I found a Safe.

Son0vagun · 21-02-2013 11:58pm

lucylu wrote: »

well mcgyver would have had it open already with chewing gum insulating tape and a paper clip

Chewing gum insulating tape sounds yummy.

Queen-Mise · 21-02-2013 11:58pm

Son0vagun wrote: »

Well it's **** like that that makes me want this thread to be closed.

Boards wouldn't be boards without those kind of comments. The people here live with one foot in fantasy and the other in reality. In the back of their minds they really do believe they are a mash up of: MacGyver, Chuck Norris, and are one of the funniest, smartest people in the world.

In reality no-one here leaves their house. Ever. So this thread is the closest to reality any of us have gotten. We are living vicariously through your adventure with the safe.

And 30, 000 people haven't looked at the thread - 100 people have looked at it loads.

Best of luck with safe opening. And enjoy your anniversary this weekend.

eamonnq · 22-02-2013 12:00am

http://www.adverts.ie/machinery-tools/kango/2684217

Just sayin........

dlofnep · 22-02-2013 12:00am

I think there is a loophole in Irish law that allows you to hatched people for keeping you in suspense for 3 days or more.

Ilik Urgee · 22-02-2013 12:01am

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Boards wouldn't be boards without those kind of comments. The people here live with one foot in fantasy and the other in reality. In the back of their minds they really do believe they are a mash up of: MacGyver, Chuck Norris, and are one of the funniest, smartest people in the world.

In reality no-one here leaves their house. Ever. So this thread is the closest to reality any of us have gotten. We are living vicariously through your adventure with the safe.

And 30, 000 people haven't looked at the thread - 100 people have looked at it loads.

Best of luck with safe opening. And enjoy your anniversary this weekend.

Ouch!!:(

Kill her!!:P

coolhull · 22-02-2013 12:01am

In the safe could be:

1 the fifth secret of Fatima

2 document containing the real reason for the Pope resigning

3 The Fine Gael 5-point plan

4 Bertie's bank account numbers 1993/2004

5 Shergar's head

or possibly all five (it looks like a fairly big safe)

Son0vagun · 22-02-2013 12:03am

eamonnq wrote: »

http://www.adverts.ie/machinery-tools/kango/2684217

Just sayin........

You think he'd have heard my plea.

keith16 · 22-02-2013 12:03am

Son0vagun wrote: »

I am tempted.

This reminded me of the thread where the OP found pictures of his exes boobies online and wondering if he should share the link....

Que unrelenting demands for the link from all in sundry, the OP regretting his decision to post and removing the OP.

In this instance, the safe represents the OP in that thread's ex.

The "key" is the link / website he found. Of course in this instance the OP "had" the "key" but was in the end unwilling to share. This is what I call "stage 4" in the "sharing things online cycle".

I don't know what the other stages are, I haven't gotten around to making up names for them yet.

My point is OP, that you also have a "key" of sorts, but in this case, they "key" is where you live, not some magical link to third party boobage (the items in the safe to continue the analogy).

This key is much more attainable as in people now have some clues as to where you are and how they can get their hands on the key in order to see some "safe boobage" for themselves.

The only thing you can do now is close your account, cut off contact with all of your loved ones and retreat to a barren wilderness and live the life of a regret filled hermit, occasionally catching your reflection in a nearby body of water, a reflection of a life that once was.

Enjoy

Auntie Psychotic · 22-02-2013 12:04am

Look, OP, get off boards & open the god damn thing.

Nodin · 22-02-2013 12:05am

keith16 wrote: »

That's how it got in the ground in the first place!

...it generally works though, so I've been told.

Son0vagun · 22-02-2013 12:06am

keith16 wrote: »

This reminded me of the thread where the OP found pictures of his exes boobies online and wondering if he should share the link....

Que unrelenting demands for the link from all in sundry, the OP regretting his decision to post and removing the OP.

In this instance, the safe represents the OP in that thread's ex.

The "key" is the link / website he found. Of course in this instance the OP "had" the "key" but was in the end unwilling to share. This is what I call "stage 4" in the "sharing things online cycle".

I don't know what the other stages are, I haven't gotten around to making up names for them yet.

My point is OP, that you also have a "key" of sorts, but in this case, they "key" is where you live, not some magical link to third party boobage (the items in the safe to continue the analogy).

This key is much more attainable as in people now have some clues as to where you are and how they can get their hands on the key in order to see some "safe boobage" for themselves.

The only thing you can do now is close your account, cut off contact with all of your loved ones and retreat to a barren wilderness and live the life of a regret filled hermit, occasionally catching your reflection in a nearby body of water, a reflection of a life that once was.

