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I found a Safe.

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    #842
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Abi wrote: »
    Nah. He's leaving us hanging all weekend too by the looks of things.


    I think I've found the house anyway :cool:


    /paces floor with arm behind back

    Ha ha, you used Apple street view- good luck in Guatemala :D


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    #843
    noodler
    Registered Users Posts: 26,395 ✭✭✭✭noodler


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    As much as I regret starting this thread, I'm glad I didn't start it when I orginally found the safe, which was last Saturday.

    I'm still 100% dedicated to opening it, just be patient.


    All your bullion are belong to us.


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    #844
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Can a mod update the thread title if / when the safe is opened or abandoned? Can't be arsed checking back here every hour.

    May be a bad idea though, I could see the thread title being updated 'for a laugh'...


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    #845
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Should we have some numbers of support groups/ Samaritans etc listed at the start of this thread in case the safe turns out to be empty? There'll be a lot of depressed posters around AH?


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    #846
    stevek93
    Registered Users Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭stevek93


    Hmmm.. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056886372


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    #847
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    Ha ha, you used Apple street view- good luck in Guatemala :D

    Heh. Guatemala my arse, I've done my ground work here :p


    Damn I'm scary. Scarily good :pac:


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    #848
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    What can we do to while away the time until the safe is opened? Any stories about the safe that got away? 1001 safes to see before you die? Why opening safes can prolong your life by 5 years?


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    #849
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Hmm, reckon it could be done on the cheap without a Hobbs kit. The biggest pain in the asshole would be keeping the bolt thrower in tension while fiddling with the levers.

    I know the principal, so I might be able to make some super cheap and disposable 2 in 1's for it. The fact that the keyway is plain will make it easier. Any idea on the measurements?
    Many years ago I did a similar looking lock with shaped bicycle spokes. But it was a fairly simple symmetrical lever lock and it took quite a while. If the key is asymmetrical you might have to pick it both ways. Then there's the possibility of anti-pick notches on the levers. It all depends on the level of security in the lock. If you can't find the make and model of the mechanism, you would be working blind... or more blind to be exact.:)


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    #850
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Juice1304 has first dibs on opening the safe. He's due home from school soon. And will be on line after he does his homework. But it take him up to two weeks to get the correct picks.

    Are you really bipolar joe? I've had bad experiences with bipolar people!


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    #851
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Gosub wrote: »
    Many years ago I did a similar looking lock with shaped bicycle spokes. But it was a fairly simple symmetrical lever lock and it took quite a while. If the key is asymmetrical you might have to pick it both ways. Then there's the possibility of anti-pick notches on the levers. It all depends on the level of security in the lock. If you can't find the make and model of the mechanism, you would be working blind... or more blind to be exact.:)

    Yeah, that's what's off-putting. In detective mode, here, but having it buried makes me think that whatever was / is in it is important, so it might have dummy levers. Still, it could be a lot of fun cracking it. It makes me feel like Robert Redford!


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    #852
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users Posts: 5,560 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    We're all very stable here, one single mood:
    Open the Safe!

    That's all we're thinking.
    All Day
    Every Day.


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    #853
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Slutmonkey57b wrote: »
    We're all very stable here, one single mood:
    Open the Safe!

    That's all we're thinking.
    All Day
    Every Day.

    Trust me, so am I.


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    #854
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users Posts: 5,560 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Trust me, so am I.

    Oh yeah? So... Ummm.. tell us what you're thinking.

    Slow, like.

    Yeah.


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    #855
    ahnowbrowncow
    Registered Users Posts: 2,573 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    F*** it.

    I'm off to mass


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    #856
    Happyman42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    I've just had the horrible thought that this thread is gonna run until April 1st. :eek:

    There will be much knashing of teeth and pulling of hair OP, own up now, save yourself, yore Ma and family. Boards retribution is swift and Bruce Willisian!


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    #857
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    Best thread in ages , OP if its not open by the weekend setup a livestream for a few hours for the lulz


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    #858
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Safewatch!, with Kate Humble and Bill Oddie


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    #859
    MadYaker
    Registered Users Posts: 12,218 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    Anyone know where this lads house is? I have a few sticks of dynamite. Seriously.


