100 years so they decided to open it live on telly. Everyone in suspense for hours while they dragged it on and on, talking ****e about what could be in the box and eejits dancing around the place before the openening. When they did get the box opened there was just some old rags and letters in it.

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#660 21-02-2013 9:35am
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Son0vagun wrote: »

Morning all.

Just dropped the missus to work. I have two hours now before i go to work so i'm off to the shed to pick up the tools and have a go.

can't promise anything!

Suppose you'll be gone a few hours then?

Gives us plenty of time lads.

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#661 21-02-2013 9:35am
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GhostInTheRuins wrote: »

This will be like that thing someone on boards had us watching last year. I think it was in Norway or Sweden, some people found a box that hadn't been opened in 100 years so they decided to open it live on telly. Everyone in suspense for hours while they dragged it on and on, talking ****e about what could be in the box and eejits dancing around the place before the openening. When they did get the box opened there was just some old rags and letters in it.

Well our box is the box that had dreams and isnt any old box.

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