Enjoy

Sound advise, closing it now.

Fannyhead · 22-02-2013 12:10am

Son0vagun wrote: »

Sound advise, closing it now.

Don't you fucking dare!!

Auntie Psychotic · 22-02-2013 12:11am

Son0vagun wrote: »

Sound advise, closing it now.

Yes, anger the mob of Internet strangers. That will end well for you.

gjc · 22-02-2013 12:11am

Son0vagun wrote: »

Sound advise, closing it now.

Your such a tease go take your ball as nobody is playing with you

Slutmonkey57b · 22-02-2013 12:13am

keith16 wrote: »

This reminded me of the thread where the OP found pictures of his exes boobies online and wondering if he should share the link....

Que unrelenting demands for the link from all in sundry, the OP regretting his decision to post and removing the OP.

In this instance, the safe represents the OP in that thread's ex.

The "key" is the link / website he found. Of course in this instance the OP "had" the "key" but was in the end unwilling to share. This is what I call "stage 4" in the "sharing things online cycle".

I don't know what the other stages are, I haven't gotten around to making up names for them yet.

My point is OP, that you also have a "key" of sorts, but in this case, they "key" is where you live, not some magical link to third party boobage (the items in the safe to continue the analogy).

This key is much more attainable as in people now have some clues as to where you are and how they can get their hands on the key in order to see some "safe boobage" for themselves.

The only thing you can do now is close your account, cut off contact with all of your loved ones and retreat to a barren wilderness and live the life of a regret filled hermit, occasionally catching your reflection in a nearby body of water, a reflection of a life that once was.

Enjoy

That's an awfully long post which starts off talking about boobs and ends up with no boobs.

You've no manner of idea how to maintain the reader's interest. OP is playing a masterful hand* here, you should learn from him.

*No, he's not having a ****.

jeni · 22-02-2013 12:15am

Son0vagun wrote: »

Sound advise, closing it now.

Noooooooooo ;(

hollster2 · 22-02-2013 12:21am

keith16 wrote: »

So, what's everyone up to this evening?

Sitting in some guys garden watchin him drinking beer on his couch earlier he was beating the crap out of a safe in his shed think ill have to tell him eventually its my secret way to get to narnia

Daughter In Law0vagun · 22-02-2013 12:25am

I think we need to revisit the idea of people sending money again.

racso1975 · 22-02-2013 12:26am

I have all the tools you possibly need to open that safe. I honestly could not give a flying fcuk what is in it or not. All the better if it makes you a rich man. But for the love of god will you pm me your address so i can come over and open it and put this damn thread out of it's misery

kilkenny12 · 22-02-2013 12:28am

Daughter In Law0vagun wrote: »

I think we need to revisit the idea of people sending money again.

GO OPEN YOUR SAFE MRS VAGUN

olcod · 22-02-2013 12:28am

Daughter In Law0vagun wrote: »

I think we need to revisit the idea of people sending money again.

Ya dirty sonOvagun

Cul a cnoic · 22-02-2013 12:34am

Son0vagun wrote: »

Just realised I forgot to tell you all that this isn't the first safe I have found in the shed. I found a open gun safe when I first moved in. It was of course empty.

Make of that what you will.

The floor safe could be for the ammo, think carefully how you open it..

Boombastic · 22-02-2013 12:36am

Daughter In Law0vagun wrote: »

I think we need to revisit the idea of people sending money again.

Thinking of your inheritance, eh?

ahnowbrowncow · 22-02-2013 12:46am

Hey everyone, I've got a mysterious safe in my house too. I've lost the key to it and forget what's inside it. It's totally mysterious, just like the op's safe.

You all could come over to my house and try open it??? Who knows what we'd find inside it.

And then we could talk to each other and maybe have a few drinks and stuff or whatever you wanted to do..... doesn't that sound nice???

Please? I'm so lonely

TheStook · 22-02-2013 12:52am

Does this end with 4/5 ridiculously curious people forming a group and going to the Op's house in the middle of the night to open the safe, but the Op hears the noise and investigates, only to be punched in the armpit by a member of the group, and falling to the ground, smashing his head and dying?

On a completely unrelated topic, if your really curious as to what's in the safe and willing to go to unspeakable lengths to find out whats in it, then Pm me.

BorneTobyWilde · 22-02-2013 1:09am

Put safe on EBAY
DO not open it
Could make a fortune
'One unopened safe, years old, What mysteries lie within'

Starting bid
300.00

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