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    #860
    2ndcoming
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    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Juice1304 has first dibs on opening the safe. He's due home from school soon. And will be on line after he does his homework. But it take him up to two weeks to get the correct picks.

    Are you really bipolar joe? I've had bad experiences with bipolar people!

    Is it just me or are the OP's posts looking increasingly like this is a world class pi55-take?


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    #861
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    MadYaker wrote: »
    Anyone know where this lads house is? I have a few sticks of dynamite. Seriously.

    Yeah, I do. But we'll have to wait till him and the missus are gone to work in the morning. I didn't spend a whole 7 minutes looking for this house for nothin', and I'm sure as hell not waiting around for this juice dude.


    You bring the dynamite, I'll nab us a few beers.


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    #862
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users Posts: 5,560 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    2ndcoming wrote: »
    Is it just me or are the OP's posts looking increasingly like this is a world class pi55-take?

    I hate to break it to you, but not all of the respondents were 100% serious either.


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    #863
    brokenarms
    Registered Users Posts: 1,387 ✭✭✭brokenarms


    dear god. Just open the god dam safe so I can get on with my life.


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    #864
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    brokenarms wrote: »
    dear god. Just open the god dam safe so I can get on with my life.

    And then what? You get back to your life and I go to the Bahamas.

    This thread is 100% genuine. I've said all along I believe the safe to be empty. I've been honest about my other commitments. And I remain dedicated to opening the safe and showing you all the contents. It's just not gonna happen today, or tomorrow, I'm taking tomorrow off. And Saturday maybe, it's mine and the Missus anniversary. So maybe on Sunday? But then the rugby is on Sunday.

    I'm off on Tuesday! You all free on Tuesday?


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    #865
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    And then what? You get back to your life and I go to the Bahamas.

    This thread is 100% genuine. I've said all along I believe the safe to be empty. I've been honest about my other commitments. And I remain dedicated to opening the safe and showing you all the contents. It's just not gonna happen today, or tomorrow, I'm taking tomorrow off. And Saturday maybe, it's mine and the Missus anniversary. So maybe on Sunday? But then the rugby is on Sunday.

    I'm off on Tuesday! You all free on Tuesday?
    I'm not free, but I'm cheap. :D


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    #866
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    And then what? You get back to your life and I go to the Bahamas.

    This thread is 100% genuine. I've said all along I believe the safe to be empty. I've been honest about my other commitments. And I remain dedicated to opening the safe and showing you all the contents. It's just not gonna happen today, or tomorrow, I'm taking tomorrow off. And Saturday maybe, it's mine and the Missus anniversary. So maybe on Sunday? But then the rugby is on Sunday.

    I'm off on Tuesday! You all free on Tuesday?

    Road trip to Sonovagans house boardsies?


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    #867
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users Posts: 5,560 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    Anniversary?

    What's more romantic than an open safe?

    It's red, for a start!


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    #868
    Peppa Pig
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Peppa Pig


    I won't think we are nearing the opening until Gazza starts posting here about fishing rods, chicken and lager


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    #869
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    I hope there's a spring loaded boxing glove inside.


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    #870
    dan185
    Registered Users Posts: 769 ✭✭✭dan185


    you could've got King Nidge to give you a hand if they hadn't blown his skull off.


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    #871
    68 lost souls
    Registered Users Posts: 3,990 ✭✭✭68 lost souls


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    And then what? You get back to your life and I go to the Bahamas.

    This thread is 100% genuine. I've said all along I believe the safe to be empty. I've been honest about my other commitments. And I remain dedicated to opening the safe and showing you all the contents. It's just not gonna happen today, or tomorrow, I'm taking tomorrow off. And Saturday maybe, it's mine and the Missus anniversary. So maybe on Sunday? But then the rugby is on Sunday.

    I'm off on Tuesday! You all free on Tuesday?

    Tell her her present is in the safe, she will have it open in no time


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