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I found a Safe.

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    #932
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    So, what's everyone up to this evening?


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    #933
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    keith16 wrote: »
    So, what's everyone up to this evening?

    Just sitting back, feet up, having a beer and watching Hugh's Fish Fight. Trying to fight the yawns.


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    #934
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,882 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Why don't you accept the money and have someone come open it for you? >:(


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    #935
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    Why don't you accept the money and have someone come open it for you? >:(

    It wouldn't be right. I'm not a charity case. I just can't afford the €350 I was quoted to have it unlocked.


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    #936
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    keith16 wrote: »
    So, what's everyone up to this evening?


    Sitting around, having a bud waiting for a safe to open.


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    #937
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    This thread is scary. People trying to find out where I live! Trying to trace my IP address! 80,000+ have viewed this, that's the equivalent of me walking out in the stage in Slane, with my safe.

    I'm beginning to feel the pressure! It's not the safe I'm worried about, it's this thread!

    Slane is in Meath...mmm..the net closes
    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Just sitting back, feet up, having a beer and watching Hugh's Fish Fight. Trying to fight the yawns.

    We know:D


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    #938
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    I will however gladly except the use of someone's kango!

    I would have excepted somebody's help, but there's too many people who want to know where I live.


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    #939
    ashers22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭ashers22


    do you have a gun?

    (to shoot the safe like)


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    #940
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users Posts: 5,560 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    I will however gladly except the use of someone's kango!

    I would have excepted somebody's help, but there's too many people who want to know where I live.

    Ignore those people. They're amateurs. Professionals already know where you live.


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    #941
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Slutmonkey57b wrote: »
    Ignore those people. They're amateurs. Professionals already know where you live.

    Well it's **** like that that makes me want this thread to be closed.


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    #942
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Well it's **** like that that makes me want this thread to be closed.

    I'll close you!

    *Shakes fist at Son0vagun


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    #943
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    If this turns out to be a troll I can imagine a fairly epic scene of 80,000 boardsies converging on Meath in a maddened rage. The Conspiracy Theories can lead the van:P

    Well, I'm off to Son0vagun's garage my bed.


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    #944
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    If this turns out to be a troll I can imagine a fairly epic scene of 80,000 boardsies converging on Meath in a maddened rage. The Conspiracy Theories can lead the van:P

    Well, I'm off to Son0vagun's garage my bed.

    Sher i heard that the man that was found on the road leitrim with the plastic bags around him was a troll on boards and it wasnt the russian mafia or the IRA that kidnapped him at all.... :D


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    #945
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Well it's **** like that that makes me want this thread to be closed.
    Slutmonkey57b wrote: »
    Ignore those people. They're amateurs. Professionals already know where you live.
    Son0vagun wrote: »
    I will however gladly except the use of someone's kango!

    I would have excepted somebody's help, but there's too many people who want to know where I live.
    keith16 wrote: »
    I'll close you!

    *Shakes fist at Son0vagun


    WELL this escalated quickly :rolleyes:


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    #946
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    If this turns out to be a troll I can imagine a fairly epic scene of 80,000 boardsies converging on Meath in a maddened rage. The Conspiracy Theories can lead the van:P

    Well, I'm off to Son0vagun's garage my bed.



    Our resident lizard man can flick his tongue at Son0vagun in an intimidating way..


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    #947
    Mocha Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 895 ✭✭✭Mocha Joe


    I'll meet you at a deserted location of your choosing. You will then blindfold me and drive me to your house and walk me into your shed. Remove the blindfold and I will open the safe. When we're done, re-blindfold me, re-walk me back to your car, re-drive me back to the deserted location.


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    #948
    kingtiger
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭kingtiger


    can you not rent a portable plasma cutter? you would be through the lock in 10 minutes


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    #949
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Mocha Joe wrote: »
    I'll meet you at a deserted location of your choosing. You will then blindfold me and drive me to your house and walk me into your shed. Remove the blindfold and I will open the safe. When we're done, re-blindfold me, re-walk me back to your car, re-drive me back to the deserted location.

    And how do you plan to open it?


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    #950
    Mocha Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 895 ✭✭✭Mocha Joe


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    And how do you plan to open it?

    I have the key. You should have just asked me for it and saved yourself all this hassle.


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    #951
    yermandan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭yermandan


    Fcuk sake I love Boards


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    #952
    tdonegan1990
    Registered Users Posts: 253 ✭✭tdonegan1990


    This safe still not open!!
    Been days now!


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    #953
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    A bit of me really hopes this is a troll and on Sunday night he closes his account.


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    #954
    olcod
    Registered Users Posts: 109 ✭✭olcod


    Have you tried wedging a small bar in the lock and giving it a good hard crack with a lump hammer, see if you could spring the lock like the ol car doors and pool tables would do.......so im told......:rolleyes:


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    #955
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Dig it out of the ground, and drop it from a height.


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    #956
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Mocha Joe wrote: »
    I have the key. You should have just asked me for it and saved yourself all this hassle.

    Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss...... *extra hisses*


    Iiiiiiiiiiii am the ..


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    #957
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Nodin wrote: »
    Dig it out of the ground, and drop it from a height.

    That's how it got in the ground in the first place!


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    #958
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    lkionm wrote: »
    A bit of me really hopes this is a troll and on Sunday night he closes his account.

    I am tempted.


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    #959
    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,820 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    I reckon trying to open it will be the same as trying to do this


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    #960
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    I am tempted.


    Your last post should be
    OMG!!!!!1!11!! , hold on while I upload some pics.....
    Then close your account :pac:


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    #961
    lucylu
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    well mcgyver would have had it open already with chewing gum insulating tape and a paper clip


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