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I found a Safe.

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    #992
    BOHtox
    Registered Users Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bn0wFvEJow


    A pair of feckin' women's knickers!


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    #993
    campo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,364 ✭✭✭campo


    Had enough of this thread waiting for safe to be open unfollowing


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    #994
    campo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,364 ✭✭✭campo


    I'm back did I miss anything was the safe open....TELL ME IT WAS OPENED


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    #995
    jugger
    Registered Users Posts: 375 ✭✭jugger


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Has anyone heard from Juice1304 yet? Get him to send me his number. I did a back ground check on him he seems legit. Does anyone know him? He should be home from school by now!

    sounds like the op is just trying to lure juice1304 back to his shed !!!


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    #996
    Dtp79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭Dtp79


    jugger wrote: »

    sounds like the op is just trying to lure juice1304 back to his shed !!!
    I wanna be


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    #997
    Dtp79
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    Dtp79 wrote: »
    I wanna be
    Number


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    #998
    Dtp79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭Dtp79


    Dtp79 wrote: »
    Number
    One


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    #999
    Dtp79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭Dtp79


    Dtp79 wrote: »
    One
    Thousand!!!!


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    #1000
    LadyMayBelle
    Registered Users Posts: 5,095 ✭✭✭LadyMayBelle


    1001.... Nah not got the same ring


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    #1001
    jethro081
    Registered Users Posts: 556 ✭✭✭jethro081


    right lads, the lot of ye stop being knobs and let the man open his safe in peace, or else none of us will find out what's in it.

    I want to know what's in it.


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    #1002
    [Deleted User]
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    ahnowbrowncow wrote: »
    Hey everyone, I've got a mysterious safe in my house too. I've lost the key to it and forget what's inside it. It's totally mysterious, just like the op's safe.


    Is this safe of yours brown?
    And really light?
    And the doors sealed in front with sticky tape?
    And the word "Sayf" & a dial scribbled on it with permanent marker?

    That's a box ahnowbrowncow, a cardboard box.


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    #1003
    Chris Martin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭Chris Martin


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Is this safe of yours brown?
    And really light?
    And the doors sealed in front with sticky tape?
    And the word "Sayf" & a dial scribbled on it with permanent marker?

    That's a box ahnowbrowncow, a cardboard box.

    Giv' ya a grand for it :P


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    #1004
    banquo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    Really hope it's the key to another safe inside.


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    #1005
    eamonnq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,011 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    keith16 wrote: »
    This reminded me of the thread where the OP found pictures of his exes boobies online and wondering if he should share the link....


    Enjoy :)

    Ok, I have been following this thread and this is the second mention of pic of boobies (I think there was something about a safe as well), but I am still waiting on the pic of the boobies!!!


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    #1006
    NeVeR
    Registered Users Posts: 5,330 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    NeVeR wrote: »
    be cool if then opened there was a Key inside.. not the Key to the safe.. but the key to something... people on here would go mental wanting to know WHAT THE KEY IS FOR AHHHHHHHH ..
    banquo wrote: »
    Really hope it's the key to another safe inside.

    C-mon banquo -- Be original :)


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    #1007
    Sadderday
    Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    NeVeR wrote: »
    C-mon banquo -- Be original :)


    Key to the G spot


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    #1008
    Hoop66
    Registered Users Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    And then what? You get back to your life and I go to the Bahamas.

    This thread is 100% genuine. I've said all along I believe the safe to be empty. I've been honest about my other commitments. And I remain dedicated to opening the safe and showing you all the contents. It's just not gonna happen today, or tomorrow, I'm taking tomorrow off. And Saturday maybe, it's mine and the Missus anniversary. So maybe on Sunday? But then the rugby is on Sunday.

    I'm off on Tuesday! You all free on Tuesday?

    C U Next Tuesday then...


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    #1009
    [Deleted User]
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    Chris Martin wrote: »
    Giv' ya a grand for it :P

    *turns to bearded man*

    Thank you you Mister *anker, but No Deal.

    Number 22 please, Noel.




































    (what? I said banker.)


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    #1010
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Is this fúcking thing still not open?
    I could have chewed through it by now!:mad::mad:


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    #1011
    Korvanica
    Registered Users Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    Op will soon be in a position of power.

    "Tits or the safe stays closed and I GTFO" - OP


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    #1012
    jinkybhoy
    Registered Users Posts: 692 ✭✭✭jinkybhoy


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    And then what? You get back to your life and I go to the Bahamas.

    This thread is 100% genuine. I've said all along I believe the safe to be empty. I've been honest about my other commitments. And I remain dedicated to opening the safe and showing you all the contents. It's just not gonna happen today, or tomorrow, I'm taking tomorrow off. And Saturday maybe, it's mine and the Missus anniversary. So maybe on Sunday? But then the rugby is on Sunday.

    I'm off on Tuesday! You all free on Tuesday?

    Hold on - It's my anniversary on saturday as well - and my wife has been "pottering" a lot in the basement...I'll be right back guys....


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    #1013
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Sound advise, closing it now.

    http://data.whicdn.com/images/45414863/Ain-t-Nobody-Got-Time-Fo-Dat-sweet-brown-31241125-480-330_large.jpg


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    #1014
    jinkybhoy
    Registered Users Posts: 692 ✭✭✭jinkybhoy


    Mystery over - she is just having an affair and she goes down there to talk in private to him - phew!


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    #1015
    silvine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭silvine


    Is it open yet?


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    #1016
    jinkybhoy
    Registered Users Posts: 692 ✭✭✭jinkybhoy


    silvine wrote: »
    Is it open yet?

    It's going to be a next week job i think


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    #1017
    silvine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭silvine


    That'll probably give me enough time to read the 68 pages of this thread.


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    #1018
    Sadderday
    Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    silvine wrote: »
    Is it open yet?


    Does the pope **** in the woods?


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    #1019
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    silvine wrote: »
    That'll probably give me enough time to read the 68 pages of this thread.
    There will be a lot more than 68 pages by the time you finish reading it!


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    #1020
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Kango Hammer booked for tomorrow morning!


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    #1021
    Sadderday
    Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Kango Hammer booked for tomorrow morning!


    YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


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