I found a Safe.

Standard Toaster

What if this is one of those super-secure safes, where if someone tries to break in, it just pours acid over all what's inside? Or even better, it explodes and blows your face off?

slavetothegrind

i could come over with a cutting torch but all you'd have then is an open safe with burnt stuff in it ;-)

lkionm

Here man, call in sick today and tomorrow.

Tell them you didn't practice safe sex and you need to dig something out.

noodler

Son0vagun wrote: »

Ok Folks, heres a update.

Same result as yesterday. I chiselled down and didn't find anything i could drill into. See picture. It looks like i'm gonna have to kango it out and cut the bottom out of it. Anyone know how much it is to rent a kango? And maybe a consaw? It's a big job now. Here's how it looks now.

I've to go now. It's gonna be the weekend before i get at it again. And I've plans at the weekend so only god knows!

Don't think you aren't replaceable...because you are!

IvySlayer

Screw your social life, I want to know what's in that safe more than what happens to Merle and Daryl in The Walking Dead!!

lkionm

IvySlayer wrote: »

Screw your social life, I want to know what's in that safe more than what happens to Merle and Daryl in The Walking Dead!!

At least I have the last episode downloaded and ready to watch.

I feel for you bro

Sadderday

Oscar Pistorius could have opened it

Son0vagun

sidcon wrote: »

I think I speak for every when I say "a ffs"

I feel the same, but i am trying my best here. I am not flush with money. I have a full time job. I wanna open it more then anyone on here.

And i will open it, just not today!

Guill

We need to assemble a crack team of Boardsies to go over to the OP house (tools in hand) and get this job finished. I have Consaw with disks.

NeVeR

Can anyone lend him a kango hammer ??

IvySlayer

Guill wrote: »

We need to assemble a crack team of Boardsies to go over to the OP house (tools in hand) and get this job finished. I have Consaw with disks.

I fail at building IKEA stuff and end up shouting at things. I can help make the tea or something!

Son0vagun

Guill wrote: »

We need to assemble a crack team of Boardsies to go over to the OP house (tools in hand) and get this job finished. I have Consaw with disks.

Sounds like a plan!

Autumn Moon

So, after the weekend?

AW C'MON....!!! :P

GreeBo

Guill wrote: »

We need to assemble a crack team of Boardsies to go over to the OP house (tools in hand) and get this job finished. I have Consaw with disks.

I'm not sure you can "jizz" something out of the ground...maybe if you have just eaten asparagus though...

dr strangelove

Guill wrote: »

We need to assemble a crack team of Boardsies to go over to the OP house (tools in hand) and get this job finished. I have Consaw with disks.

bagsy the wisecracking, cynical nerd, but who comes through in the end.

OU812

Sonovagun, post your PayPal details.

Everyone invested in this thread can give up to a fiver (as a PayPal gift, that way he doesn't get hit with charges).

It'll only take 40 of us to get the €200 for a locksmith. Anything Ezra goes to charity (& a couple I pints for sonovagun for the entertainment).

Everyone ok with that?

Orim

OU812 wrote: »

Everyone ok with that?

I'm about ready to give up my first born to find out what's in that safe.

Kylo Ren

IvySlayer wrote: »

I fail at building IKEA stuff and end up shouting at things. I can help make the tea or something!

Good woman. 1 sugar and milk for me please.

IvySlayer

Keno 92 wrote: »

Good woman. 1 sugar and milk for me please.

I'M A BOY :mad::mad:

Sadderday

IvySlayer wrote: »

I'M A BOY :mad::mad:

a cheese sambo wouldn't go astray while your at it

lkionm

OU812 wrote: »

Sonovagun, post your PayPal details.

Everyone invested in this thread can give up to a fiver (as a PayPal gift, that way he doesn't get hit with charges).

It'll only take 40 of us to get the €200 for a locksmith. Anything Ezra goes to charity (& a couple I pints for sonovagun for the entertainment).

Everyone ok with that?

Entertainment?
I haven't slept with the tension.

I would hate to be friends with the OP, he has a safe which contains Nazi gold and he wants to watch Love/hate. Fair enough if it the episode was just out but its not and everyone knows what happens. How often do you find a safe in a shed?
That **** is all kind of messed up.

Son0vagun

OU812 wrote: »

Sonovagun, post your PayPal details.

Everyone invested in this thread can give up to a fiver (as a PayPal gift, that way he doesn't get hit with charges).

It'll only take 40 of us to get the €200 for a locksmith. Anything Ezra goes to charity (& a couple I pints for sonovagun for the entertainment).
Everyone ok with that?

I couldn't ask for money but thanks

lkionm

IvySlayer wrote: »

I'M A BOY :mad::mad:

Not today darlin'

Kylo Ren

IvySlayer wrote: »

I'M A BOY :mad::mad:

Hey, look, I don't judge. And with modern medical advances and surgeries, by God you are!

Guill

IvySlayer wrote: »

I'M A BOY :mad::mad:

That's what the last one said too...

Standard Toaster

Orim wrote: »

I'm about ready to give up my first born to find out what's in that safe.

Probably just the receipt for the safe at this rate!

Zombienosh

omg nazi gold?!
those pesky nazis.

eamonnq

IvySlayer wrote: »

I fail at building IKEA stuff and end up shouting at things. I can help make the tea or something!

I could take the pictures..........

NeVeR

OU812 wrote: »

Sonovagun, post your PayPal details.

Everyone invested in this thread can give up to a fiver (as a PayPal gift, that way he doesn't get hit with charges).

It'll only take 40 of us to get the €200 for a locksmith. Anything Ezra goes to charity (& a couple I pints for sonovagun for the entertainment).

Everyone ok with that?

Son0vagun wrote: »

I couldn't ask for money but thanks

I'd give €5

Guill

Serious lack of men with power tools in After Hours...