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I found a Safe.

Son0vagun · 2013-02-18 22:58:59

Apon clearing out my shed in my newly purchased house/property I found a safe. It's a floor safe and incased in concrete. It's opened by a key, which I do not have. Written on the safe door is the details of the locksmith who installed it. The previous owner is deceased, so I don't know who else knows about it. So I want…

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#782 21-02-2013 3:24pm
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It was cancer. And a battle so it's probably empty but we won't know till the OP stops doing mad stuff like going to work and opens the damn safe.

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#783 21-02-2013 3:26pm
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Maybe thats whats in the safe, The big C

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#784 21-02-2013 3:27pm
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OP - Looking at the picture you posted of the safe, did you not claim yesterday to have chiselled the wrong side of the safe and that you would start elsewhere today? Why is only one side chiselled?

Have you any more efficient way of doing this? I'm gonna voice the PayPal option again, we will chip in for tool hire or a locksmith for entertainment value, it's not giving you money, sure it has nothing to do with you, it's OPENING THE BLOODY SAFE!

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#785 21-02-2013 3:29pm
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And the safe in the floor and the floor in the shed and the shed in the house and the house on the road and the road in the town and the town in Meath

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#786 21-02-2013 3:29pm
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its Marcellus Wallace's soul

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#787 21-02-2013 3:30pm
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Mayan calendar volume 2.

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#788 21-02-2013 3:32pm
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Shergar disguised as a 30 year old Findus Lasagne?

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#789 21-02-2013 3:32pm
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This is ridiculous OP. Post your address and leave a key under the doormat, some caring Boardsie will come over and open the safe while you're at work!

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#790 21-02-2013 3:46pm
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Great thread!if theres money in there I call halfys!!

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#791 21-02-2013 3:47pm
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A thread just opened up entitled "I found a key" https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056886372 One wonders...

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#792 21-02-2013 3:47pm
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He can't keep us waiting until after the weekend, we'll be running around like Gollum looking for it by then!

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#793 21-02-2013 3:51pm
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Patrick 1 wrote: »

A thread just opened up entitled "I found a key" https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056886372 One wonders...

Mr.Crinklewood [OP]'s just saying that 'cause he wants to get invited to Son0vagun [OP]'s house.

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#794 21-02-2013 3:56pm
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I crack locks as a hobby, wouldn't mind taking a look!

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#795 21-02-2013 4:02pm
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Now there's a contribution we've been waiting for, PM him wills ya ?

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#796 21-02-2013 4:06pm
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Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I crack locks as a hobby, wouldn't mind taking a look!

Hey Joe.

Do you have a set of Hobbs picks? That's what is needed by the looks of the keyway.

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#797 21-02-2013 4:16pm
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Orim wrote: »

It was cancer. And a battle so it's probably empty but we won't know till the OP stops doing mad stuff like going to work and opens the damn safe.

The previous owner was battling cancer with the guns from the other safe!

What a ****ing hard ass! Guaranteed to be bodies in the grounds, and piles of unmarked bills in the safe now.

Open that safe!

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#798 21-02-2013 4:21pm
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Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I crack locks as a hobby, wouldn't mind taking a look!

Which joe was it that posted that?

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#799 21-02-2013 4:23pm
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As much as I regret starting this thread, I'm glad I didn't start it when I orginally found the safe, which was last Saturday.

I'm still 100% dedicated to opening it, just be patient.

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#800 21-02-2013 4:26pm
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Son0vagun wrote: »

As much as I regret starting this thread, I'm glad I didn't start it when I orginally found the safe, which was last Saturday.

I'm still 100% dedicated to opening it, just be patient.

YOU LOVE IT, all of this attention, people throwing money at you, when this safe is open.......... you will be lonely.

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#801 21-02-2013 4:32pm
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Son0vagun wrote: »

As much as I regret starting this thread, I'm glad I didn't start it when I orginally found the safe, which was last Saturday.

I'm still 100% dedicated to opening it, just be patient.

Don't let the freaks in this thread get you down my good friend. I would handle it exactly the way you are. I think you're a hero. Just remember who was nice to you when the bullion is brought to the surface... nudge, nudge... wink, wink. You and me, we're gonna be rich... rich I tells ya.

Leave him alone you big bullies!

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#802 21-02-2013 4:34pm
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Take your time.

Everyone calm down! We may not know what is in the safe but there are still videos of cats and fat people falling over on the internet, go amuse yourself till OP is ready!

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#803 21-02-2013 4:37pm
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This thread is brilliant. It makes me wonder weather there should be a weekly guess whats in this box thread, with the answer given every Friday.

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#804 21-02-2013 4:39pm
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Sadderday wrote: »

YOU LOVE IT, all of this attention, people throwing money at you, when this safe is open.......... you will be lonely.

Do you have anything better to do..Give us all a break

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#805 21-02-2013 4:41pm
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urbanledge wrote: »

urban legend

Its not.

Low enough temperatures cause metals to become quite brittle.

I have frozen many materials in liquid N2 and they do indeed shatter readily.

I also refer you to:

http://mythbustersresults.com/myth-evolution

see the results on shattering a frozen padlock.

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#806 21-02-2013 4:42pm
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Gosub wrote: »

Hey Joe.

Do you have a set of Hobbs picks? That's what is needed by the looks of the keyway.

I'm a hobbyist, not a rich person! I got some Southord picks and a few DIY picks.

OP, this thread is massive so I'm not gonna go rooting through it. Do you know what make / model the safe is, and could you PM me as good a shot as you can of the keyway?

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#807 21-02-2013 4:43pm
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Sadderday wrote: »

YOU LOVE IT, all of this attention, people throwing money at you, when this safe is open.......... you will be lonely.

So will we

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#808 21-02-2013 4:46pm
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Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm a hobbyist, not a rich person! I got some Southord picks and a few DIY picks.

OP, this thread is massive so I'm not gonna go rooting through it. Do you know what make / model the safe is, and could you PM me as good a shot as you can of the keyway?

In work now and can't really reply, but if you search you will find pictures of the Keyway, someone will link you to them.

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#809 21-02-2013 4:47pm
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OP, if the contents of the safe are shit, feel free to put some indiana jones-ass shit in there so we're not disappointed.

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#810 21-02-2013 4:47pm
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Boombastic wrote: »

So will we

[EMAIL="FE@CK"]FE'CK[/EMAIL] ................ your actually right

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#811 21-02-2013 4:49pm
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Pict of safe for Bipolar Joe

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83323811&postcount=664

Picture of Keyway

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83288091&postcount=99

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